There's No Easy Cure For What Ails Higher Education
Barton Swaim · May 4, 2018 Every week brings news of some fresh campus absurdity—tenured professors saying and doing idiotic things, students cursing and attacking speakers while college authorities do nothing about it, schools proudly denying students due process. When news circulated recently that Penn State has forbidden…
Chick-fil-A and the Christian Infiltration
Barton Swaim · April 20, 2018 Even the headline of the short essay in the New Yorker was meant to offend, and it did: “Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City.” The piece, by Dan Piepenbring, has been read, attacked, defended, and ridiculed by far more people than ordinarily read the New Yorker. If the editors’ goal…
The School Walkout: A Conformist Rebellion
Barton Swaim · March 16, 2018 The school walkout—or to speak correctly, the Enough! National School Walkout—took place on March 14. The point of the event was to call attention to the need for gun-control legislation. Students were to walk out of their classrooms at 10:00 a.m. for 17 minutes to remember the 17 people killed at…
Rogue Rage
Barton Swaim · March 9, 2018 "I don’t agree with him on that one," my stepmother said. “It was wrong, and I don’t think he should have done it.” Usually she took my father’s side in these discussions. Not this time.
Georgia's Gesture Politics
Barton Swaim · March 2, 2018 We live in an era of gesture politics: walkouts, die-ins, marches, boycotts, hashtags, retweets. Our most strident political debates often aren’t debates at all but volleys of symbolic or metaphorical gestures. The point of these national pantomimes is not to make a rational case but to proclaim…
An Evangelical Saint
Barton Swaim · February 23, 2018 At the height of his influence in the 1960s and ’70s, Billy Graham was a man about whom nearly every adult in America had an opinion. He was everywhere—his weeklong evangelistic “crusades” packed stadiums around the globe; innumerable books and articles carried his byline; his face appeared on the…
An Evangelical Saint
Barton Swaim · February 22, 2018 At the height of his influence in the 1960s and ’70s, Billy Graham was a man about whom nearly every adult in America had an opinion. He was everywhere—his weeklong evangelistic “crusades” packed stadiums around the globe; innumerable books and articles carried his byline; his face appeared on the…
The Venezuela Airlift?
Barton Swaim · January 30, 2018 In this week’s magazine’s editorial, “Night Falls on Venezuela,” we took 1,200 words or so to describe the desperate state into which the country has fallen. To sum up: The people of Venezuela are starving to death. Bands of hungry looters roam the streets of its cities, the currency is worthless,…
Swaim: A Nurturing Minstrel
Barton Swaim · January 19, 2018 On January 16, the New York Times ran a lovely piece on music therapy for the elderly. Kaitlyn Kelly, a music therapist at the Hebrew Home at Riverdale in the Bronx, teaches residents, most of whom suffer from dementia, to write and sing their own songs.
Artisanal Sex?
Barton Swaim · January 12, 2018 Recently I visited a small university town. A friend recommended I visit a certain downtown coffee shop known for its exquisite espressos and Americanos. “It’s pretty hipster,” my friend warned, and it was. Everyone present was between the ages of, I guessed, 17 and 35. The men wore clothes that…
Stupid Phrase Alert: 'Upending Decades of U.S. Policy'
Barton Swaim · December 27, 2017 After the Trump administration announced it would recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, almost every news report I read contained some version of the phrase “upending decades of U.S. policy.” The night before the announcement, on December 5, the AFP News Agency tweeted: “#BREAKING President…
Murray Kempton at 100
Barton Swaim · December 15, 2017 The occasion of Murray Kempton’s centenary—he was born December 16, 1917—has attracted little attention. As a columnist for the New York Post and later Newsday he wrote more about New York than Washington or national politics, but one had a right to expect a biography or maybe a few essays or a…
The Conflicting Dogmas of the Liberal Clerisy
Barton Swaim · November 24, 2017 In The Cultural Contradictions of Capitalism (1976) Daniel Bell argued that modern capitalism abetted two conflicting tendencies: It encouraged hedonistic self-gratification in the cultural sphere while needing sober hard-working adults in the economic sphere. A defect in the thesis is that there…
The Reformation at 500
Barton Swaim · October 31, 2017 On October 31, exactly 500 years will have passed since a German monk named Martin Luther posted his 95 theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg. That’s at least the tradition, but certainly Luther circulated his collection of brief contentions. Mainly he intended to provoke a debate…
The Reformation at 500
Barton Swaim · October 27, 2017 On October 31, exactly 500 years will have passed since a German monk named Martin Luther posted his 95 theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg. That’s at least the tradition, but certainly Luther circulated his collection of brief contentions. Mainly he intended to provoke a debate…
Good Writer's Disease?
Barton Swaim · September 29, 2017 I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed reading a collection of speeches. This may be due to the fact that most or maybe all I’ve read are political, and political speeches, even those authored by literate and capable politicians, lose their significance almost immediately. But perhaps the more important…
The Plight of Dreamers With Educational Ambitions
Barton Swaim · September 9, 2017 In June 2012, when President Obama issued the executive order known as DACA—“deferred action on childhood arrivals”—he had a good moral case but a bad legal one. The order allowed illegal immigrants who had entered the country as minors—people who hadn’t come to America of their own will—to apply…
Did You Ever See a Dreamer Walking?
Barton Swaim · September 8, 2017 In June 2012, when President Obama issued the executive order known as DACA—“deferred action on childhood arrivals”—he had a good moral case but a bad legal one. The order allowed illegal immigrants who had entered the country as minors—people who hadn’t come to America of their own will—to apply…
It Can't Happen Here
Barton Swaim · September 1, 2017 For several days in mid-August, Donald Trump found himself ensnared in a bizarre controversy over the “very fine people” marching alongside neo-Nazis in Charlottesville, Va. It was a stupid thing to say—he said it several times, of course—and he was roundly criticized for his failure to condemn…
How Trump's Turning Liberals into Burkeans
Barton Swaim · August 25, 2017 Most conservatives find the Trump presidency highly distressing for a variety of totally valid reasons—the ideological mishmash, the dysfunction, the lack of any political principle guiding the nation’s chief executive. But there is one part of the present era I can’t help enjoying, and that’s the…
Through Glasses, Darkly
Barton Swaim · August 25, 2017 Columbia, South Carolina, is known for its excessive heat, and that’s about it. The place has its benefits, and the weather is splendid for nine months out of the year, but like some other state capitals—Harrisburg, say—it’s not a destination. When I’m in Washington and tell someone I live in…
Surprise! Bill DeBlasio Will Tie NYC Arts Funding to "Diversity" Without Defining "Diversity"
Barton Swaim · August 10, 2017 Last month, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio unveiled the city’s first-ever “cultural plan.” Although the details are murky, he hopes to tie funding for arts organizations to the “diversity” of their staffs and boards of directors. The city’s commissioner of cultural affairs, Tom Finkelpearl,…
Bill de Blasio, Culture-meister
Barton Swaim · August 4, 2017 Last month, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio unveiled the city’s first-ever “cultural plan.” Although the details are murky, he hopes to tie funding for arts organizations to the “diversity” of their staffs and boards of directors. The city’s commissioner of cultural affairs, Tom Finkelpearl,…
The Meaning of Stupid
Barton Swaim · August 3, 2017 I once worked in a small state agency that, among other things, analyzed legislation. At one point the agency’s head hired three new analysts. One of them was a woman in her early thirties—call her Leena. Her job was to brief other staffers on budget-related bills. When she first took the job,…
The Meaning of Stupid
Barton Swaim · July 28, 2017 I once worked in a small state agency that, among other things, analyzed legislation. At one point the agency’s head hired three new analysts. One of them was a woman in her early thirties—call her Leena. Her job was to brief other staffers on budget-related bills. When she first took the job,…
The Expertocracy
Barton Swaim · May 12, 2017 It's constantly surprising to me how promiscuously Americans use the term "expert." An expert is someone who has comprehensive knowledge of a subject or total mastery of a skill. We all recognize such people—the guy who repaired my roof last year is an expert, I think, because you can't perform the…
Beyond the Cross
Barton Swaim · December 16, 2016 It’s a commonplace observation, and yet somehow still a shocking one: In all of human civilization, no subject has been written and talked about more than the death of Jesus Christ. A typical subject you might study in graduate school—presidential politics, say, or the poetry of William…
The Masculine Case
Barton Swaim · October 26, 2016 Occasionally a younger person will ask me for counsel on getting an essay published. Usually, I have two suggestions.
The Masculine Case
Barton Swaim · October 21, 2016 Occasionally a younger person will ask me for counsel on getting an essay published. Usually, I have two suggestions.
Prufrock: Elegant British Losses, Shakespeare's Politics, Orwell on Wells and Hitler, and More
Barton Swaim · June 18, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Augustine's Conversion, America's Clubs, and a Sketchy Papyrus
Barton Swaim · June 17, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Primo Levi's works, the Higher Education Ponzi Scheme, Skywriting as Art, and Trouble at the Brontë Society
Barton Swaim · June 16, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Death and Social Media, Lionel Shriver's America, and Wallace Stevens' Reputation
Barton Swaim · June 15, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Intelligence Enhancers, Mean Girls, and Britain's Least Glamorous Sport
Barton Swaim · June 14, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Limousine Liberals, the Impossibility of Political Satire, and the Hatred of Poetry
Barton Swaim · June 13, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Modiano's obscurantism, the west's soft totalitarianism, and Nézet-Séguin's turtle tattoo
Barton Swaim · June 11, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Cultural Intelligence, Americans' Drinking Habits, and 'Chuffah'
Barton Swaim · June 10, 2016 Reviews and News:
Prufrock: Time Travel as Social Commentary, Fiction About Guilt, and Lord Byron's Secrets
Barton Swaim · June 9, 2016 Reviews and News:
Losses and Wins
Barton Swaim · December 31, 2015 Stuart Stevens was Mitt Romney’s top political strategist during the 2012 campaign. He knows what it feels like to lose, and he can hardly talk about that loss with anyone who hasn't experienced a campaign from the inside:
Same Difference
Barton Swaim · March 16, 2015 There is something magical about saying a thing is something that it obviously is not. Children know this instinctively. Calling a shoebox a castle, or a pencil a scepter, can elicit momentary raptures of delight in a child: not primarily for the functional reason that it allows him to immerse…
Take Your Medicine
Barton Swaim · September 1, 2014 In 2007, I went to work as a speechwriter in a political office. Although my boss didn’t care much for my writing, the rest of the staff considered me an authority on grammar and usage. I was the writer, they seemed to reason, so I must understand the deep magic of the English language. Nearly…
Infamous Creoles
Barton Swaim · June 10, 2013 The great thing about this account of the artists and intellectuals in and around New Orleans’s French Quarter during the 1920s is that it upends nearly every assumption commonly made about the American South—even the true ones. The early-20th-century South may have produced the odd isolated…
All in Good Time
Barton Swaim · February 4, 2013 Before reading it, I had already decided to dislike this book. I had assumed, incorrectly, that it must be another clever panegyric on something traditionally thought of as a vice. I’ve grown weary of volumes purporting to reveal the hidden virtues of (to recall a few works from the last decade or…
Smart Writing
Barton Swaim · September 3, 2012 Modern academics are not celebrated for the clarity and felicity of their writing. One of the most important lessons a postgraduate student can learn—and if he doesn’t learn it soon, he’s doomed—is that academics generally do not write books and articles for the purpose of expressing their ideas as…
Scot on the Rocks
Barton Swaim · October 24, 2011 As recently as a century ago, Sir Walter Scott was known all over Europe and America. In life he had been the original literary celebrity, called “the Great Unknown” because his novels were published anonymously, although everybody knew their author’s identity. By the time of his death in 1832 his…
Eminent Victorian
Barton Swaim · September 26, 2011 "David Brown’s multi-faceted Palmerston,” says a blurb on the back of this volume, “in its archival mastery, scope and insight, outdistances any other.” I thought I detected a note of ambiguity in that verb “outdistances,” and I was right. Brown knows everything it’s humanly possible to know about…
Puritan in Verse
Barton Swaim · April 25, 2011
She’s the One
Barton Swaim · January 3, 2011
God in the Details
Barton Swaim · November 22, 2010 Absence of Mind
Oh the Profanity!
Barton Swaim · October 13, 2010 Recently I watched a 10-minute YouTube video purporting to be the “100 Greatest Movie Insults.” It’s a pretty diverse collection, though as you’d expect it favors American films from the 1980s and later.
Memento Muriel
Barton Swaim · September 27, 2010 Muriel Spark
Dr J.’s Sampler
Barton Swaim · June 14, 2010 Samuel Johnson
Tactical Exercise
Barton Swaim · April 19, 2010
Scourge of Phonies
Barton Swaim · February 15, 2010 Driving home from work one night last week, I heard somebody on the radio talking about The Catcher in the Rye. I guessed—correctly as it turned out—that the author had died. What I couldn’t remember, momentarily, was whether his name was J. D. Salinger or Holden Caulfield.
Literary Minority
Barton Swaim · December 21, 2009 Every writer, when young, expects to achieve greatness and notoriety. We hear our names taught in undergraduate classrooms and see our works--even before we've written them--bound in "classic" editions long after we're gone. The melancholy fact that success in writing is rarer than success in…
Great Reformer
Barton Swaim · November 9, 2009 Calvin
The Good Book
Barton Swaim · October 5, 2009 The Pilgrim's Progress
Mill of the Gods
Barton Swaim · June 15, 2009 For the liberal, using that term in the American sense, political freedom isn't freedom from governmental coercion but freedom from moral and social convention.
Bleak House
Barton Swaim · January 26, 2009 Kieron Smith, boy
A Laugh Supreme
Barton Swaim · September 22, 2008 Supreme Courtship
One Hit Wonder
Barton Swaim · August 25, 2008 The Man Who Created Sherlock Holmes
The Right Stuff
Barton Swaim · April 21, 2008 Lectures in the History of Political Thought
Speaking of Politics
Barton Swaim · October 29, 2007 George Orwell was the greatest political essayist since William Hazlitt, and like Hazlitt's, his essays delight even when they're wrong. Probably Orwell's most famous essay is "Politics and the English Language" (1946), a rambling and deliciously witty attack on writers who allow political clichés…
Metaphor Madness
Barton Swaim · July 16, 2007 Browsing the children's books at Barnes & Noble the other day, I was exasperated to find so many books based on, or otherwise employing, metaphors.
Thomas of the Hardys
Barton Swaim · May 21, 2007 Thomas Hardy
Talking Freely
Barton Swaim · April 9, 2007 The Inner Vision
Debunking Delbanco
Barton Swaim · December 25, 2006 Spring and Fall
The Talking Cure
Barton Swaim · October 30, 2006 Conversation
The Poet on Poetry
Barton Swaim · January 20, 2003 An Introduction to English Poetry by James Fenton Farrar Strauss & Giroux, 144 pp., $20 IN 1798 A SLIM VOLUME OF POEMS appeared in Bristol, England, entitled "Lyrical Ballads," the anonymous work of two young and little-known poets, William Wordsworth and Samuel Taylor Coleridge. It sold well,…
Philosopher and King
Barton Swaim · January 1, 1970 Newly elected presidents, their staffs flush with optimism and bursting with fresh ideas, sometimes invite a member of the opposing party, or at least an adherent of an opposing ideology, to join the administration. Maybe it’s a political gesture; maybe it's an expression of magnanimity or of…