Staff Writer and Editor

Victorino Matus

661 articles 1998–2018

Victorino Matus was a prolific staff writer and editor at The Weekly Standard, contributing over 660 pieces across the magazine's full two-decade run from 1998 to 2018. He wrote on a wide range of subjects including politics, international affairs, film, sports, and culture. His extensive body of work made him one of the most frequent contributors in the magazine's history.

Behind the Avocado Boom

June 1, 2018 · Books & Arts, Food, foodies

Victorino Matus: From toast to fancy guac, the green fruit’s moment is ripe at last.

Sonata with Cheese, Please

December 8, 2017 · Table of Contents, movies, Victorino Matus

There's a song I’ve started to play on the piano. It’s called “Money,” a fairly straightforward arrangement by Burt Bacharach. The only problem is Liza Minnelli’s eyes. They keep staring back at me from the opposite page.

A Final Bow for Le Cirque?

November 17, 2017 · Books and Art, Victorino Matus, Manhattan

On March 20, 1974, a new French restaurant opened on Manhattan’s Upper East Side. It was called Le Cirque (The Circus), and it soon became the hottest ticket in town. It was partly known for its lavish meals—where Daniel Boulud and David Bouley, among others, earned their fame as chefs. But Le…

Paper, Plastic—or Prime?

September 1, 2017 · Books and Art, Victorino Matus, Cooking

Last week, Amazon acquired Whole Foods Market in a merger valued at $13.7 billion. And while consumers are already seeing lower prices at the organic chain (often referred to as Whole Paycheck), there’s much concern over the deal’s impact on jobs. As a Bloomberg headline put it, “Amazon Robots…

The Last Days of Disco Fries

March 10, 2017 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

I HAVE OFTEN PRAYED that one day an authentic Jersey diner would spring up in Washington, D.C. It’s the only thing missing in a city full of trendy bars and expensive restaurants. When all the clubs close down at 2 A.M. (quite embarrassing when friends from New York visit), there’s nowhere to go.…

Halt and Catch Fire

October 12, 2016 · Victorino Matus, technology, Blog

In a rush to beat out the latest iPhone, Samsung rolled out its Galaxy Note7 with one minor flaw: The battery. I'd hate to be the engineer who had to explain that one to company vice chairman and heir apparent Lee Jae-yong: "You see, sir, well, it's the battery. No big deal. It just, on occasion,…

Make the Big Mac Great Again

October 11, 2016 · Big Mac, Victorino Matus, Blog

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun." If you were around when this commercial came out in 1984, that description of the McDonald's Big Mac just rolls off the tongue. My wife hasn't had a Big Mac sandwich in years yet she still remembers the jingle…

Why the Chinese Have a Yen to Make Sushi

October 5, 2016 · China, Victorino Matus, Food and Drink

Here's an interesting stat brought to you by Ana Swanson of the Washington Post: "A survey of 33 Japanese restaurants in the Washington area revealed that 12 were owned by Chinese Americans and 12 by Korean Americans. Only six were Japanese owned." And it's not just in the Washington area, mind…

Citing Hitler, Philippine President Says He'd Happily 'Slaughter' Country's Addicts

September 30, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Hitler, Blog

Yet another controversy has engulfed Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte, who, at a Friday press conference, compared his efforts to rid his country of drugs to Adolf Hitler's efforts to rid Europe of Jews. Now, you might be thinking, surely the media took his comments out of context. So let's see…

The Clean-Plate Club

September 29, 2016 · children, Parenting, Victorino Matus

Towards the end of a recent lunch, I found myself ogling a friend's bowl of chicken pista korma. He was done, but there were still a few tender chunks of chicken left. It required enormous restraint on my part not to ask him, "Are you going to finish that?" And considering we were in a restaurant…

Explaining the Appeal of 'Sully'

September 26, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Much like Apollo 13, Sully is about a near-miss and contains an ending about which we're all aware. (Unless, of course, you've been living in your doomsday bunker. If so, allow me to pass on the message: The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John…

The Clean-Plate Club

September 23, 2016 · children, Parenting, Victorino Matus

Towards the end of a recent lunch, I found myself ogling a friend’s bowl of chicken pista korma. He was done, but there were still a few tender chunks of chicken left. It required enormous restraint on my part not to ask him, "Are you going to finish that?" And considering we were in a restaurant…

The Return of the Loafer

September 21, 2016 · culture, Victorino Matus, fashion

According to the Wall Street Journal, men's loafers are making a comeback. "Bergdorf Goodman's men's store, called Goodman's, is making a big push with loafers this year," writes the Journal's Ray A. Smith. "A factor behind the loafer proliferation is the move to more smart-casual dress codes at…

Lincoln's Doctor's Dog

September 12, 2016 · Books, Victorino Matus, J.K. Rowling

By now it's well known that almost no one was interested in publishing J.K. Rowling's first Harry Potter book. The author has saved those rejection letters, stashed away in her attic. Later, when Rowling was looking for a U.S. publisher, the only taker was Scholastic Press. Numerous publishers…

Remembering 'Heat' With Michael Mann and Friends

September 8, 2016 · Hollywood, movies, culture

Vincent Hanna was strung out on coke. If that means anything to you, read on. (And if it doesn't, read on, anyway. I need the clicks.) This was just one of many revelations during a panel discussion following a Wednesday night screening of Heat, a remastered 20th anniversary edition of Michael…

Everything On the Table: A Conversation With Michel Richard

August 27, 2016 · culture, Victorino Matus, Cooking

In the summer of 2007, I was working on a story for THE WEEKLY STANDARD about the cult of celebrity chefs. As part of my reporting, I spent time with Michel Richard, who then ran two restaurants, the acclaimed Citronelle and the brasserie Central Michel Richard. It was inside the gastronomic temple…

Get Scrod With Hillary!

August 24, 2016 · 2016 Elections, lobster, culture

So which is it? Hillary Clinton, on the stump, telling voters she cares about the little guy, or Hillary Clinton at an intimate gathering that charges $50,000 per plate? As a subhed in Wednesday's Washington Post put it, "High-dollar fundraisers contrast with promise to help middle class."

Return to Dunkirk

August 10, 2016 · movies, culture, Victorino Matus

It's been two years since Christopher Nolan had a film out—Interstellar—and four years since The Dark Knight Rises. He's currently working on Dunkirk, slated for 2017. It's been all hush-hush until a segment of a trailer leaked last week. This led to Warner Bros. releasing an "announcement"…

How Trump Can Avoid Making 'Killer' Gaffes

August 10, 2016 · 2016 Elections, Donald Trump, Victorino Matus

It's truly unfortunate what happened to Donald Trump Tuesday. To have one's words all twisted and misconstrued—it's rather unfair. First, here's what the Republican nominee said: "Hillary wants to abolish, essentially abolish the Second Amendment. By the way, and if she gets to pick … and if she…

Going Off Script

August 9, 2016 · culture, Victorino Matus, Modernity

Last summer, workers removing chalkboards from a high school in Oklahoma City discovered another set of boards hiding underneath. They had last seen the light of day in 1917. The boards were still chalk-marked with drawings, a calendar, and mathematics. But perhaps most striking were the…

Stand by Me, 30 Years Later

August 1, 2016 · movies, culture, Victorino Matus

Kudos to Variety for interviewing members of the cast and crew of Stand By Me, which came out in the summer of 1986. As I've insisted here before, if you grew up in the 1980s, '86 was a hell of a year for pictures: Top Gun, Platoon, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Aliens, About Last Night, and Back to…

Corzine Ponies Up

July 27, 2016 · New Jersey, Victorino Matus, Jon Corzine

Five years after the collapse of MF Global, a settlement will soon be reached between Jon Corzine, the former CEO of the now-bankrupt brokerage firm, and customers who claim their funds were wrongfully used to offset the shortfall, making those accounts unavailable to them. Although Corzine and his…

Home Alone

July 22, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Each summer, my wife and children head up to Connecticut to spend a week with my in-laws. Believe me, I’d love to join them for a fun-filled week of swimming, cookouts, and cocktails—or as Jack Nicholson put it in As Good As It Gets, "good times, noodle salad." Alas, I am stuck in our nation's…

What is Pasta is Prologue

July 22, 2016 · culture, Victorino Matus, Food and Drink

First came the studies saying red meat was good for you. Then came news that butter should be embraced over margarine. It's okay to eat eggs again. Now comes word that, based on a recent study, pasta is not the carb-laden villain we once knew. To the contrary, it can be an essential part of your…

A Boozy Brexit

July 21, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Alcohol, Brexit

Last month, when voters in the U.K. decided to exit the European Union, the pound plummeted and market chaos ensued. The media speculated as to which companies might pull out of the country. And everyone wondered how the referendum would impact the flow of immigration. But there's an even graver…

The Kitchen Nightmares of Eric Ripert

July 13, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Food and Drink

Despite being one of the most celebrated chefs in the world—and hanging out with Anthony Bourdain—Eric Ripert still has a recurring nightmare. It involves his former boss, the legendary Joël Robuchon. When I interviewed Ripert last month for the Washington Free Beacon, we chatted at length about…

A Story of Boy Meets Girl

July 12, 2016 · sociology, Victorino Matus, Wall Street Journal

A recent article in the Wall Street Journal highlighted a study showing that people who tell good stories "are happier in life and in love." Yes, research was conducted to determine this. Specifically, "New research, published this month in the journal Personal Relationships, shows that women find…

MacArthur Recalled

July 6, 2016 · Asia, Books, Victorino Matus

This past weekend, Wall Street Journal books editor and WEEKLY STANDARD contributing editor Robert Messenger reviewed MacArthur at War in the pages of WSJ. This latest history by Walter R. Borneman focuses strictly on the Pacific theater during the Second World War and reappraises the actions of…

The Loaded Bloomin' Onion: The Director's Cut

July 5, 2016 · culture, Victorino Matus, Food and Drink

A few weeks ago I agreed to take on my most perilous assignment yet: review Outback Steakhouse's Loaded Bloomin' Onion for the Washington Free Beacon. With little help from my family, I hardly made a dent. I did receive loads of feedback, though I never really got around to reviewing the appetizer…

Austria's Trump Loses Close Election

May 23, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Austria, Blog

In the end, Norbert Hofer came up 31,026 votes short of Making Austria Great Again. The Freedom Party of Austria’s presidential candidate lost to Alexander Van der Bellen, a Green party economist, by a margin narrower than the Brenner Pass. Just last night Hofer was leading by 144,006 votes, but…

A Movie He Can't Refuse

April 28, 2016 · Ted Cruz, movies, Victorino Matus

When Ted Cruz is standing on the debate stage, does he ever reflect on the words of Michael Corleone? "Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment." After all, the Texas senator and presidential contender did recently admit The Godfather Part III is one of his favorite movies.

The Diceman Cometh Back

April 5, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Hickory dickory dock." If the next line that comes to your head is something obscene, you have Andrew Dice Clay to blame. The 58-year-old comedian, known for his raunchy rhymes and wildly offensive stand-up material, is the subject of a recent Washington Post profile. Clay is in the midst of a…

Clashes of Civilization

April 1, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When James Moore was 14 years old, he began playing Sid Meier's Civilization II, a game in which competing empires vie for global domination. And he kept playing one particular scenario just to see how long he could last. Moore started in 2002. Fourteen years later, his world lives on—but it's not…

Whatever Happened to the Bar of Soap?

March 15, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In a recent Washington Post advice column, a mother complains about her almost 6-year-old son's penchant for bad language. We're not just talking about negative words like "stupid," but also the f-bomb. He has been hurling insults at his younger brother, telling him to "shut up." The 3-year-old…

Welcome Back, Whopper

March 14, 2016 · Burger King, Victorino Matus, Food and Drink

Not that it ever left—but it sure seemed that way, what with Burger King having introduced more than 50 different menu items in a single year (remember Satisfries?). But it finally dawned on Restaurant Brands International Inc. that its fast-food burger chain was better off selling classic…

Remembering Bud Collins

March 7, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Sports, Tennis

It was all about the pants. Explosive colors, as if his legs were on fire. And patterns that looked like they were sewn together by a blind seamstress. That was the Bud Collins I remember—the longtime tennis broadcaster who died on Friday at the age of 86.

Drivers Not Wanted

February 26, 2016 · Table of Contents, Volkswagen, Cars

Whenever I’m driving with my wife, I have this nasty habit of smacking her in the face. No, it's not because of the innumerable times she says, "It's green. You can go now." Or "Slow down, there's a stop sign." It's not even when she thinks I don't see the car in front of me braking and yells, "Oh,…

A Man of Many Appetites

February 14, 2016 · Scalia, Victorino Matus, Blog

In 2008, I was invited to judge a wine-and-oyster pairing competition at the Old Ebbitt Grill. It was a great deal: Rank 20 glasses of whites in order of your liking alongside all the Olympia oysters you can eat. Food writers and oenophiles I expected to see there. But Supreme Court Justice Antonin…

Coffee Clutch

February 9, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the latest installment of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, host Jerry Seinfeld interviews Will Ferrell, who we find sitting on a playground swing. His first words to Seinfeld: "Hey little boy, you like candy?"

Fly Me to the Booze

January 31, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Alcohol, Blog

As mentioned previously, Brown-Forman is selling Southern Comfort to the Sazerac Company for $543.5 million. This ought to free up the Louisville, Kentucky-based liquor giant to focus on its flagship brands, namely, Woodford Reserve and Jack Daniel's. Indeed, last October Brown-Forman unveiled the…

Southern Comfort Is a Liqueur?

January 27, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In drinking news (the most important news, let's face it), Brown-Forman is selling that American classic, Southern Comfort, to the Sazerac Company for $543.5 million (and throwing in Tuaca, an Italian liqueur, as part of the deal). For despite the increase in U.S. consumption of whiskey and…

Weekend Drinks, Blizzard Edition: A Standard Guide to Getting Plowed

January 23, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The snow is snowing. The wind is blowing. But I can weather the storm. What do I care how much it may storm? I've got my drink to keep me warm. That's right—Snowpocalypse 2016 is officially upon us (at least for those of us in the mid-Atlantic), so what better time to offer these drink recipes that…

Burrito Bomb

January 20, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I would've guessed with all the bad press surrounding Chipotle Mexican Grill, there would be no lines during the lunch hour. But that guess would be wrong. On a recent visit to my nearest Chipotle (on M Street), the line was practically out the door at 12:30 p.m. As it turns out, there are fans of…

Quite Simply a Compelling Column!

January 11, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If a normal person is asked whether he or she has read a certain book, the response can be a simple "yes" or "no." For a journalist (i.e., not a normal person), there's a wonderfully cynical rejoinder: "Read it? I haven't even reviewed it!" Also: "Well, I've read in it." I was reminded of this upon…

Ale-ing Empire?

January 7, 2016 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be any more breweries for AB InBev to acquire, the beer giant is now going after rival SABMiller. So the company that already owns Budweiser, Bud Light, Stella Artois, and Corona is now gunning for Miller, Coors, Peroni, and Blue Moon, to name a few.…

Pole Position

December 31, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Wall Street Journal, Blog

I find the Review section of the Wall Street Journal to be must-reading. But I’m inevitably backed up because, well, who has the time? (The feeling is apparently not exclusive, considering the latest tagline for the paper is "People who don't have time make time to read the Wall Street Journal."…

Smirnoff's Vodka Gambit

December 28, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As the Wall Street Journal recently reported, Diageo brand Smirnoff is trying to reverse declining sales of its leading vodka by focusing on … music?

Kitchen Redesign

November 18, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Food

The Boston Globe reports:

Food for Thought

November 12, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The recent E. coli outbreak that shut down 43 locations of the Chipotle chain in Washington state and Oregon reminds us of the downsides of organic. For in the push to rid our food of, among other things, preservatives, we tend to forget that the whole point of these additives was to, well,…

Lunch with Fred Thompson

November 2, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In January 2006, the actor and former senator Fred Thompson visited the offices of THE WEEKLY STANDARD to discuss the state of the Supreme Court, which was in the midst of filling a vacancy—Thompson had been providing advice to then-nominee Samuel Alito. It was an in-depth conversation about the…

The Spirit of Washington

October 14, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Think of Mount Vernon these days and the first images that come to mind are those class trips—kids feeding goats, running through a straw-bale maze, and going on wagon rides. The last thing you'd associate with the home of George Washington is whiskey (indeed, our first president preferred Madeira…

I Want a New Drug

September 30, 2015 · Drugs, Victorino Matus, medicine

Remember all the commotion surrounding the first commercials for Viagra? It wasn't just the content per se that had people talking—it was also the voiceover that casually warned you to "call your doctor right away if you experience a sudden decrease in vision or an erection lasting longer than four…

Oak by Absolut

September 23, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Alcohol, Blog

During my research for Vodka: How a Colorless, Odorless, Flavorless Spirit Conquered America, I met with the execs at Jim Beam who, besides selling fine bourbon, also sell Pinnacle Vodka, a brand known for its vast array of flavors: Cherry Whipped, Cookie Dough, Pumpkin Pie, Strawberry Shortcake,…

The Booze From Brazil

August 31, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

One of the perks of covering the alcohol beat is the occasional complimentary sample that arrives by mail. It’s usually a medium-sized package containing, at most, a 750-ml. bottle. Often it’s smaller: A sample of the delicious Chopin wheat spirit Single was 375 ml. in size, Woody Creek vodka from…

The Booze From Brazil

August 31, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

One of the perks of covering the alcohol beat is the occasional complimentary sample that arrives by mail. It’s usually a medium-sized package containing, at most, a 750-ml. bottle. Often it’s smaller: A sample of the delicious Chopin wheat spirit Single was 375 ml. in size, Woody Creek vodka from…

Jon Taffer for President

August 26, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last weekend’s Defending the American Dream Summit in Columbus played host to five presidential candidates: Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry, and Marco Rubio. This part isn’t a surprise—the two-day event was organized by Americans for Prosperity, the Koch-funded political advocacy group…

Hillary Clinton, Like You've Never Seen Her

August 3, 2015 · Joe Biden, Victorino Matus, Hillary Clinton

Based on her latest column, Maureen Dowd is not a fan of Hillary Clinton's campaign run. But how do the Times's readers feel? It's a guilty pleasure of mine (or a bad habit) to read comment sections in order to gauge the mood out there. At the New York Times, however, comments are broken into three…

A Fistful of Forints

July 27, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Have you ever had two dinners in one night? I did, more than 20 years ago, in Budapest. My buddy Todd and I had gone backpacking through Europe, hitting 11 cities in 30 days. As students, we were careful not to overspend, staying at pensions and hostels and crashing at my former host family’s house…

Horrible Bosses

July 15, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If you were to ask a group of grade schoolers their opinions on grown-ups, what would they say? In our age of participation awards and "good job," would the descriptives be more positive than negative? In a 1931 issue of Harper's Magazine, a schoolteacher asked her students, ages 7 to 11, that very…

Sick Leave: My Humbling Week at the Hospital

June 24, 2015 · Hospital, Health, Victorino Matus

It’s been said that the terminally ill can hear music just before slipping away. I’ve always imagined these souls listening to angels strumming their harps. I never thought it might be “Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms. But that’s what I heard as I lay in my hospital bed last month while battling…

Rachel Discrimination

June 16, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On the Today show, former Spokane NAACP head Rachel Dolezal explained how despite having two white parents, she identifies herself as an African American. She also mentioned her child's observation: "Mom, racially you’re human. Culturally, you’re black.” And according to her colleagues and fellow…

Talking Heads: Chinese Doctor Takes Transplants to a Whole New Level

June 8, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Xiaoping Ren means well. The doctor from Harbin Medical University in China has extensive experience in the realms of hand and face transplants. And he hopes his current research will lead to transplants that, according to the Wall Street Journal, "might one day be able to help human patients who…

Let Them Eat Kale

May 9, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Brassica oleracea acephala: "A hardy cabbage with curled often finely incised leaves that do not form a dense head," according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. It was, writes Alan Davidson in The Oxford Companion to Food, "the ordinary greenstuff of country people in most parts of Europe…

A Spirited History

May 7, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The first thing you see upon entering the new National Archives exhibit "Spirited Republic: Alcohol in American History" is a column containing 26 gallon-jugs filled with pure alcohol, each with varying amounts and representing our annual consumption over the centuries. And while it might sound…

Failed Transaction

April 24, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Now that it’s been reported the Comcast-TimeWarner merger talks have collapsed, there will be much ad time to be filled on television and radio (as well as print). At least if you live in the D.C. area, radio commercials are often about impending legislation and a voiceover urging listeners to…

‘A Concerned 8-Year-Old Citizen’ Writes Brutal Letter to Michelle Obama

April 21, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Barack Obama, Speeches

A friend sends along an email attachment—a handwritten letter by his 8-year-old son, Peter. It’s addressed to First Lady Michelle Obama. “It all started because he saw something about school lunches [and] how ketchup is bad for you, and that Michelle Obama wants to limit the amount of ketchup” in…

Car Talk

February 23, 2015 · Cars, Victorino Matus, Casual

According to my mechanic, that burning smell emanating from my car’s vents was caused by an oil leak near the camshaft synchronizing sensor underneath the right side of the engine. Unfortunately I had no idea what he was talking about. He lost me at camshaft.

Flavor of the Month

February 3, 2015 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The annual Distilled Spirits Council industry review has just been released: As it turns out, Americans like to drink. No, seriously, we really like to drink. Last year, U.S. distillers cranked out 210 million cases of liquor, up 2.2 percent from 2013. Supplier revenue is up to $23.1 billion. An…

That's the Spirit!

December 8, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Over the weekend, the Washington Post Magazine published a survey detailing the most popular spirits in ten U.S. cities. The study, conducted by Nielsen Scarborough USA, spans a 30-day period and tracks millions of adults. The findings are intriguing.Boston, for example, leads when it comes to gin…

Somebody's Watching Me

June 7, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It figures. In the June 2 issue of THE WEEKLY STANDARD, I devoted a Casual to my inability to keep pace with technology. Try as I might, at some point in time, it gets to be a bit much (I refuse to pay anything by smartphone). But much of the column was spent poking fun at my parents for being so…

Technical Difficulties

June 2, 2014 · Victorino Matus, technology, Casual

With growing amusement (and only mild alarm), my wife and I have been noticing how our parents’ quirks have gotten, well, quirkier. My mother and father, for instance, steadfastly refuse to text-message. “I don’t want to get charged,” my mother says. And besides, “Why do you need to text when you…

In Search of Renaissance Men

May 13, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Every so often you'll find a headline about robots that will soon resemble (replace?) humans—the technology is only 20 years away. And these robots will be able to act like us and think like us, but they'll obviously be much smarter, making calculations at the speed of light. Sort of like that…

Russia Experts Needed

March 19, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the weekend's Washington Post, Georgetown professor Angela Stent discussed the sudden demand for Russia experts—in particular those Sovietologists and Kremlinologists who in the 1990s had been consigned to the dustbin of history (or, if they had tenure, the dustbin of history departments). But…

Notes from a White House Kitchen

March 5, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Yet another damning revelation about the Clintons: Daughter Chelsea preferred imitation maple syrup over the real thing. In Dining at the White House, former presidential chef John Moeller recalls his urging another cook to give the first daughter what she wants, even if it seems just plain wrong.

Whiskey Rebellion

February 4, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The big news from this morning's annual briefing by the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States (DISCUS) was that for the first time ever, sales of bourbon and Tennessee whiskey exports generated over $1 billion. Admiral Peter Cressy, president of DISCUS, referred to a "whiskey renaissance"…

Got Culture?

January 31, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Dorothy Kosinski is looking forward to the release of The Monuments Men, and not just because it stars George Clooney. The director of the Phillips Collection sees the movie as a way of spreading awareness that culture matters—and is even worth fighting for. The film is based on Robert Edsel's…

The Heist of a Lifetime

January 24, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The one robbery where there should have been enough for everyone. Six million dollars in cash and jewels. And yet, within days of the robbery the dream score turned into a nightmare. What should have been the crew's happiest moment turned out to be the beginning of the end. —Nicholas Pileggi on the…

Eastern Promises

January 22, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Now that the Grand Coalition has returned to power, will there be a thaw in German-Russian relations? The Social Democrats (SPD) have retaken the foreign ministry. Frank-Walter Steinmeier, the foreign minister, gets along well with the Russians—he was once chief of staff to Gerhard Schröder, a…

Kitchen Nightmare

January 15, 2014 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Today would not be a good day to hang out with Michel Richard. I've been around the award-winning French chef when something's not right—the vegetables in the soup aren't fully cooked, bread is being wasted, a waiter's shirt is verging on the untucked—it's not pleasant. Normally Richard is a jovial…

An 80-Year-Old Argument

November 20, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The battle over government's role in society has been raging for some time—culminating in today's clash over Obamacare. But for how long? In The New Deal & Modern Conservatism: A Defining Rivalry, Professor David Davenport, a research fellow at the Hoover Institution, and Gordon Lloyd, a professor…

Tanks for the Memories

November 18, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Over at Politico, Josh King reflects on the disastrous Michael Dukakis presidential campaign—specifically the moment the Massachusetts governor donned a helmet and rode around in an M1A1 Abrams, trying to resemble a muscular commander in chief. Except he didn't.

The Business of Europe .  .  .

November 18, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

The Good Book tells us “God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it He rested from all the work He had done in creation.” What biblical scholars cannot tell us, however, is precisely how God spent his Sunday. Did He go for a run? Read the paper while sipping on a venti macchiato at…

The Little Engine That Barely Could

November 12, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last Saturday marked the 24th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. At the International Spy Museum in downtown D.C., the day was commemorated by a parade of colorful Trabants, those wonderful symbols of East German innovation and efficiency—central planning at its best.

A Spirited Fight

November 11, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

By now we know that winning the war on terror requires a commitment to peace and stability in far-flung places—a component that goes hand-in-hand with military might. Of course this is easier said than done. Certainly there are a slew of organizations focused on relief efforts, but how many of…

Zone Four

October 21, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The day had finally arrived—our children were embarking on their first flight. My wife and I figured that since we wouldn't have to be changing diapers in cramped quarters (our kids are five and three), the time was right. But I also presumed that since we had toddlers with us, the airline would…

Shutdown Impacts NFL Player

October 6, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Aiming to be the next Chad Ochocinco, 49ers safety Donte Whitner announced he was legally changing his last name to Hitner. But according to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the paperwork cannot be completed because of the government shutdown. In fact, it may take a few weeks before the name change and thus a…

Searching for Joschka Fischer

October 2, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Lost in the shuffle of last week's German elections was the plight of the Green party. It was understandable, of course. Angela Merkel's Christian Democrats dominated. The Free Democrats fell out of the Bundestag. And the CDU is meeting with Green party officials to discuss a potential partnership…

Germany's Alternative Ending

September 21, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Elections, European Union

Frankfurt "For the first time in this election I'm feeling nervous," one FDP member just confessed. And he should be. ZDF's final poll (Politbarometer) was released, and the race could not be tighter. At the moment, Angela Merkel's Christian Democratic Union is holding steady at 40 percent. Its…

German Election Coverage

September 17, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Beginning tomorrow and through Sunday I will be reporting on the German elections, aka Bundestagswahl 2013, from Frankfurt, Mainz, Wiesbaden, and Berlin, as part of a study group sponsored by the Friedrich Naumann Foundation. The foundation is the nonprofit arm of the Free Democrat Party, the…

Go Back to Russia!

August 21, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

To counter the persecution of gays in Russia, some in the West have been calling for a boycott of Russian vodka—the idea being that if things don't improve, we ought to hit 'em where it hurts. After all, Russians drink and make a lot of vodka and there was a time (in the mid-19th century) when…

We Know What's Good for You

August 19, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Michelle Obama is on the cover of this week's Parade magazine. The profile by Maggie Murphy and Lynn Sherr was hard-hitting: "Posing in the formal Green Room, she appears both relaxed and invigorated, embracing the undefined (and undefinable) roles of Spouse in Chief, Role Model in Chief, and Mom…

James Gandolfini, 1961-2013

June 20, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It is said that when jazz legend Charlie "Bird" Parker died, the coroner guessed he was in his 50s. Parker was, in fact, 34 years old. Likewise, many of us might have been surprised to learn that actor James Gandolfini, who died suddenly on Wednesday night, was a mere 51. This means that when The…

Ready for Battle

June 13, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The military historian Victor Davis Hanson was in Washington, D.C., to promote his latest book, The Savior Generals: How Five Great Commanders Saved Wars That Were Lost—From Ancient Greece to Iraq. Considering what is transpiring overseas, the timing couldn't be better. (It also makes for great…

'Mad Men' Recap

May 20, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Normally I blog about each week's Mad Men episode here. I avoid Slate and Esquire and everywhere else that offers analysis and simply try to reflect on the more interesting aspects of the show. Then I'll go over to the other sites and realize I know nothing. I am reminded of Gene Hackman's Lex…

Jersey Stories

May 7, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I once suggested the Garden State be renamed the Diner State—New Jersey has more of them supposedly per capita than any other state in the union. They all seem to be open 24 hours and offer the kinds of food I love, especially around 2 a.m., such as a Western omelet, corned beef hash and eggs, and…

In Memoriam

April 22, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Embrace the slime!" That was how my "oyster mentor" taught me to appreciate those fine bivalves. "Swish it around, taste the brine." Prior to our dinner at the Oceanaire Seafood Room, I tended to gulp down oysters doused in shrimp cocktail sauce, which was not the ideal way to eat something that…

Scorsese on Film

April 2, 2013 · culture, Victorino Matus, Arts

Last night at the Kennedy Center concert hall, Oscar-winning director Martin Scorsese delivered the 2013 National Endowment for the Humanities Jefferson Lecture. He spoke of the importance of preserving film and lamented the studios' fixation with box office grosses. The end of celluloid saddened…

Hungry Like the Wolff

March 12, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Perhaps by the end of the day Michael Wolff will tell us it was all a joke, like Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." And that he couldn't have possibly been serious when he wrote in British GQ, "You likely wouldn't have sex with someone who took you to the wrong restaurant (or at least wouldn't…

Last Chef Standing

March 1, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

(SPOILER ALERT) The season finale of Top Chef didn't involve iditarods, tonging for oysters, or a roller derby. Instead, finalists Brooke Williamson and Kristen Kish, with the help of eliminated competitors, cranked out their own menus for the judges and a select group of guests—including the…

All About Craft

February 21, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The first part of the Top Chef season finale involved the finalists creating a three-course menu and serving it up at head judge Tom Colicchio's flagship Craft in Los Angeles. This in itself was daunting. The contestants were awed by the sparkling kitchen and array of fresh ingredients at their…

Bringing Home the Bacon

February 14, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

And then there were three. (SPOILER ALERT) But at the moment we only know two of this season's Top Chef finalists, Brooke Williamson and Sheldon Simeon. The third is the winner of Last Chance Kitchen, which will either be Kristen Kish or Lizzie Binder. But it won't be Oklahoma chef Josh Valentine,…

Electric Slide

February 12, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this morning's Washington Post, columnist and former New Republic editor Charles Lane writes that the Obama administration has not only fallen short in its quest for electric car domination—the quest has actually ended in decisive failure.

Galley Slaves

February 9, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As I mentioned elsewhere, it was rather fitting that during the week I was away on THE WEEKLY STANDARD cruise, the Top Chef episode I missed happened to take place on a cruise ship. The kitchen quarters are cramped and the contestants had to figure out how to use the various serving vessels and…

Your Time Starts Now

January 24, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Keep it f—g simple," is how Wolfgang Puck put it. Last night's elimination challenge on Top Chef was conceptually easy: make good fried chicken. And yet Brooke Williamson removed the bones (and thus the flavor) from her chicken breasts while Stefan Richter did a cordon bleu because, as he told the…

Falling On Her Chef's Knife

January 17, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

(SPOILER ALERT) "Bite my tongue, bite my tongue," was all Kristen Kish could whisper to herself at judges' table. She could have explained how her teammate Josie Smith-Malave promised to make the sauce in time but procrastinated. Instead, Kristen took full responsibility as executive chef on last…

Raw Is War

January 10, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Here's a common Top Chef dilemma: When a contestant conceptualizes a plan of action and, with the clock ticking, suddenly discovers a key component is missing, say, a level pot for risotto or a vital ingredient, does he tear up the plan or just keep going? This week, Micah Fields was hoping to…

A Conversation With Jimmy Sears

January 6, 2013 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If the name "Jimmy Sears" rings a bell, somewhere along the way you must've read Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain's bestselling "Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly." The book dispels any lofty notions a reader might have about the cooking life. It's blunt and graphic, but it is also…

Foiled Again

December 21, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Two episodes ago at judges' table, Danyele McPherson confessed that this reality-based cooking competition isn't for everyone. Her admission could've cost her (instead it was Eliza Gavin who got sent packing). But in the following episode, Danyele did get sent home for a less than flavorful chicken…

Fiscal Cliff Notes

December 18, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With the fiscal cliff looming, readers and lawmakers (and the readers who happen to be lawmakers) can get a better grip on the crisis by checking out Government Policies and the Delayed Economic Recovery, edited by Lee Ohanian, John Taylor, and Ian Wright (Hoover Institution Press). At a recent…

The Carrot Complex

December 13, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Here's how Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio described the side of carrots prepared by contestant Eliza Gavin: "They were a mystery to me. I just don’t know how a person could possibly try to make them the way she did," he wrote on his blog. "They were dry, cooked through yet somehow still hard, as…

One Tough Pickle

December 6, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As Al Capone explained in The Untouchables, "A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe…

Double Elimination. Sort of.

November 29, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Back in the day, when a cook lost on Top Chef, cohost Padma Lakshmi would tell the loser to "pack your knives" and go home. (At least she said it in her soft, sensual voice.) But for the last two seasons, eliminated contestants were given a chance at redemption on Last Chance Kitchen (viewable on…

Just for the Halibut

November 15, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Fans of Top Chef were probably not surprised that the first to go was young Jeffrey Jew, a personal chef formerly of Washington, D.C. Problem is, he only looks young. Jew was 34 when the episode was taped. He not only has years of experience both stateside and in London, but also graduated at the…

Killer Review

November 14, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Let me preface this item by saying I am not the biggest fan of Guy Fieri, the Food Network celebrity with the bleached-blonde spikey hair who hosts Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives. I pretty much lost all interest in him when he started doing ads for T.G.I. Friday's—are you honestly craving that Chipotle…

The Return of 'Top Chef'

November 8, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last night Bravo aired the qualifying episode of Top Chef, featuring 21 chefs competing for 15 slots. Of the three D.C. chefs in the running, two succeeded and one failed—Dan O'Brien of Seasonal Pantry was asked to make an omelet for Wolfgang Puck. It wasn't pretty.

Bringing Science to the Common Cook

October 25, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

“Hello, I’m Rachael Ray,” was how Christopher Kimball introduced himself to the capacity crowd at the National Museum of American History. The audience burst into laughter without actually knowing why they were laughing—they were just excited to see the star of America’s Test Kitchen, the number…

It's Crumb-tastic!

October 11, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the spirit of the election, many D.C. eateries have concocted politically themed menus—from BLT Steak's Obama and Romney burgers to the Occidental Grill's first lady cookies. THE WEEKLY STANDARD applauds these capitalist innovations, but a serious political magazine is simply not interested in…

Does Likeability Matter?

September 26, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Mitt Romney, 2012 Elections

"Romney's High Unfavorable Rating Hampers Message on Economy" ran the headline at Bloomberg Businessweek. "Half of Americans hold an unfavorable view of Romney—a September high for a presidential challenger in the last three decades," reports Julie Hirschfeld-Davis. "Forty-nine percent of likely…

Happy as a Clam

September 24, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Casual

The Clam Castle, a tiny out­post along Boston Post Road on the way to Hammonasset Beach in Connecticut, serves up a menu I find irresistible: fried whole clams, clam fritters, clam strip rolls, fried shrimp, fried sea scallops, and fried cod. It reminds me of the seafood restaurant in The Simpsons,…

Room With a View

August 30, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It’s a floral smell at the presidential suite on the 10th floor of the D.C. Park Hyatt. It’s also citrusy and with hints of wood. Or the woods. As it turns out, it is a specifically designed scent, Le Labo's Bergamote 22, and it’s actually detectable throughout the hotel. But it’s most noticeable…

Life Imitates Art

July 16, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Seinfeld fans surely remember the episode in which Kramer has an idea for a cologne that smells like you just came from the beach. On page D3 of this weekend's Off Duty section of the Wall Street Journal, Aleksandra Crapanzano writes,

A Tougher Cut for Tougher Times

July 10, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The New York Post reports on a new cut of beef called the Vegas Strip, though in fact only the name is new. It's a shoulder cut that is so lean it needs to be grilled to no more than medium rare. (Or it can be boiled as with a Schulterscherzl.) The Post says the Vegas Strip "looks just like a…

A Green Initiative That Works

July 9, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I recently received a postcard from my alma mater announcing "GEORGETOWN IS GOING GREEN." But how? Through carbon credits? Wind turbines? The postcard explains,

America Eats

June 20, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For the last year, a restaurant in Washington, D.C.'s Penn Quarter has been keeping America's culinary history alive—a place where you can order Lobster Newburgh, Brunswick Stew, "Hamburg Style" steak, Blackened Croaker, and Oysters Rockefeller. The bartender happily makes rickeys, New York sours,…

The Unlikely Vice Chancellor

June 18, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If, for some reason, Angela Merkel were unable to carry out her duties as chancellor, the next in line to govern Europe's most powerful nation would be a 39-year-old Vietnamese named Philipp Rösler. It's doubtful many Americans know this. Rösler was an infant in a Vietnamese orphanage when a German…

Q.E.D.!

June 15, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

From Politico's website, June 15, 2012 (since revised):

'Definitely a first'

June 15, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On Thursday I posted the story of Lycerius, a man (at least I think it's a man) who has been playing the same board of Civilization for the last 10 years. His brutal stalemate (in the year 3991 A.D.) was finally resolved once he uploaded his scenario and another player achieved a rather cunning…

In the Year 3991

June 13, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When a Reddit user named Lycerius revealed he's been playing the same game of Civilization for the last 10 years, little did he know his post would go viral, generating (at last count) more than 500 comments. "Man Plays Civilisation II For 10 Years, World Disintegrates into 'Nightmare of…

Where's LeBoeuf?

June 7, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Law, Jobs

Last year, the mega-law firm Dewey & LeBouef generated revenue totaling $782 million. It was the 20th largest firm according to the National Law Journal. Its clients included the Los Angeles Dodgers, the NFL Players Association, and eBay. But over the last five months, 206 of its partners defected.…

The Case of the Club Sandwich

May 23, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On June 6 at 9 p.m. on the Travel Channel, Adam Richman's Best Sandwich in America will premier, with 30 sandwiches from around the country facing off March Madness-style, with a winner crowned by the host at season's end. The crab cake sandwich from Faidley Seafood is representing Baltimore while…

Why Merkel Shouldn't Be Worried

May 16, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Drudge headline from Sunday night was "Crushing Defeat," which it certainly was for the Christian Democrats in North Rhine-Westphalia's state election. In the span of two years, the CDU plummeted from 34.6 percent of the vote to 26.3 percent within the state. The CDU's gubernatorial candidate…

Food Fascists

April 25, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Food blogger, chef, and bestselling author Michael Ruhlman is once again up in arms (you might recall his previous rant against the anti-fat brigade). This time, a reader poses a dilemma about where to host a post-wedding luncheon considering several guests "have every variation of diet extremism…

The Post on Pink Slime

April 23, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The backlash to the backlash over "pink slime" continues: This past weekend in the Washington Post business section, Dina ElBoghdady reported on the consequences resulting from the panic. What is interesting is how it's understood within the piece that, at this juncture, what transpired was an…

What's the Matter with F—g?

April 19, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As I mentioned yesterday, northwest of Salzburg is a picturesque little town called F—g. And while Austrians obviously know what that word means in English, it doesn't mean it in German (that word would be ficken). So nobody seemed to be bothered by the town's name during its early existence.…

Portrait of a Man

April 17, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the great tradition of its middle column stories, this morning's Wall Street Journal features a hilarious tale out of the Pentagon involving the purported portrait of Ensign Chuck Hord, "Lost at Sea 1908." Until recently the framed picture of the dashing young Annapolis grad was hanging in the C…

A Meaty Subject

April 12, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Food, Blog

[Y]ou know what he wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and a—holes!

Larry Miller Recovering

April 7, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

No, not that kind of "recovering" (thank God), but the actor, comedian, and WEEKLY STANDARD contributor Larry Miller spent the last few days in the hospital after suffering a head injury, falling outside (of all places) a bar in Los Angeles on April 3. His rep told Hollywood.com, "It was…

In Stable Condition

March 29, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Obamacare, Blog

Why do more Americans oppose Obamacare than support it? "Most Americans don't want to be forced to take on insurance," says Dr. Scott Atlas, a radiologist and professor at Stanford University. But, he goes on, the problems are much worse than that and the more one learns about the current quality…

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

March 15, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Employers ought to embrace this. If you can’t beat them, you might as well join them,” John Challenger told Chicago's local Fox affiliate. “It’s a way of bringing people together. Everybody does it. It's really harmless." No, the jobs consultant isn't talking about an office key party, but rather…

Q&A with Tom Colicchio

March 8, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In late January I spoke on the phone with Tom Colicchio, celebrity chef, restaurateur, and star of the hit reality series Top Chef, which just concluded its ninth season.

And the Winner Is...

March 1, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Austin chef Paul Qui remembers his parents' reaction years ago when he told them he was going to be a chef. "Really?" was their response. "Having Asian parents, they sort of expect you to be a doctor or a lawyer," he said in a phone interview this afternoon. But over the years his mother and father…

Wrong Number

February 29, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Jonathan Schrag, until today the deputy commissioner of Connecticut's Department of Energy and Environmental Protection (DEEP), does not deny that he once said, "One way to push back on e-mails is to freak someone out." He also doesn't seem to deny that it's his voice left on Cynthia David's…

'Put Your Head Down and Cook'

February 23, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When Lindsay Autry began her first day on Top Chef: Texas, she was surprised to see how many of her fellow chefs made it through the audition process—they hadn't. Lindsay then learned all 28 of them would compete on-air until 16 actual contestants were left standing. "Just put your head down and…

Bottle Shock

February 22, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When the late Sidney Frank created Grey Goose vodka in 1997, he was clear that this spirit must stand above the rest. Not only would it be made in France (giving it that sophisticated European aura), it would also come in a tall, frosted glass bottle with a long neck—easy to spot on the shelf and…

The New 'F' Word

February 16, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last week, food writer Michael Ruhlman had a glorious screed on his blog about the war against fat:

Shoot to Grill

February 16, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Although viewers watch Top Chef in weekly segments, the actual filming is broken into two sections. The Texas episodes were filmed on a succession of days during the summer. After the final four chefs were selected, several months passed until they were reunited last month in British Columbia for…

Canned Response

February 9, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

All throughout Top Chef: Texas, Ed Lee has never been rattled. He may have made a few mistakes along the way, but his focus remained unbroken. (He also had little patience for incompetence and was never soft on his fellow chefs. When Sarah Grueneberg needed 9-1-1, Ed was actually annoyed by the…

Pee-wee's Kitchen

February 3, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Grayson Schmitz is never at a loss for words. According to the New York-based catering chef, "Whatever is in my head I say." So I couldn't resist asking her what went through her mind during the last episode of Top Chef: Texas when the special guest judge turned out to be the one and only Pee-wee…

Got Milk?

February 2, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last year, Russia imported 55,000 live cattle to help beef up its dairy herd, which has been in serious decline since, well, since collectivization efforts first began under Stalin. As Laura Vozzella of the Washington Post points out,

Only in New York

January 31, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The front-page headline in yesterday's New York Post blared, "Wheely Rich: Tycoon wills $1M to driver." Not only that, but the late music mogul Alan Meltzer gave $500,000 to his doorman. At least when it comes to the doorman, it shouldn't be a surprise. In Steve Dublanica's book on tipping, Keep…

Not to be Outdone (Satire)

January 27, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The question was, "We have many qualified, Hispanic leaders. Which of our Hispanic leaders would you consider to serve in your cabinet?" Santorum, by dint of his position on stage, got to speak first, picking the very obvious choice of up-and-coming Florida senator Marco Rubio. Gingrich came in…

Salad Daze

January 26, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Chicago chef Chris Jones respects the judges' decision, he doesn't harbor any ill will towards his competitors, and as he said on the phone earlier today, "I don't make excuses." That said, when the contestants on Top Chef: Texas were told to create a healthy version of a meal to be served at a…

Weapon of Choice

January 23, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It shouldn't come as a surprise that a book on a handgun's history would come out now. After all, C.J. Chivers's The Gun, about the AK-47, not only sold well but also won the Pulitzer Prize. The story of the Glock is different. It came out in the early 1980s—not as a product of a Stalinist regime…

Under Pressure

January 20, 2012 · TV, Victorino Matus, Cooking

What a week for headlines: An oceanliner keels, Rick Perry quits the race, Newt Gingrich's ex-wife talks about open marriage, and Rick Santorum wins Iowa. But the biggest news of the week is without doubt Beverly Kim's elimination from Top Chef: Texas. Yes, I'm joking, but as Beverly said over the…

Getting Technical

January 13, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With much fanfare, this past episode of Top Chef: Texas featured Restaurant Wars, which seems to excite the chefs but strikes me as the most perilous of challenges—a competent chef who volunteers to be team leader can go down with the ship, taking responsibility for others' mistakes. The chefs were…

Food for Thought

January 12, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Yes, we can all eat better and get more exercise. No, the government shouldn't take on these challenges by restricting our choices of food and drink. This is where the new website Women for Food Freedom comes in—a creation of the Independent Women's Forum meant to counter various…

Up in the Air

January 7, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As a few of my colleagues are flying back and forth from New Hampshire, what better time to talk about airplane germs. Last month, the Wall Street Journal confirmed our suspicions that flying really can make you sick. "Air travelers suffer higher rates of disease infection, research has shown,"…

Top Chef's Biggest Loser

January 5, 2012 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For Chris Crary, the most recent casualty of Top Chef: Texas, losing isn't always a bad thing. Two years ago, back when he weighed a hefty 245 pounds ("and not in muscle," he pointed out), he decided it was time to lose weight. "I wasn't sure how my body would react," he said on the phone earlier…

'When is Midnight Mass?'

December 24, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Washington Post's "5 Myths" series continued this week with a holiday-themed "5 Myths about Christmas" as elaborated by James Martin, S.J. (a prolific fellow, though not to be confused with my late friend Father James Martin). For starters, Martin rightly reminds us that for Catholics,…

Rudy Can Fail

December 23, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

He was an inspiration to us all—Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger was told he didn't have the grades to get a transfer into Notre Dame. And he was too little to make it onto Ara Parseghian's heralded football team. But as we all know from the movie, Rudy made it onto campus and then onto the field. Was there…

Kitchen Karma

December 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For the fans of Top Chef: Texas who were hoping for a long, drawn-out struggle between outspoken chef Heather Terhune and Beverly Kim, last night's episode was disappointing. The Chicago chef's "braised" beef, a tribute to her mother, was judged the worst dish of the lot. Guest judge Patti LaBelle…

Cause of Death

December 20, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

You can't just say that the Great Leader died of a heart attack. Instead, here is how North Korea's official news agency originally explained it: "In the whole period of his protracted revolutionary guidance, he valued and loved the people very much and always shared weal and woe with them. He…

Status Update: We Don't Care

December 19, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Tuna salad or chicken salad? Why not ask your friends on Facebook? It's freezing outside. Shouldn't your friends know it's freezing, too? If you answered no to the above, you're not alone. A poll conducted by Real Simple magazine reveals the Facebook updates we find most annoying, all of which are…

Game Theory

December 15, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On last night's episode of Top Chef Texas, the name of the game was game—namely, elk,venison, and quail. The contestants were divided into teams of two, but the combination of Beverly Kim and Heather Terhune was like oil and water (or in the words of judge Hugh Acheson, "ammonia and bleach"). Their…

While Supplies Last

December 14, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Can't seem to find the right gift for your loved ones? Although there are only 11 days left before Christmas, there's no need to panic: Simply click over to the Obama 2012 store—a magical place where hope and change are alive and well. A place that sells $5 bumper stickers proclaiming "Veterans…

The Salmon Trap

December 2, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At his Chicago restaurant Chilam Balam, Chuy Valencia serves up a salmon-goat cheese dish that is popular with his customers. But on this week's episode of Top Chef Texas, it was anything but popular. "Smoked fish is paired with cream, which is why mild cream cheese works with lox," writes head…

A Chili Reception

November 28, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last Wednesday's episode of "Top Chef Texas" was all about chili. And Padma Lakshmi riding atop a stallion. But really it was about chili. During the Quickfire Challenge, chefs chose a chili pepper to cook with—each pepper had a monetary value depending on its heat according to the Scoville scale.…

Jackie Cooper, USN

November 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I’d never gone to a memorial service at Arlington National Cemetery until this morning. But through a friend I was invited to attend the interment of retired Captain John Cooper Jr. who served in the United States Navy during World War II and remained active in the reserves for the next several…

'Pack Your Knives'

November 17, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Forty-seven-year-old gentle giant Keith Rhodes of Wilmington, North Carolina, was the first official casualty of Top Chef Texas. In last night's episode, much was made about Keith's buying precooked shrimp for a Quinceañera celebration, but in a phone interview, Keith explains it wasn't so much the…

How to Cut Pork

November 9, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If you read the above headline and were hoping to learn about ways to cut pork-barrel spending, this is not that item. But if you're a fan of Top Chef, the best cooking competition on television, do read on.

Who's Your CNN Hero?

November 8, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

While perusing CNN.com, a headline along the right margin caught my eye: "Vote for your CNN Hero!" The teaser explained, "You can help choose the 2011 CNN Hero of the Year. Just select the individual whose accomplishment, impact and personal story inspires you the most!"

Jon Corzine, MF'er

November 2, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When New Jersey governor Jon Corzine lost his reelection bid to Chris Christie in 2009, part of his defeat in a Democratic state was blamed on the post-Lehman mood. Having experience as a top executive at Goldman Sachs just didn't help. But in March 2010, Corzine returned to Wall Street where he…

The Audacity of Dried Fruit

October 31, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Over the weekend, the White House held its Halloween festivities and, as the Associated Press reports,

Name Changer

October 25, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Among the Washington Post's endorsements in the Virginia House of Delegates is an incumbent from Fairfax named Eileen Filler-Corn. It's quite a mouthful—and a bit distracting. Remember the New Hampshire Democratic Senate candidate who challenged Republican Bob Smith in 1996? His name was Dick Swett…

I Spit On Your Grave

October 24, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Consumer experts advise us not to store perishable items like milk in the refrigerator door because of the fluctuation in temperature that occurs every time we open and close it. This explains why our milk occasionally goes bad before the expiration date. As it turns out, something similar is…

Font of Wisdom

October 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Of all the many contributions for which to thank Apple founder Steve Jobs—user-friendly PCs (easy drag and drops, visual trashcans for old files, just one disk drive), iPods and iTunes (though record stores and CD jewel case factories may disagree), and the iPhone—we would be remiss if we didn't…

Faces of Death

October 20, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It wasn't pretty. In the end, Libyan strongman Muammar Qaddafi, soaked in blood, was jostled around by rebel forces and either succumbed to his wounds or was finished off. Thanks to digital technology, the entire world can now see the dictator in his final moments and later his lifeless corpse…

Remain Calm

October 15, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In light of the rioting in Egypt and attacks against Coptic Christians, President Obama earlier this week urged restraint and calm. The White House statement read, in part,

A Big Win for Whiskey

October 13, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last night was the Spirit of Mount Vernon dinner held on the grounds of George Washington's estate, an annual gala sponsored by the Distilled Spirits Council and other associations to benefit the new George Washington National Library (some $200,000 was raised). The crowd included distillers large…

Kitchen Nightmare

October 12, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With regard to the Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador at a restaurant, the Washington Post's Reliable Source reports, "Justice officials did not ID an eatery—and said there never was a specific restaurant. But they describe the suspect Mansour Arbabsiar allegedly talking with a DEA informant…

Farewell My Fribble

October 11, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The current economic downturn (or is it the postrecession recovery?) has claimed yet another victim: Friendly's Ice Cream. The company has filed for Chapter 11 and will close 63 underperforming locations (mostly in Massachusetts) with roughly 420 restaurants remaining. Aside from the $300 million…

Business Suicide

October 3, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At some point while mindlessly channel-surfing, you no doubt stumbled on a Don Lapre infomercial. Here's one in which Lapre is touting a scheme involving "tiny classified ads" that could "earn you a fortune" of $50,000 a week without even leaving the comfort of your home.

Isn't It Grand?

October 1, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In case you missed it, last week's Wall Street Journal featured a behind-the-scenes look at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, one of the largest resorts in the world. If you were to stay in a different room each night, it would take you more than 13 years to get through all 5,043. Needless…

Why Can't the Post be More Like Porn?

September 28, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Ever try loading a page from the Washington Post, only to be left in wireless limbo? Apparently you are not alone, says Post ombudsman Patrick B. Pexton. He quotes Ashish Agrawal, a senior development manager for technology at the paper, who explains, "Post Web pages are, in the tech vernacular,…

The Dorito Legacy

September 27, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In 1961, or so we are told, Arch West came upon his first fried tortilla chip. Three years later, the company he worked for, Frito-Lay, rolled out Doritos. West died last week in Dallas at the age of 97. But what he gave us, for better and for worse, will be around for a very long time. For no…

Tweet Responsibly

September 24, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Fearing a monopoly within the vodka industry, Russia's czarist regime tried to control it, with disastrous results. A black market soon emerged with cheaper, "unregulated" vodka that often had the same healthful benefits as turpentine. The Bolsheviks did the same thing and it wasn't pretty. As a…

Raising the Bar

September 17, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to the intro to Bar Rescue, a reality series on Spike TV, "last year, more than 5,000 failing bars nationwide closed their doors for good." As a last-ditch effort, some of these bar owners have decided to seek the advice of the show's host, Jon Taffer, one of the country's leading bar and…

Spirits of the Age

September 12, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

There’s a much-talked-about cable series called Torchwood: Miracle Day, in which people suddenly stop dying. Not that it’s heaven: Victims of severe gunshot wounds, stabbings, and other massive trauma suffer excruciating pain but simply cannot die. A convicted killer and pedophile (played by Bill…

The Point of Last Night's Speech

September 9, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There's been much analysis this morning about the president's jobs speech to the joint session last night. Is any of it feasible? Where does the president go from here? Of equal interest: What was the true purpose of this speech? You can find the best political analysis right here at the WEEKLY…

Hermain Cain Is Right

September 8, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I care about Social Security (even if I don't expect ever to collect it) and perked up during last night's debate when business entrepreneur Herman Cain offered his opinion on how to fix it: "I believe in the Chilean model, where you give a personal retirement account option so we can move this…

The Unemployment Rate is Overrated

September 6, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There's been a lot of talk about how the unemployment rate, currently at 9.1 percent, is putting a damper on President Obama's reelection prospects. On Sunday's edition of The Chris Matthews Show, the eponymous host pointed out that "for FDR running for his second term in the Great Depression, the…

The Most Unkindest Cut of All

September 5, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In a recent New York Times column, Frank Bruni reported on the feud between celebrity chefs Anthony Bourdain and Paula Deen. Though it's been simmering for some time now, the tensions boiled over when the star of No Reservations told TV Guide that Deen was "the worst, most dangerous person to…

The Jobs Speech

September 1, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to critics, President Obama's frequent television appearances do not boost his numbers—in fact, they either stay the same or get worse. There's also the tendency among some viewers to tune him out entirely. Either way, his supporters have placed an enormous amount of pressure on the…

Check, please

August 25, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There were people who had high hopes for Roberto Donna. The James Beard award winner and onetime Iron Chef America contestant was in the midst of making a comeback (after settling lawsuits against him and making deals with the tax authorities), having opened Galileo III in downtown D.C. But as Tim…

Das Ende für Das Auto?

August 17, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Daimler AG (owner of Mercedes-Benz) had decided to revive Maybach, the luxury German sedan famous in the 1920s and '30s, as a way to compete with Rolls Royce and Bentley. How very late-90s of them! Last year fewer than 200 Maybachs were sold. The good news is…

Vodka Nation

August 15, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

 

Largely Ignored

August 9, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Yesterday, C-SPAN followed coverage of the president's address with another looming issue: A press conference held by the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, which expressed concern that the Safe Schools Improvement Act of 2010 did not sufficiently cover the obese—in other words,…

¡Buen Provecho!

July 24, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Sure the heat index is 116 degrees. But Jaleo does have air-conditioning, and with several locations in the D.C. area, those of you who can make it to the 9th annual Paella Festival ought to do so this week—the festival (really, a special menu of limited-time varieties of exotic paella) is going on…

Disposal of the Deputy Führer

July 23, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Earlier this week, as reported first in Süddeutsche Zeitung, the remains of Rudolf Hess were disinterred from a Protestant cemetery in Wunsiedel, Bavaria. (Der Spiegel has also reported on this in English.) Ever since the suicide of Hitler's deputy in 1987 at age 93 (he was the sole inmate at…

Democracy and 'Gilligan's Island'

July 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

UVA professor and Weekly Standard contributor Paul A. Cantor recently reflected on the passing of TV legend Sherwood Schwartz, who died last week at age 94. Writing in the Washington Post, Cantor shares his correspondence with the creator of Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch. (Cantor, who wrote…

Meanwhile in Egypt...

July 21, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Remember when Egypt made front-page news for an entire week? But then came Libya, Syria, the debt ceiling, and Casey Anthony. And though it seems to have been forgotten by the media, there are still important developments taking place—and as a new report tells us, things aren't as bad as they may…

Auf Wiedersehen to Atomkraft

June 13, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Angela Merkel, Magazine

The issue of nuclear power will be front and center when German chancellor Angela Merkel visits Washington this week. Consider the front-page story in the May 31 Washington Post: “Germany to shut down nuclear plants by 2022: Decision in aftermath of crisis in Japan is a turnaround for Merkel.” The…

Forgetting Who We Are

May 28, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

What does it mean to be an American? It's the kind of high school essay question that brings to mind those lofty notions of freedom and liberty. But that would be so 1961—and today's students are not all focused on what they can do for their country. To wit, in a recent study conducted by Stanford…

Dangling Men

May 9, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

 

Lucky Me

May 7, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When actor-activist Michael J. Fox released his memoir Lucky Man, Phyllis Richman thought the title a bit much. Sure, the most popular celebrity suffering from Parkinson's disease has done a lot to spread awareness, but to call himself lucky? "With apologies to Michael J. Fox," writes Richman in…

'Shameful'

April 23, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Today's lead editorial in the Washington Post doesn't mince words in its assessment of President Obama's handling of the crisis in Syria.

Alles (not) in Ordnung

April 4, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The last two months have been a giant Kopfschmerz for German chancellor Angela Merkel and her coalition government. On February 20, Social Democrats in Hamburg earned 48.3 percent of the vote, allowing them to govern with an absolute majority. (Merkel's Christian Democrats, by comparison, garnered…

Odds and Ends

March 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last week, the partners at Howrey, LLP, voted to dissolve the 55-year-old firm. Most of the top brass have already been snatched up by other firms like Winston & Strawn and Baker Botts. Those who have yet to find new jobs will supposedly be paid until May 9. (Yet eerily, the firm's website is still…

Nixon in the White House?

March 19, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Actor and author Harry Shearer was in town last week promoting his upcoming documentary, The Big Uneasy, about Hurricane Katrina—less a natural disaster than one created by the Army Corps of Engineers. During an interview with the Washington Post's Dan Zak, Shearer talks about his obsession with…

Selection Sunday

March 13, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For college hoops fans, this evening is much anticipated. On CBS we will hear that all-too-familiar chime signaling the beginning of March Madness. The NCAA committee will announce which 64 (65? 68? 84?) teams are going to the Big Dance. And through it all, we'll wonder whatever happened to the ACC?

City Slicker

March 12, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For almost 20 years, Jeffrey John Shaw (nicknamed Jay) has been living in Idaho. Neighbors describe him as someone you can count on, even if he "was never a natural rancher." Everyone knew Shaw was a transplant from Boston. But no one would have guessed his real name was Enrico Ponzo and that in…

'Politically Correct Delusion'

March 10, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"[I]t is a parody of political correctness to argue that a hearing on domestic terrorism cannot focus solely on the Muslim community to be acceptable." Now there's a sentence you might expect from Charles Krauthammer. Except he didn't write it. Rather, these are the sentiments of Washington Post…

The Princess Bride

March 7, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It was really only a matter of time. And sure enough, in the current issue of Parade was the full-page ad from the Danbury Mint featuring the Princess Kate Bride Doll. She looks radiant. Her smile is beaming. And for only $159 (plus shipping and handling) you can have her all to yourself!

The Firm

March 5, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In case you missed it, the Washington Post ran a fascinating story on the D.C.-based Howrey law firm, whose annual revenue once swelled to more than half-a-billion dollars but is now on the verge of collapse.

Odds and Ends

March 4, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Goo Goo for Gaga. That would be one way to describe local reaction to a London shop that sold ice cream made from a mother's breast milk. Produced by Icecreamists, the flavor was named Baby Gaga and consisted partly of breast milk, vanilla pods, and lemon zest. Founder Matt O'Connor tells the…

Married to the Kitchen

March 2, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Blog

In the weekend Wall Street Journal, bestselling foodwriter Michael Ruhlman reviews Gabrielle Hamilton's cooking memoir, Blood, Bones & Butter: The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant Chef. Ruhlman prefaces his essay by saying the book "is not the usual 'chef memoir' in our era of…

1986 and All That

February 28, 2011 · movies, Victorino Matus, Casual

I’ve been told 2010 was a great year for movies—everything from The King’s Speech to The Social Network to Inception. Not that I would know. As a parent of two toddlers, I get to a movie theater at most once or twice a year.

'Enough is Enough'

February 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I had to double-check to make sure the author of this Washington Post op-ed was, in fact, the Richard Cohen and not someone with the same name who works at the Heritage Foundation. It is indeed the proud liberal who is fed up with those fat-cat pensions at taxpayers' expense.

Conversations in a Vacuum

February 22, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There are a few interesting nuggets in the Chris Rock Esquire interview. But this little exchange between magazine contributor Scott Raab and the actor-comedian makes them sound, well, let's just say a bit insular.

Closing Time

February 19, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As expected, Borders Books has filed for bankruptcy and is taking drastic action, closing 200 of its remaining 642 stores (the chain once had more than 1,300 locations) as part of its "restructuring" and "repositioning" effort. Earlier this week, customers received a carefully worded email from…

Words to Live By

February 15, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Yesterday on Dan Patrick's radio show, actor and wildman Charlie Sheen recounted how he was recently asked to give a pep talk to UCLA's baseball team, which made it to last year's World Series, ultimately falling to South Carolina. Among other things, Sheen imparted: "Stay away from the crack,…

Trouble at the Mansion

February 14, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The New York Post is reporting that "Hugh Hefner's iconic bachelor pad is under investigation after more than 80 guests at a conference and party there became sick with a suspected strain of Legionnaires' disease."

Lactation Domination

February 10, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Years from now, your child may ask you, "Where were you during the nurse-in?" Were you sitting at home, reading the paper? Sleeping in? Or will you be able to tell your child you were there—at the Hirshhorn Museum with all the other mothers celebrating their God-given right to nurse in public? It's…

Odds and Ends

February 9, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The 50th Super Bowl approaches with the same amount of trepidation as Y2K. Why? Because none of us is quite sure if we will actually be witness to Super Bowl L. Yes, it's a tradition that dates back to the very first Super Bowl. But how many people will actually look at the logo and think "Super…

Oh Danny Boy

February 8, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, is suing City Paper for $2 million in addition to punitive damages and court costs. Why? Because an article in the paper by Dave McKenna was packed with lies. And it was anti-Semitic. And it was mean. Really, really mean. Except that others don't…

Dispelling Reagan Myths

February 7, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Edmund Morris, the author of that most unconventional presidential biography Dutch, takes on some of the more popular misperceptions of our 40th president in the Washington Post's "5 Myths About" series.

All About the Cranberries

February 5, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At the poker tables in the Bellagio hotel, Anthony Carleo, a junior at UNLV, was telling people he was "a made guy" from Denver. He was getting comped a room, food, and drink—understandable since he had apparently dropped over $100,000 during his stay. And yet it wasn't that money had become scarce…

Clint Eastwood, Up Close, Somewhat Personal

February 2, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Clint Eastwood, Blog

Aiming for that master's degree in cinematic studies? How about a thesis on the politics of Clint Eastwood? (No doubt it's already been done.) But if you're trying to find a straight path from Dirty Harry to Letters From Iwo Jima, good luck. In last weekend's Wall Street Journal, Michael Judge…

A World Without Borders?

January 29, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In case you missed it, last week's Washington Post had an in-depth feature on the precipitous decline of Borders Books. As Michael S. Rosenwald explains,

The Tucson Shootings: A German Perspective

January 27, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I can usually find an interesting article or two in the Atlantic Times. (In fact, the story about Hitler's plot to bomb New York is quite intriguing.) The front-page column by co-editor in chief Peter H. Koepf, however, is not one of them. Entitled "Reaping the whirlwind: How Germans view the…

Starbucks Eyes India

January 24, 2011 · Starbucks, Victorino Matus, Blog

In the spirit of, well, spirits, Starbucks plans to take advantage of Asia's emerging markets, with an eye towards the Indian subcontinent. As the Wall Street Journal recently reported:

Odds and Ends

January 19, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Our Parody aside, CNN's John King informs his viewers that guest Andy Shaw should not have used the phrase "in the crosshairs." Explains King, "We're trying, we're trying to get away from that language. Andy is a good friend, he's covered politics for a long time, but we're trying to get away from…

Ricky Gervais and the Golden Globes Roast

January 18, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Philip Berk, president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which runs the Golden Globe awards, told the Hollywood Reporter that host Ricky Gervais "definitely crossed the line. And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that's Ricky." Also, "any of the references to individuals…

The Highs and Lows of 2010

January 4, 2011 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If you have a moment—that is, once you've caught up on emails and firmed up those resolutions—I recommend perusing Dave Barry's year in review in the Washington Post Magazine. You'll laugh, you'll cry, all at the same time.

When Bordeaux Meets Beijing

December 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In his recent Wall Street Journal column, Jay McInerney returned to the wines of Bordeaux. They might not be trendy but they are still very drinkable (such as a $28 bottle of Chateau Jean Faux, Bordeaux Superieur, 2007). Of course it's also hard to beat the Grand Cru's and First Growths he samples…

Tunneling Through History

December 23, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In last weekend's Washington Post, Robert Rigney tells us about his recent tour of Berlin below the surface. It's not exactly something the Office of Tourism likes to promote, but underground tours will give visitors and history buffs alike a view of the city rarely seen—from its tunnels to its…

Incoming Congress Spells Doom for D.C.

December 20, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A return to the medieval era is on the horizon for those living in our nation's capital—at least based on this headline in Sunday's Washington Post:

Quite a Character

December 18, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As it turns out, calling a character actor a second banana is a bit unfair. As one of my favorite character actors, Stephen Tobolowsky, pointed out in the New York Times back in September, there are plusses:

Add to your Christmas List, Schnell!

December 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The creative geniuses at Goliath Games, out of Dreieich, Germany, have come up with a Spielzeug called Kackel Dackel, which in English could sort of be translated into "The Pooping Dachsund." At least one of the commercials by Goliath (the Germans pronounce it "Goaliyat") has gone viral. The…

A Genuine Heist (Updated)

December 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The unthinkable has happened. A man has managed to rip off the Bellagio casino in Las Vegas, getting away with more than $1.5 million in chips. Reports the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

Haynesworth Cashes Out

December 8, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Sometimes Redskins owner Daniel Snyder reminds me of Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions (yes, I know it's a remake). The man cannot spend money fast enough on the most absurd things. Of course Brewster's actions were part of a condition—spending $30 million in 30 days but owning nothing—in order…

Awkward Honors

December 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Kennedy Center Honors were held this past weekend, and once again Hollywood descended on the nation's capital. But Paul Farhi of the Washington Post wonders how and why the tributes come about the way they do.

Department of TMI

December 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this week's Parade magazine, "Walter Scott" asks actress/advocate/aerobics instructor Jane Fonda about life, love, and lessons learned. It starts off harmless enough, when WS wonders if Fonda still finds exercise to be fun. Says the workout guru, "I don’t wake up saying, 'Oh boy, I’m going to…

True Lies

December 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Certainly an argument can be made that considering the movie Fair Game has already become an afterthought, having grossed a mere $7.4 million domestically, why bother giving it more attention? On the other hand, if the movie's hero, former diplomat Joe Wilson, is right, and "for people who have…

45 Pounds of Icing

December 4, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Don't you love this time of year, when folks (let's be honest here, moms and their kids) get together over hot cocoa and construct those cute little gingerbread houses? Over at the Four Seasons in Georgetown, pastry chef Charles Froke has taken the concept to a whole other level: He's managed to…

What Recession?

December 1, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Oftentimes, the way to grow a business is by purchasing a similar business's mailing list. And so what started as a simple purchase from Crate and Barrel leads to a mailbox full of Williams & Sonoma, Restoration Hardware, and Pottery Barn catalogs—not to mention all the various subcategories such…

Don't Call Him Shirley

November 30, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last Sunday, actor Leslie Nielsen died of complications from pneumonia. He was 84. Although he is best known for the Naked Gun trilogy and Airplane!, Nielsen had been in the acting business for more than 60 years, playing a good number of unfunny roles, such as Commander Adams on Forbidden Planet…

Listening to North Korea

November 24, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Today's featured op-ed in the Washington Post, "North Korea's consistent message to the U.S.," is by former President Jimmy Carter. In case you have forgotten, Carter has been to the DPRK in both official and unofficial capacities. He has a relationship with the regime and speculates that all the…

How 'Bout Them Cowboys?

November 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Dallas, Sports

Having just been to Dallas this past weekend, I can tell you no one, and I mean no one, wants to talk about NFL football down there. They'll talk sports—including the Rangers and college football—but there will be no mention of the Dallas Cowboys, America's Team. On Sunday I visited an old college…

Worse Than It Seems

November 6, 2010 · Census, 2010 Elections, Victorino Matus

Bad enough for the Democrats that they just lost their House majority and saw their Senate advantage tumble from 60 seats two years ago to 53 (it could have been worse), but now they must brace for the effects of the 2010 Census. As the Washington Post's Charles Lane reminds us,

Let the Eagle Soar

November 3, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Now that the 6-foot-7, 330-pound former Eagles offensive tackle Jon Runyan has been elected to Congress, it's worth contemplating how the leadership can best make use of him. Although the party whip is responsible for helping corral votes on key legislation, Eric Cantor may want to consider…

Let's Be Reasonable

November 1, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Adding to Michael Warren's findings from the "Million Moderate March" is Robert McCartney's column from this past weekend's Washington Post. Even McCartney, who admits he agrees with the concerns of many of the attendees, knows the event was not simply a call for sanity, reason, and moderation:

Take a Breather

October 30, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Chances are, if you're reading this site on the weekend before Election Day, you are searching hungrily for political insight, the latest Rasmussen, Gallup, Monmouth, Quinnipiac (my favorite), Harris, or network poll on races across the country. Well, you've come to the right place. But you do also…

Runyan's Run

October 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The last time I was at the Elks Lodge of Toms River, NJ, was during a comic book convention 25 years ago. (It's where I bought Amazing Spider-Man #129, in which the Punisher makes his first appearance. I'm told it's actually worth something today.) Last Sunday night I found myself back at the…

Ick-arus Syndrome

October 18, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Struggling cable news net CNN has fallen to another 10-year low in terms of ratings," MediaBuyerPlanner reported last week.

Has He Learned Anything?

October 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this weekend's New York Times Magazine, Peter Baker profiles President Obama. He seems to have spent a serious amount of time with Obama and his aides—some on the record, others on background. If you're wondering what is our commander in chief thinking (you might not want to know), "The…

Really Important (Pop Culture) News

October 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

First the sad news: Stephen J. Cannell has died. As the Los Angeles Times reports, the longtime Hollywood producer passed away last week at the age of 69 due to complications from melanoma.

A Fond Farewell

October 1, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Well that was quick: According to a CNN statement issued today (and as reported by Politico and elsewhere):

Really Important News...

September 29, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In our current issue, John Podhoretz discusses the chore of watching serial dramas—sort of like homework for the viewer—and expresses relief about not having to follow one program in particular:

Making the Grade

September 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It really isn't news that President Obama thinks his daughters will get a better education at the Sidwell Friends private school than at a local public institution. But when he talks about the "heartbreaking" scenes of parents with children who don't get admitted to charter schools in Waiting for…

Gag Reel

September 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Rachida Dati, the former French minister of justice, suffered a slip of the tongue during a televised discussion when she made mention not of inflation but rather fellatio. (The two words in French are quite similar.) According to the BBC:

The Jet Set

September 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this past weekend's Wall Street Journal, Patrick Cooke has a fascinating review of Chrysler's Turbine Car. Yes, the automotive giant once managed to install a jet engine under a vehicle's hood. The performance results were off the charts:

Wonk Love

September 25, 2010 · College, Victorino Matus, Blog

In this recession, with university endowments taking a hit nationwide, some schools are spending that extra dollar on rebranding efforts to attract ever more students—students (or their parents) who will be forking over hundreds of thousands of dollars. The latest example is American University,…

Only 40 Seats?

September 24, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At a policy luncheon last week hosted by the Hoover Institution, professors David Brady and Douglas Rivers presented their findings on the mood of the electorate and, in particular, the mood of independents going into the midterm election. The way they see it, the results in November will not be…

Odds and Ends

September 23, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Two item-addenda: First, regarding Martena Clinton, whose car was towed during a gala for security reasons and was told by D.C. police they could not relocate it. (Clinton's friend eventually found it the next day—around the corner.) As one reader points out, a detail that was reported by Shankar…

My Kingdom for a Lexus

September 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Why are we not surprised—but nevertheless outraged—to hear the story of Martena Clinton, who attended a presidential gala over the weekend, parked her car in a spot a police officer told her was legit, later discovered it had been moved for security purposes, and was ultimately told by D.C. police…

Message in a Bottle

September 21, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Have you ever wondered if you were being had when it comes to drinking wines by the glass? First, the obvious: If you are, say, drinking alone and have no intention of downing an entire bottle of Cabernet, wouldn't it make sense to purchase that $15 glass as opposed to wasting $50 worth? You're…

God Is My Copilot

September 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Der Spiegel reports that the Brazilian firm Embraer, the world's third largest producer of commercial airplanes, is contemplating a future, in which only one human pilot is needed to fly a passenger jet. He or she would be assisted by either computers onboard, flight control on the ground, or…

Odds and Ends

September 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

October 4 marks the redemption of former New York governor Eliot Spitzer. That Monday his new show debuts on CNN, cohosted by conservative columnist Kathleen Parker—it's called Parker Spitzer, as opposed to (insert joke here).

The New Birth of Recovery Summer Mark II

September 3, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As the Wall Street Journal's John Jurgensen wrote back in July, this summer's concert scene has been a depressing one, with more than your usual share of musical acts cancelling shows and some cancelling their tours altogether. But the administration's Recovery Summer tour, starring Barack Obama…

After-School Special

September 2, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As we reported earlier, Secretary of Education Arne Duncan is downplaying his urging of DOE employees (and not just the political appointees) to take part in last Saturday's Al Sharpton counter-rally in Washington, describing it as a "back-to-school" event. And as CATO's Neal McCluskey reminds us,…

Early Exit

September 2, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Well that was quick. Just last week Matthew Futterman wrote in the Wall Street Journal that "as the U.S. Open begins on Monday, Andy Roddick will be celebrating his 28th birthday. He will also be facing what could be his last realistic shot at glory." Then suddenly, Roddick, ranked 9th, was ousted…

Getting There is Half the Fun?

September 1, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

From now to September 15, and between September 26 and December 15, passengers on the Amtrak Cardinal can enjoy a 20 percent discount. And if you depart mid-September, you'll most likely arrive at your destination by mid-December. Seriously, if you leave New York's Penn Station at 6:45 am on a…

War Poems: Aerial Edition

August 31, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this past weekend's Wall Street Journal, Weekly Standard senior editor Robert Messenger reviews Daniel Swift's Bomber County: The Poetry of a Lost Pilot's War. Yes, much of the book grapples with the moral justifications for strategic bombing (the author himself reportedly does not take sides).…

Bad Day for a Swim

August 30, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last Friday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, at least one hundred guests were sickened by toxic fumes emanating from the pool complex, some 1,500 guests were then evacuated from the vicinity, and 26 were hospitalized for respiratory problems. Luckily, none of the victims' injuries were…

Don't Dream It's Over

August 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Despite worsening poll numbers for the president, his party, and his policies, Vice President Joseph Biden has been dispatched to assure fellow Democrats that things aren't as bad as they seem.

Dilbert Goes Green

August 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In this weekend's Wall Street Journal, Dilbert creator Scott Adams explains how his earnest attempts to go green were thwarted by reality, impracticality, even aesthetics.

Green Ham and Eggs

August 19, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The consequences of the 1986 Chernobyl disaster continue: The soil in places like Bavaria, Germany, still has a measurable amount of Cesium, which in turn is being passed on to the wild boar population, which feeds on truffles and mushrooms. (And it doesn't help that by nature they tend to stick…

2-D Gets the Shaft

August 18, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

You knew it was inevitable that following the success of Avatar, there would be a pornographic film aiming to become the first in 3D. It's a competition as fierce as the race to the moon.

Attack of the Killer Donut

August 18, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Blog

I tend to chafe when Michelle Obama and a "panel of experts" tells me I need to reduce my caloric intake. And I get downright nervous when these experts start telling restaurants how much they should be allowed to serve us. But the case against the nanny state has just been dealt a blow in the form…

Kitchen Nightmares

August 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Cooking, Blog

Jean-Francois Poinard, a rather prominent chef in Lyon, had been missing for some time. Then authorities were tipped off about a chest freezer inside the apartment Poinard shared with his girlfriend.

Prima Donna

August 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There once was a time when Roberto Donna was the toast of the town. The Turinese chef and restaurateur ran the flagship Galileo, Bebo Trattoria (a favorite of Justice Scalia's), and, over the years, places like Il Radicchio, Arucola, i Matti, and Primi Piatti. That was then.

Christiane's World

August 2, 2010 · This Week, Victorino Matus, ABC News

Somehow I missed yesterday's This Week on ABC, which marked the debut of the show's newest host, Christiane Amanpour. But Tom Shales caught it. And he didn't much like it. One of the problems, according to Shales, is that "[Amanpour is] miscast for the role, her highly touted global orientation…

Death from Above

July 26, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For musicians, managers, and venue owners, the fears of a concert going awry are multiple. Often the problem is crowd control (the 11 fans who were stomped to death at the Who concert in Cincinnati in 1979). Sometimes it stems from security (the Hells Angels at the Altamont Speedway in 1969). Other…

It's Good to be the King

July 26, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Travel writing can be tough, despite what you might think. You're jotting down notes about the beautiful sunset, rather than just watching it. Coming up with the right words is a constant struggle. And still I wonder with great envy how Toni Bentley, a ballerina and author, landed the plum…

Jumping to Conclusions

July 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For Shirley Sherrod, the moment of retribution has arrived. Not only has she focused her guns on the vast right-wing conspiracy, but she has also singled out Fox News as leading the charge. Why? As the former Ag employee told Media Matters, the network would "love to take us back to where we were…

Used and Abused

July 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

No doubt the president's breakfast was ruined this morning when he picked up the Washington Post and saw the front-page above-the-fold headline: "House Democrats hit boiling point over perceived lack of White House support." In it, Democratic representatives named and unnamed sound off on both…

Used and Abused

July 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

No doubt the president's breakfast was ruined this morning when he picked up the Washington Post and saw the front-page above-the-fold headline: "House Democrats hit boiling point over perceived lack of White House support." In it, Democratic representatives named and unnamed sound off on both…

Remembering Srebrenica

July 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The United Nations' refusal to condemn North Korea for sinking a South Korean vessel is regrettable but not surprising. In 1995, the U.N. allowed a nightmare to transpire when the blue helmets under Dutch command negotiated with Serbian general Ratko Mladic and in the process allowed thousands of…

The Oracle at Oberhausen

July 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Kudos to Paul the Octopus for selecting Spain as the winner of this year's World Cup (and selecting Germany for third place in Saturday's game). In all, the "psychic" cephalopod correctly—and consecutively—picked eight matches. The Germans hailed him as one of their own until he chose Spain over…

Imprisoned Octopus

July 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

You'd think the life of Paul the Octopus, living in a German seaquarium, couldn't get any better. He never has to worry about predators, food is never scarce, and the people love him. The only strenuous exercise for the cephalopod is selecting winners for World Cup matches, which he has done…

Revenge for Naarden

July 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Had Germany been triumphant in today's semifinal match, all the talk would have been about the Dutch seeking revenge for World War II. Instead, Spain scored the one and only goal, proving once again that Paul the Octopus is all-knowing. (He is now taking bets for the Super Bowl.)

But Does He Do Point Spreads?

July 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With the second World Cup semifinal underway, it is worth noting that one very accurate predictor (at least this time around) has chosen Spain over Germany. Previously he picked Germany over Argentina, Germany over England, and, stunningly, Serbia over Germany—all of which proved correct. As you…

Nowhere in Africa?

July 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As I mentioned in a previous column, there are "serious Germans" who are certain that their team's success in the World Cup will spill over to the governing coalition. The better the Mannschaft does, the better for Angela Merkel. Of course it's not just sports that could save the chancellor's…

Sweep the Leg

July 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In a recent Washington Post column, economics reporter Howard Schneider had an intriguing take on the remake of The Karate Kid and the film's view of America in decline, China's rise, environmentalism, and the power of globalization. In other words, this remake is a real downer—at least for those…

Merkel’s Goal

June 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

Is Angela Merkel’s government on the verge of dissolution? “Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germanay faced calls from opposition leaders .  .  . for new elections, as bickering and fighting within her governing coalition has led to growing speculation in the German news media that a collapse of her…

Food for Thought

June 23, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As Lisa de Moraes reported in the Washington Post, the ratings for last week’s season opener of Top Chef D.C. were dismal: With a mere 1.8 million viewers, the episode was the lowest rated opener in Top Chef history (compare with the 2.6 million who watched the first episode of Top Chef Las Vegas…

Mistaken Identity?

June 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

To this date, South Carolina Democrats are still confounded by their candidate for Senate, Alvin Greene. The unemployed veteran, currently using a public defender to deal with an obscenities charge, not only mustered the filing fee of $10,400 but also won handily with 58 percent of the vote.…

When Will Obama Go Green?

June 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In case you missed it (as can be the case with weekend editorials), the Saturday edition of the Washington Post contained a strong editorial recommending President Obama lend his full support to the demonstrators and reformers in Iran.

The Wedding Singer

June 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's been a few days since we learned not only that Rush Limbaugh has married for the fourth time but also that the musical entertainment was provided by Sir Elton John. How on God's earth did this happen?

The 'Diff'rent Strokes' Curse

May 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

And then there were two: Of the main cast of the hit NBC sitcom Diff'rent Strokes, which ran from 1978-1986, only two actors remain--Todd Bridges (older brother Willis Jackson) and Conrad Bain (father Phillip Drummond). Sadly it has been reported that Gary Coleman has just died after suffering from…

The Transparent Trap

May 25, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Washington Post calls out the White House over its refusal to elaborate on Representative Joe Sestak's claim he was offered a job by the administration in return for backing out of the Pennsylvania Democratic Senate primary. The editorial reads, in part:

'JFK' Warned Us Not to Trust Specter

May 20, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Almost 20 years ago, Oliver Stone's conspiracy flick JFK was released and much lampooned for its zany plotlines tying the Cubans, the CIA, and other parts of the federal government (including LBJ!) to the murder of President Kennedy. But there is one description Stone got right, beginning around…

A Defeat for Merkel

May 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Well that was quick. Taking power only last fall, Angela Merkel's governing coalition has already suffered a major setback. Following yesterday's elections in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia—Germany's most populous state—the ruling Christian Democrat-Free Democrat government was toppled.

The Perils of Cybersex

May 5, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When news first broke of the murder of Shaw Middle School principal Brian Betts, the outpouring of grief from the student body and the D.C. community was immense. "With him, potentially more than any other principal in this city, these children are going to be devastated because they have such an…

They Told You So

April 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Having lived in Austria just as it was entering the European Union (1993-1994), I can tell you the charms of the EU were irresistable—all those pins and stickers and posters in deep blue with twelve golden stars arrayed in a circle! And the benefits: No more traffic jams at the border. Live in…

Hail Caesar!

April 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The press secretary's office for New Jersey's governor must be pretty busy these days. Or weeks, to be exact. Not only was Chris Christie interviewed in the Wall Street Journal, but he was described by the Journal's Bill McGurn as bringing to voters "a dose of Reagan Republicanism—with a Jersey…

Another Site Bites the Dust

April 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There's a handy resource for those in the restaurant industry and those simply interested in the numbers and the trends behind the food we order. It's Restaurants & Institutions. What was the top-grossing independent restaurant in America last year? That would be the Tao Las Vegas Restaurant &…

'Creaky and Leaky'

April 21, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Washington Post television critic Tom Shales feels bad for Larry King. The columnist's sources tell him CNN executives will try to ease out the talk show host the way network executives always do: ruthlessly, without regard for the past, but with kind words to say at the same time. Nevertheless,…

Whatever Floats Your Boat

April 20, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Wall Street Journal recently reported on the hottest boat on the high seas, simply known as the "A." Designed by Philippe Starck and owned by Russian businessman Andrey Melnichenko, the boat boasts everything from $40,000 bath knobs to bomb-proof glass to a special "nookie" room containing a…

Diagnosis: This Could Take a While

April 19, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Perhaps one of the most astute observations by Washington Post TV critic Tom Shales, who recently reviewed the U.K. debate among Labour's Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Conservative David Cameron, and Liberal Nick Clegg:

Just Enough to Win (in 2012)

April 16, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On the face of it, a Republican takeover of the House (or Senate) would seem a good thing—a clear repudiation by the voters of Obama-Pelosi-Reid and the agenda they've proposed. GOPers can claim victory and hold their heads high. But to quote Senator Bill McKay in The Candidate, "What do we do now?"

Why Conan Isn't at Fox

April 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Variety's Michael Schneider lays out in full detail why Conan O'Brien did not end up at Fox:

The Brewing Storm

April 13, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Over the weekend, the Wall Street Journal reported on the brouhaha (pardon the pun) taking place at the Carlsberg brewing company:

What Are the Odds?

April 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Washington Post reports on a suspected drunk driver, Rene Fernandez, who swerved onto oncoming traffic, smashing his Chevy Tahoe into a Honda Accord, critically injuring an elderly couple, Edwin and Ellen Collier. This wasn't Fernandez's first mishap. In 1998 he pleaded guilty twice to driving…

Is Karzai Crazy?

April 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Okay, he's not really crazy. Odd, sure. And calculating. But things are never so simple, as Radio Free Europe's Jeff Gedmin explains in Foreign Policy:

One Shining Moment

April 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The columnist and bestselling author John Feinstein is arguing yet again that expanding the NCAA basketball tournament from 65 teams to 96 is detrimental to the sport in so many ways. "In short, this is the worst idea anyone has come up with since New Coke," he writes. And still Feinstein is…

Germany in the News!

March 23, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Is it possible to garner a bad review for the opening of something so innocuous-sounding as the German-American Heritage Museum? If the reviewer is the Washington Post's Marc Fisher, anything is possible. (Fisher was the former German correspondent for the Post, before foreign correspondents became…

Obama is Doomed...

March 21, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last year President Barack Obama filled out his NCAA tournament bracket and predicted (as many did) that North Carolina would take the whole thing. He was right. And he was very popular at the time, too, I might add. This year the president's approval numbers have tanked—he's somewhere around 46…

Peter Graves, Funny Man

March 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Actor Peter Graves, aka Jim Phelps of Mission Impossible, died yesterday of natural causes at the age of 83.

It's a Miracle!

March 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

From Saturday's Washington Post: "Spotted: ... Stevie Wonder at Blues Alley on Thursday night. He stopped in to see saxophonist Najee and jumped onstage for two songs."

The 'Intoxicating' Kristin Davis

March 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Daily Caller's Mike Colapietro has written a head-to-toe profile (with various stops along the way) of "Manhattan Madam" Kristin Davis, made famous by the Eliot Spitzer scandal. She is now running for governor of New York. A few highlights:

Another '80s Star Gone to Waste

March 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For those of you familiar with The Two Coreys, didn't you think Corey Feldman would have been the one to die of an overdose? Of course if you followed the eponymous reality series on AE, it soon became clear Corey Haim was the one with the problems.

Oscar Thoughts, Part II: The Final Chapter—A New Beginning

March 8, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On the one hand, Austrians are rightfully proud that one of their own is coming home with an Academy Award. Last night, Christoph Waltz took home the best supporting actor Oscar for his truly impressive performance in Quentin Tarentino's Inglourious Basterds. On the other hand, Waltz portrayed the…

Oscar Thoughts, Part I

March 8, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I mean literally, what does "hurt locker" mean? The BBC News explains.

The Only Reconciliation That Matters...

March 4, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Thanks (or no thanks) to a colleague who sent me this link, I've been catching up all afternoon with the Jenkinses, Partridges, and Bradfords. Yes, NBC's Today show has managed to bring together in its studio the cast of such classics as 227, The Partridge Family, and Eight Is Enough. Or at least…

Veiled Threat?

March 2, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As it turns out, Western Europe doesn't much care for the burka. In fact, many Europeans favor a ban. The numbers, based on a Harris poll for the Financial Times, are quite stunning: 70 percent of respondents in France, 65 percent in Spain, 63 percent in Italy, 57 percent in the U.K., and 50…

I'm Looking Through You

February 24, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As absurd as that question sounds, according to a new book, it's true, in a roundabout sort of way. The Decision Tree by Thomas Goetz, recently excerpted in the Washington Post, points out the skyrocketing cost of CT scans:

Happy Single Tasking Day

February 22, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As it turns out, February 22 is not only George Washington's birthday but also Single Tasking Day. In other words, amid the emails, voicemails, texts, and tweets, let us pause for a moment and get one thing done that we've been meaning to do for a long time.

Remembering Arnold Beichman

February 18, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I remember thinking that maybe I should have taken a cab or even walked back to Stanford's campus. But my dining companion insisted on driving me. At the time, Arnold Beichman had just turned 90 and still enjoyed driving his minivan. But it was dark. And riding shotgun, I could see Arnold was…

More Trouble for Barry

February 17, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Marion Barry just can't seem to catch a break. The former mayor and current councilman needed a kidney transplant, was treated on a few occasions for his drug addiction, was accused of adultery, and blamed for any number of things during his tenure (poor city services, skyrocketing murder rates).…

Battle of the Gasbags

February 16, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The headline in Der Spiegel says it all: "Who Has the Longer Pipeline?" Five years after Gerhard Schröder and Joschka Fischer served in the same coalition government—the former as chancellor and the latter as foreign minister—both men are now working in various capacities for different natural gas…

Correction of the Day

February 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Financial Times readers received an important clarification email today regarding Edward Luce's interview with John Podesta:

Helene Hegemann, Mixmaster

February 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If someone accuses you of something untoward, try responding with, "Hey, I was just keeping it real." At least this is what 17-year-old Helene Hegemann has been doing—and quite effectively. Hegemann is already the toast of the town, having written and staged a play, and boasting a film-writing…

Welfare Reform Comes to Rotterdam

February 15, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A priceless line from today's online Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung: "Whoever is on welfare in Rotterdam must now do at least something to receive his money."

You Don't Write, You Don't Call...

February 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Bad enough (for Europe) that President Obama decided to skip the EU summit in Madrid this May, but making matters worse is that Spanish prime minister Jose Luís Zapatero was already in Washington and was unable to meet with the president. In fact, he wasn't even able to meet with Joe Biden. The…

Breaking News: Poll finds Washington, D.C., is really, really liberal

February 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Just last week I chatted with a veteran Post reporter who was lamenting the sad decline of print journalism—the folding up of the Washington Post's business and book review sections, the multiple rounds of buyouts, and the dearth of copyeditors. The New Republic devoted a recent cover to the…

Freedom Fries at the U.N.

February 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As if there isn't enough for the French to worry about these days: climate change, the global financial crisis, the World Cup, farm subsidies, Cannes, terrorism. But now they are facing a threat to that which is most sacred—their language. According to the Financial Times, "Senior French officials…

Palin's Pick?

February 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

While everyone seems to be all atwitter (quite literally) about Sarah Palin's hinting that she will run in 2012 "if I believe that that is the right thing to do for our country," it is worth noting the only actual name she mentioned in her Fox News Sunday interview last Sunday—Representative Paul…

It's Good to be the King

February 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When Burger King opted to go with "The King"—a sort of adult version of Ronald McDonald that some have described as "creepy"—it took a huge risk. But it was a calculated risk: BK executives decided they would focus their marketing energies on "super fans" (18- to 34-year-olds) instead of older…

You and What Army?

February 5, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Well, not the actual, geographical border—but tensions are certainly on the rise between the two countries because of banking secrecy laws. The German government is cracking down on tax cheats such as Deutsche Post CEO Klaus Zumwinkel, but in order to do so, it needs access to the private records…

The Red Carpet Treatment

February 5, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's bad enough for passengers flying coach to be subjected to reduced flights with packed cabins, little leg room, and no food service to most domestic destinations (or food that can only be purchased), but must there be a special carpet at the gate that only business and first-class passengers…

Keynes vs. Hayek: The Rap Video

February 3, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With already more than 500,000 views, the "Fear the Boom and Bust" video starring John Maynard Keynes and Friedrich Hayek is not exactly news. Still, in case you missed it, I've posted it below.

Don't Call Us. We'll Call You.

January 30, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

No one loves Barack Obama more than the District of Columbia. This goes without saying. During the 2008 presidential election, the nation's capital delivered all 142 precincts to the president, which amounted to a whopping 93 percent support. So when the city council decided to formally invite…

Further reading on J.D. Salinger

January 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With the death of Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger, it is worth revisiting an extensive essay on the man written by former Weekly Standard editor David Skinner, who currently edits Humanities magazine. Published in 1999, it was entitled "The Sentimental Misanthrope":

About Last Night

January 28, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Last night President Obama reminded us that "one year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by severe recession, a financial system on the verge of collapse, and a government deeply in debt." Later, he imagined what some on the right would argue: "That if we just make fewer…

Germany at War

January 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Ahead of tomorrow's London conference, German chancellor Angela Merkel announced her country would be deploying an additional 500 troops to Afghanistan—far short of what the Obama administration was hoping for, namely, 2,000 more soldiers. In addition, reports the Financial Times, "Germany would…

What Can Great Scott's Brown Out Do For You?

January 27, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

My friend John Buckley, who works for an investment company in New York, called me the other day with explicit advice: "Whatever you do, don't use the headline 'What Can Brown Do For You?'" with regard to Senator-elect Scott Brown's historic win in Massachusetts.

Quote of the Day

January 26, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On the local Fox news, I just watched a segment on the death of Daniel Kerrigan, father of Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan. The 70-year-old Mr. Kerrigan was reportedly having an argument with his son Mark that took a physical turn—police found the elder Kerrigan unconscious, and he died shortly…

Too Good to be True?

January 23, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It was recently announced that three prisoners from Guantánamo Bay will be transferred to Slovakia, just as previous inmates were sent to Great Britain and Bermuda. The Slovaks insist the prisoners pose no harm, which makes me a bit more worried for them. For what happens if the three arrivals are…

Hire Me!

January 21, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

One of the more annoying moments of President Obama's Q&A with George Stephanopoulos came when the president said, "If there's one thing that I regret this year is that we were so busy just getting stuff done and dealing with the immediate crises that were in front of us that I think we lost some…

Glen Bell, 1923-2010

January 19, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Back in the 1930s, when Glen Bell was a teenaged migrant worker riding trains in California looking for a job, he probably didn't imagine that he'd one day found a fast-food empire of Mexican-American fare that earns billions of dollars in annual sales and be forever connected to a talking…

Eating So Others Might Eat

January 16, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Chefs and restaurateurs have always been known for fundraising—Escoffier raised money for victims of the Titanic and, more recently, a woman donated $25,000 for cancer research and in return supped at the home of Jacques Pépin—so it's not surprising that someone like Ashok Bajaj is doing his part…

DC Police Shut Down Brothel Near Weekly Standard Office

January 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The notice in the Washington Post was tiny, buried on page B2, under the headline "Sex trade crackdown": "D.C. Attorney General Peter Nickles announced a crackdown Wednesday on massage parlors, health spas and social clubs that officials have found to be associated with prostitution and illegal…

Bad Luck

January 14, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Soul legend Teddy Pendergrass died yesterday at Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philadelphia. His son informed the Philadelphia Inquirer that he never fully recovered from recent colon cancer surgery. He was 59 years old. You might not be too familiar with Pendergrass, but you probably would still…

Conan The Destroyer

January 12, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At the very least, the mess that NBC has embroiled itself in will probably cause ratings to rise for both Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien, right up to their final shows next month. How would both men react to the network strife? Would they simply brush over the news or tackle it head on? As it turned…

NBC: We Know Drama

January 11, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I'm betting Jeff Zucker is wishing he could take it all back. As head of NBC/Universal, Zucker thought he found a way to have his cake and eat it too, i.e., retaining both Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien and saving money at the same time. But as Variety reported over the weekend, the arrangement proved…

Bottle of Red, Bottle of White

January 10, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Thanks to Weekly Standard reader Cole Kendall who kindly passes on to me the rather extensive (and much misspelled) inventory list for the R.W. Apple wine auction since I had complained that in the Washington Post article, only one vintage had been mentioned.

Der Spiegel: Provocative!

January 9, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

On a few occasions and much to its credit, Der Spiegel has gone out in search of that odd species (to most Germans, at least) known as the conservative—and in particular, conservative intellectuals who make powerful arguments. (Some Germans with whom I've spoken could not admit to being persuaded…

How Green Was My Tavern

January 8, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

“None of us is irreplaceable,” said retiring senator Chris Dodd. The sentiment not only applies to beleaguered incumbent senators who enjoy smashing portraits on the ground at fine restaurants, but also to the fine restaurants themselves. For as the Wall Street Journal reported yesterday, New…

Pulp Fiction?

January 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Analysts are predicting that the blast of cold weather over much of the country will damage this year's orange crops, ultimately leading to more expensive orange juice at your local supermarket, thus adding to the burden of Americans with tighter budgets. According to the Associated Press, "The…

Who Shot Neda?

January 7, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Radio Farda's Golnaz Esfandiari, "Iranian state television has produced a documentary suggesting the shooting death of a young woman whose final moments were captured on video during postelection protests was a fake." What's more, Neda Agha Soltan is accused of spying on behalf of the…

How Much for the '47 Cheval Blanc?

January 6, 2010 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I would have been more interested in J. Freedom du Lac's tale of the widow of R.W. Apple auctioning off the Timesman's wine collection had he elaborated a bit more on what vintages were actually up for sale. The only ones he specifically mentions are two bottles of 1945 Chateau Lafite. Still, it's…

Germany to the Rescue?

December 30, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For a few Bundestag members who were visiting Washington earlier this month, whether they were on Capitol Hill or at the State Department, the question they heard most often was whether or not Germany would be increasing its troop strength in Afghanistan. "It's understandable," said Stephan Mayer,…

Juicy Aerospace Industry Gossip!

December 21, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Okay, not really. But overheard at last week's Aerospace Industries Association Year-End Review & Forecast Luncheon: Julian Hellebrand, chief of staff for Cobham (whose guest I was), excitedly told me about his company's myriad accomplishments this past year and the upcoming year's challenges. But…

The Truth About Sexting

December 15, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For parents concerned about the "sexting" phenomenon and wondering how much of it is media hype, the Pew Research Center has some answers. According to its Internet & American Life Project, a mere 4 percent of teens between 12 and 17 years of age say they have sent explicit photos of themselves…

Tiger's Polling Numbers

December 14, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll, 43 percent of those interviewed now have an unfavorable view of Tiger Woods versus 42 percent who still view him favorably. In addition, "Men tilt favorably toward Woods, while women lean negative. (Men are 46 percent favorable, 41 percent…

The Real Tomb Raider

December 13, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In a bit of macabre news, the body of the late president of Cyprus, Tassos Papadopoulos, has been stolen from its grave. According to the BBC, "The theft was reported by a former bodyguard who visited the tomb and found piles of earth by the graveside and an empty coffin." No motive has yet been…

Washington Times Sports Page to be Eliminated

December 11, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Barker Davis, a sportswriter for the Washington Times, confirms to the Georgetown Voice that as part of the massive ongoing purge, the Sports section will definitely be disappearing by February: As of Feb. 2 at the absolute latest, the Times won't be covering ANY local sports, not Redskins, Caps,…

What Recession?

December 10, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I recently received a brochure from my alma mater, Georgetown University, entitled "Around the World by Private Jet: An Exploration of the World's Greatest Treasures & Legendary Places" running from September 28 to October 19, 2010. The 22-day journey includes visits to Machu Picchu, Easter Island,…

The Ghost of Gulags Past

December 8, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I seemed to have missed the news that in Russia's state schools, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago is now required reading--a monumental step for a country that continues to grapple with the darker moments of its history. (I know, tell me which part of Russian history is not dark?) To wit,…

Video (Games) Killed the Radio Star

December 7, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Classic Rock aficionados, still suffering from the transformation of the Beatles into a video game, can now look forward to REO Speedwagon: Find Your Own Way Home. Yes, a video game based on the 1970s-80s band REO Speedwagon has been developed. According to the New York Times, "The game is intended…

Tiger's Handicap

December 7, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In a Washington Post column this past weekend, sports author extraordinaire John Feinstein takes on the Tiger Woods controversy. And while there's an argument to be made that the man should be left alone -- what business is it of ours to know why he crashed into a hydrant and a tree? -- Feinstein…

The Biggest Loser

December 5, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Today's Wall Street Journal has an amazing and -- if you enjoy the occasional gaming experience -- thoroughly engrossing feature story on Terrance Watanabe, who this year ran up a gambling debt of $127 million -- supposedly the biggest losing streak in Vegas history. Harrah's casino claims Mr.…

Who Smuggled the Sun-Maid Girl?

December 1, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

If you spend as much time watching television--particularly children's programs -- as I do lately, you are probably wondering the same thing I am: Since when did the Sun-Maid Girl become hot? Apparently the computer-animated version of the Sun-Maid Girl has been out and about, gallivanting through…

If This Is House Arrest...

November 27, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

While Swiss and U.S. authorities are still working out the extradition of Roman Polanski, the director and convicted rapist is being placed under house arrest. His "house," however, is actually a chalet worth $1.6 million according to the Associated Press, which also provides a photo supposedly of…

Three Cheers for Radio Free Europe

November 23, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Nice to see CNN giving Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty its due--and timed just right to mark the 20th anniversary of the Velvet Revolution. Besides interviewing the always impressive head of RFE/RL, Jeffrey Gedmin, the CNN reporter also spends time talking with Pavel Pechacek, a journalist who was…

Just Plain Wrong

November 16, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Normally I tend not to get as worked up about our national eating habits like, say, the Center for Science in the Public Interest or Mayor Bloomberg. Is there an obesity problem in America? Sure. Childhood obesity even moreso. Do we need to ban trans-fats from cities like New York or sue fast-food…

Keep Hope Alive

November 16, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Whenever I offer career advice to students, I tell them that journalism is a great profession because, given enough time to read up on the subject, we can write on almost anything we like. Of course in the midst of a recession, such advice may be deemed useless--after all, is anyone even hiring? A…

Damn Those Moderates!

November 10, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Morris P. Fiorina, a political science professor at Stanford University, Americans are not as far apart on the issues as you might think-or, more to the point, as the media portray them to be. Speaking at a lunch this afternoon hosted by the Hoover Institution, Fiorina laid out his…

Atrocity Road

November 9, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

Tears in the Darkness

Merkel Talks Tough

November 4, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At least when it comes to Iran, German chancellor Angela Merkel seems to be taking a rather tough stand. Addressing a joint session of Congress yesterday, Merkel said: Tolerance does not mean "anything goes." There must be zero tolerance towards all those who show no respect for the inalienable…

GourmetBites the Dust

October 5, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Following that three-month study by McKinsey, Condé Nast has decided to shut down four magazines, the most surprising of which is Gourmet. (No one seemed too shocked that Cookie was closing. The other two are bridal publications.) As Stephanie Clifford of the New York Times reports: "None of the…

All I Really Want Is Girls

October 1, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Michael Deacon of the Telegraph has unearthed a wonderful little quotation from an interview Roman Polanski gave to Martin Amis in Tatler in 1979, one that, along with the original grand jury testimony, should be spread far and wide: "If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to…

And the Winner Is...

September 27, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At 6pm local time, Germans found out who won today's election. With roughly 48 percent of the vote, the CDU and the FDP will form the next coalition government. But more impressive, the Free Democrats garnered an unprecedented 14.8 percent. At the FDP party hall, the crowd erupted in a deafening…

Election Eve in Berlin

September 26, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Berlin One of the strange things about my trip to Germany has been the weather -- downright balmy and mostly blue skies. Those Central European dark clouds and rains lasting for days that have greeted me in the past are mysteriously absent. I suspect they will return next month along with the…

The Exciting World of German Campaign Finance

September 26, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

So what makes those Germans different from us, aside from their wearing black socks and Birkenstocks? For starters, they don't spend as much on political races as we do. In total, all the parties spent the combined amount of 50 million euros (about $70 million). That's it. Compare this to the Obama…

Notes from a Berlin Rally

September 26, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's strange to be sitting here in the middle of Pariser Platz, directly in front of the Brandenburg Gate, awaiting the arrival of the chancellor candidate of the Social Democratic Party, Frank-Walter Steinmeier, to take the stage. Thousands have gathered to support a party in danger of getting a…

A Partei-Loving People

September 24, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Who knew the Germans loved their parties? Whereas most Americans tend to choose between Republicans and Democrats, in Germany there are five parties that could plausibly share power. The five are the Christian Democrats and Bavarian partner Christian Social Union (CDU/CSU), the Social Democrats…

When in Stuttgart…

September 23, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Be sure to drop by the Mercedes-Benz Museum. It's like the Fortress of Solitude operated by Disney. The elevators look like something out of Minority Report. The actual design is a double-helix and the lifts are meant to symbolize time machines complete with motor sound effects. There's a Boeing…

Live from the Bundesrepublik

September 22, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Merkel. Steinmeier. The Grand Coalition. Schwarz-Gelb. The Traffic Light Coalition. The Free Democrats. The Far Left Party. The Greens. Rising unemployment. Opel. Afghanistan. Immigration. That's right-it's election time in Germany and beginning tomorrow I will be reporting from Stuttgart and…

Street Fighting Man

September 18, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Cory Booker, the mayor of Newark, New Jersey, and the subject of the 2005 Oscar-nominated documentary Street Fight, is once again at the center of a new 5-part docu-series, Brick City, airing on the Sundance Channel all next week. In one way, Brick City is a sequel to Street Fight. Now that Booker…

Breaking News: Europe Loves Obama!

September 14, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The 2009 Transatlantic Trends survey is out and guess what? Europeans love Barack Obama. I kid you not. They love the guy. The survey, organized by the German Marshall Fund of the United States, among other foundations, was conducted between June 9 and July 1 and covers 11 European nations, both in…

The Case Against Intervention

September 10, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The government is too involved in the recovery of our economy. It's a bad thing. It sets a bad precedent. Part of the problem stems from the last recession, in which interest rates were held at 1 percent, lower for a longer period of time than was good for the country. Next thing you know, you've…

All About Angus

August 27, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

McDonald's doesn't mess around. It's not enough to be the biggest fast-food giant in the world. It's got to keep fighting. Keep expanding. Keep moving, like a shark. Hence, McD's introduction of specialty coffees (McCafé) giving Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts a run for their money. And now, the…

How DeLay Might Dance

August 20, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I'm not quite sure what to expect when Tom DeLay takes to the dance floor on next month's Dancing With the Stars. But I can't get out of my mind David Brent's "performance" in BBC's The Office. (Remember how Brent describes his style: "I've sort of fused Flashdance with M.C. Hammer shit." Also note…

Whole Lotta Love

August 19, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Funny how Obamacare makes for strange bedfellows. After Whole Foods CEO John Mackey expressed his opposition to the administration's health care reform plans in the Wall Street Journal, liberals have been up in arms, and as reported by Ylan Q. Mui in today's Washington Post, a Boycott Whole Foods…

Cooks' Tour

August 10, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

Christopher Kimball knows what you are eating.

Beyond the Soaring Rhetoric

August 5, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As Sandhya Somashekhar reports in this morning's Washington Post, President Obama is sure to play a role in Virginia's gubernatorial race. But at the moment he seems to be more of a burden then a benefit to Democrats: Some voters who supported Obama are feeling a bit disillusioned and are wondering…

The Teachable Moment

July 31, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Four men, four different beers. (Really three different beers and one nonalcoholic beverage.) It remains unclear what Obama was hoping to have achieved with the summit. Would Professor Gates admit he lost his temper and said things to a law enforcement officer he shouldn't have? Would Officer…

Have You Fired a Saab lately?

July 30, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I knew Saab made fine cars and even finer fighter jets but I wasn't quite familiar with its other products, namely its man-portable weapons systems, including the AT4 84mm recoilless anti-tank rocket. As advertised on its website, "Using AT4 CS AST the soldier will always have access to an accurate…

A Spirited Defense

July 28, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Remember when it was rumored that some drinks in New York City were costing as much as $10? Now, of course, cocktails can cost as much as $20 at a trendy District bar. But in this economy, things couldn't possibly get worse, could they? According to the beverage giant Diageo, the answer is yes.…

The Most Controversial Dictionary?

July 28, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In case you missed it, WEEKLY STANDARD contributor David Skinner has a terrific piece in the current issue of Humanities, which he edits. Entitled "Ain't That the Truth," the essay tackles Webster's Third, "The Most Controversial Dictionary in the English Language." Why controversial? Where to…

Fear of Frying

July 27, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

When KFC announced its latest marketing ploy--grilled chicken--and started calling itself "KGC," two thoughts came to mind. The first was that Kentucky Fried Chicken without the fried is, to paraphrase Sam Kinison, "like Christmas without Christ." Why is there so much shame when it comes to…

Stick Around

July 23, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Honestly, I was only joking about Governor Schwarzenegger going (literally) ballistic with legislators over the budget. But in the spirit of life imitating art, the Governator seems to be taking things one step further with this video of him brandishing the very knife I previously described. Not…

Corzine's Report Card

July 21, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The latest Monmouth University/Gannett New Jersey poll continues to show a large number of Garden State residents unhappy with the second term of Governor Jon Corzine, giving him a C- rating and a 37 percent approval. Forty-nine percent of those polled disapprove of his performance. He also trails…

Please Don't Glue the President!

July 17, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Unlike the company that makes Sharpie markers, which took advantage of Terrell Owens's touchdown stunt (signing a football with a Sharpie tucked in his shoe), the Gorilla Glue company wants nothing to do with Zell Miller's endorsement: The former senator, complaining about our jet-setting…

Faith No More?

July 16, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Are you a college student or alumnus? Does your institution have a position when it comes to religion? Is it affiliated with a faith? Perhaps it is supposed to be affiliated but, in this day and age, is willing to cover up symbols of Christ just to get the president to speak on campus? Does it…

In Defense of Copy Editors

July 7, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Washington Post ombudsman Andrew Alexander discusses how the Post's cutbacks have resulted in fewer copy editors and a growing number of errors, grammatical, typographical, and factual. "Copy editors are the unsung heroes of the newsrooms," he writes. "Unknown to the public, and often…

Heavy Medal

July 6, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

For acts of valor in Afghanistan, four soldiers have been awarded a prestigious medal, the highest of its kind. The men reacted to a suicide bomber in Kunduz who blew himself up as well as two other soldiers and five children. Despite a fire and exploding munitions, the four sergeants did…

The Mother of All Letters

June 25, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A long time ago, magazines and newspapers would receive feedback from readers via letters. These consisted of words in ink or pencil committed on paper. Most shockingly, the information was often handwritten. Other times a type machine was used. The writer then had to place the paper in an…

Smokers' Paradise

June 23, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Prague At the Kolkovna bar and restaurant, upon telling the waiter I preferred nonsmoking seating, he looked at me with slight hesitation before saying that section is located not outside along the sidewalk or in the back of the room but rather in the basement. I chose the smoking section. It is…

Radio Free Iran

June 23, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With a diminished number of Western reporters on the ground in Tehran, more and more of whom are getting arrested, much of the news out of Iran is based on the innumerable eyewitness reports that come by phone and Internet. Making sense of it all here in Prague is Rod Shahidi, director of Radio…

Brief Catholic Aside

June 22, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A common complaint among Catholics is the lack of mystery and sense of awe when it comes to mass. Between the modern style of the church itself, the New Dawn music ("Though the mountains may fall and the hills turn to dust!"), and the bright lights, mass can become downright pedestrian. This has…

Crossing the Threshold of Fear

June 22, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

What makes these protests in Iran so different from ones in the past is that the Revolutionary Guard and other police and security forces had previously been able to step in and successfully repress the demonstrators-to the point of deterring such activities from happening in the first place. Not…

Courage Under Fire

June 18, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Hard to believe there was a moment after the fall of the Soviet Union when Radio Free Europe's existence came into question. Almost twenty years later, the broadcasts of RFE/RL (Radio Liberty) are in greater demand than ever in places like Georgia, Belarus, Ukraine, Afghanistan, and, of course,…

Obama in New York

June 1, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Over the weekend, President Obama went to New York to take the first lady to a Broadway show-a promise he made to her during the campaign. But how much did it cost the taxpayers? The White House isn't saying, though the Daily Mail has done some calculating: For transportation and security, the cost…

If You Can't Take the Heat . . .

May 11, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

When my brother-in-law Bill Dwyer asked if I'd be interested in judging a cook-off, I leapt at the opportunity. I'd always wanted to be a food judge--though I'd never imagined that the competition would be among Bill's fellow firefighters, or that it would take place in a firehouse kitchen.

Going to the Mattresses

May 8, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Not since the end of the Cold War have I witnessed such an intense, exhaustive, and heated debate among foreign policy scholars. The conflagration took place this morning at the Washington office of the German Marshall Fund. The hotly contested issue: Is Tom Hagen, consigliere to the Corleone crime…

Just Desserts?

April 27, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

This past January a pastry chef named Gaston Lenôtre died in France at the age of 88. He never had a cooking show on the Food Network. His first foray in this country was a pastry shop that opened its doors in 1974 in New York and closed a year later. Chances are, most Americans have never heard of…

Obama Ice Cream

March 18, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Trendhunter magazine, on the heels of Germany's Obama fried chicken fingers, Russia has its own unseemly ad for Duet Ice Cream: "This ice cream ad reads, ‘The Flavor of the Week! Black in White! Chocolate in Vanilla' and features a chocolate and almond coated vanilla ice cream bar…

Of Questionable Taste

March 16, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Spiegel Online reports on a new food product in Germany: Obama-Fingers. Yes, fried chicken named for our first African-American president. Not that the company responsible for this marketing gambit intended any insult. Sprehe sales manager Judith Witting tells Spiegel Online, "We noticed that…

No Surrender--At Least Not Yet

March 12, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

There's nothing worse than a music review written by a devotee of the band being reviewed. The result is invariably an excess of name-dropping and obscure references, all for the sake of proving one's street cred. By the end of the review, the critic has become a brainless fan declaring to the…

Choosing Hope over Fear

March 9, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

In his inaugural address, Barack Obama told the American people, "We gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord." The same could be said of the Second Annual Tequila and Mezcal Festival currently going on at the Oyamel Cocina Mexicana in Washington,…

Back and to the Left

February 24, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's rather fitting that even when it comes to selling the "sniper's perch" where Lee Harvey Oswald fired his rifle at President Kennedy, there is confusion over who owns the real perch. Parris Mayhew says he possesses the actual window, removed by his father in 1971 when he owned the Texas…

Cooking the Books

February 11, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Ruth Madoff is in the news again. Reuters reports: "The wife of accused Wall Street swindler Bernard Madoff pulled $15 million out of a brokerage account only days before her husband was arrested, Massachusetts' top securities regulator said on Wednesday." Earlier, the New York Times reported that…

Take a Chance on Putin

February 7, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Agence France Presse, an ABBA tribute group called Bjorn Again claims to have recently performed for an exclusive audience that included Russian president Vladimir Putin. One of the singers, Aileen McLaughlin, "described a nine-hour drive through icy countryside to a military-style…

Blast From the Past

January 30, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

When German architect Mark Aretz planned on renovating a Leipzig apartment building, he knew there was much work to be done. But when he opened the door to one unit, he was completely taken aback. Apparently, no one had lived there since 1988. The former occupant was a 24-year-old on the run from…

Italians Really Love Soccer

January 28, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Recently the Scrapbook reported the following: To mark the Czech Republic's turn at the rotating European Union presidency, artist David Cerny told officials in Prague he and other artists from the EU would create a sculpture of Europe, in which individual countries would be represented by national…

Hollywood and Bush

January 20, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Richard Leiby and DeNeen L. Brown of the Washington Post, "the free mega-concert signaled a departure from the Bush administration's frequent efforts to distance itself from Hollywood." Which makes it sound like Jamie Foxx, Stevie Wonder, Tom Hanks, Jack Black, Usher, Bruce…

Much is at Steak

January 8, 2009 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Braving a severe economic downturn, celebrity chef Michael Mina opened his first District eatery, Bourbon Steak, at the Georgetown Four Seasons last month. And just last night, I attended the press dinner (thanks to publicist Heather Freeman) in which the kitchen showed off its best offerings-not…

Obama as Adonis

December 26, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I'm not saying the Washington Post's Eli Saslow is in love with Barack Obama, but with passages like this: "The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games." Well, maybe just a little.

He Went to Jarrett!

December 19, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that incoming White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel did in fact have direct talks with Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich about the open Senate seat: "Emanuel talked with the governor in the days following the Nov. 4 election and pressed early on for the appointment…

Hard Times at the Post

December 16, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Washington area readers of the Washington Post might have missed in yesterday's paper a small notice "To Our Readers" informing us that the price of an issue on newsstands and in vending machines will go from 50 cents to 75 cents. This followed Sunday's announcement that the paper will be…

Richard Cohen Dissents

December 2, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Although it is no surprise conservatives are unhappy with Eric Holder's nomination for attorney general, one interesting dissent comes today from within the ranks. It seems that Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen is still up in arms about the pardon of Marc Rich: Soon after Bill Clinton…

Days of Wine and Oysters

December 1, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Every year just before Thanksgiving, the Old Ebbitt Grill in Washington holds an "oyster riot"--an event featuring a live band, copious amounts of wine, and a limitless supply of oysters (at last year's riot, 50,000 oysters were devoured in two days). Customers pay $115 a head and many dress up for…

On Holiday Spending

November 24, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Despite fears of a recession, a drop in consumer spending, and a general onset of malaise, the holiday catalogues keep coming to my door. Take Dean & Deluca, where you can order two 12-ounce Wagyu strips for only $190. Or a generous 8.78 ounces of Calvisius caviar that will only cost you $900. But…

For No One

November 17, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Sir Paul McCartney recently revealed to BBC Radio that his former band kept hidden a song they recorded 40 years ago but that "the time has come for it to get its moment." For Beatles aficionados, could there be anything more exciting? Entitled "Carnival of Light," the track runs approximately 14…

Hey Man, Is That Freedom Rock?

November 7, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I still can't believe I missed this concert. As the Washington Post's J. Freedom du Lac reports: The iconic folk singer Joan Baez opened her Wednesday night concert at the Birchmere with a civil rights anthem that suddenly sounded celebratory: "We Shall Overcome," the old protest song whose message…

Mr. Obama Has the Con

November 5, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

As Senator John McCain ended his poignant concession speech last night and slowly walked off the stage, was anyone else reminded of the movie Crimson Tide? If so, it's because the music for McCain's exit was actually taken from the submarine thriller (composed by Hans Zimmer). After the final…

Remember Iraq?

November 4, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A Washington Post/ABC News poll indicates only 9 percent of likely voters consider Iraq to be a main concern. As the Post explains in today's editorial, "Simply put, the situation in Iraq has been transformed in the past two years, and voters recognize it.... The irony is that the reversal of…

What Bias?

November 3, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Not that this is news to conservatives, but it's still worth reading Howard Kurtz's column in today's Washington Post, in which he states, "If anyone doubts there is a liberal entertainment establishment, it has been vividly on display" during this presidential campaign. Kurtz then compares Obama's…

Erica Jong's Fear of Losing

October 31, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind: What happens if, just if, Obama loses? It is certainly something that has haunted überfeminist Erica Jong. In an interview in Corriere della Sera, and as noted in the New York Observer, Jong's fear is that "if Obama loses it will spark the second…

The Promise Breaker

October 29, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Funny how no one is talking about the election being bought by rich Republicans. That's probably because John McCain is not the candidate who has raised more than $600 million this year. That would be Barack Obama, who is now planning a final blitz, including a 30-minute infomercial on major…

Colorado Ballot Measure to Ban Racial Preferences Up 40 Points in Poll

October 15, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Jen Rubin sees a glimmer of hope for conservatives: It is a tough time for many conservatives. But here is a bit of cheery news: Colorado's Amendment 46, which like the successful Michigan Civil Rights Initiative in 2006, would ban use of race and gender preferences in government contracting,…

A Kindler, Gentler Austrian Far-Right

October 15, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

thumbDi_petzner20081#178609.jpg Following the recent death of Jörg Haider (pictured right), Austria's most famous far-right politician since, well, anyway, the new head of the Alliance for Austria's Future says he no longer wants to be seen as a "bad guy." And indeed, seen here on the left, Stefan…

Burger Triumphant

September 29, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Hamburger:

Worst Ever?

September 16, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It is generally understood that Roseanne Barr gave the worst rendition of the "Star-Spangled Banned" in television history. But at last night's Monday Night Football game, I'd say Kat Deluna comes a very close second.

Tortilla Nation

September 9, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

YOU MIGHT HAVE heard that September is National Preparedness Month. Or that it is National Cholesterol Education Month. But did you know it is also, for the first time, National Tortilla Month? In a member's resolution, California representative Devin Nunes states, "I would like to recognize…

Braves on the Warpath

September 4, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I can't believe there is any concern at all that tonight's NFL opener will somehow detract from viewership of John McCain's nomination acceptance speech at the convention. After all, kickoff is at 7:07pm EST and McCain will probably appear around the 10pm mark. This would put the Redskins-Giants…

The Georgians Are Coming! The Georgians Are Coming!

August 31, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

With all the excitement in Denver, Dayton, and, soon, the Twin Cities, you might have forgotten to take your dose of propaganda and revisionism for the week. I'm talking, of course, about the advertising supplement known as Russia: Beyond the Headlines in the Washington Post. (As it turns out,…

More on "Troopergate"

August 31, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Another piece of evidence that the "Troopergate" scandal is trumped up: The Anchorage Daily News reports "For the record, no one ever said fire Wooten. Not the governor. Not Todd. Not any of the other staff," Monegan said Friday from Portland.

Bullying on the Floor?

August 27, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

One video that's been receiving much play lately is Suzanne Malveaux's CNN interview of an upset Clinton supporter following the former first lady's speech last night. Not to get all Ghost Hunters about it, but did anyone else wonder what happened at the tail-end of that interview? The distraught…

The Fortress of Solitude Found?

August 26, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Was anyone else distracted by last night's not-so-jumbotron? It's one thing to have Michelle and the girls look up to see their father on the big screen, just as Nancy once did, waving to Ron. But the eye-level image of Barack talking with his wife and daughters made me think of those memory…

The Joy of Gymnastics

August 16, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"Here's the leader of the Chinese team, at the age of 20, Cheng Fei. She is one of the many who has been taken away from her family-not screaming and yelling out the door-but from the age of 3, and they may see their parents once a year. At one point she called her parents, said she wanted to come…

Best Lines of the Day

August 12, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Could there have been a better line in today's Washington Post op-ed section than from George F. Will's column? On ABC's "This Week," Richardson, auditioning to be Barack Obama's running mate, disqualified himself. Clinging to the Obama campaign's talking points like a drunk to a lamppost,…

I Know Nothing!

July 23, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

German authorities in Berlin are downplaying an incident earlier today in which a man drove his car through the security perimeter of the Siegessäule (Victory Column) where Barack Obama is scheduled to speak tomorrow. Reuters quotes police spokesman Bernhard Schodrowski as saying, "We don't yet…

I Know Nothing!

July 23, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

German authorities in Berlin are downplaying an incident earlier today in which a man drove his car through the security perimeter of the Siegessäule (Victory Column) where Barack Obama is scheduled to speak tomorrow. Reuters quotes police spokesman Bernhard Schodrowski as saying, "We don't yet…

Barack and the Column of Victory

July 18, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

We now know where Senator Barack Obama will be speaking in Berlin next Thursday. My source told me last night (and it has already been mentioned in Politico) that it will be at the Siegessäule (the Triumphal Column) on the Street of the 17th of June (Strasse des 17. Juni). Dedicated to Prussia's…

Barack in Berlin: Part Zwei

July 16, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Though the Obama campaign has kept the location of their candidate's Berlin speech under wraps, I hear that it will no longer be at the Gendarmenmarkt. One German journalist tells me the Obama camp has narrowed it down to two or three spots: one is the square in front of the Reichstag, a stone's…

Barack in Berlin

July 11, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A German journalist tells me Senator Barack Obama is now looking to speak at the Gendarmenmarkt in Berlin. Previously there had been rumors as to where the Democratic candidate would address his Teutonic fans. Perhaps at the Branderburg Gate where Reagan told Mr. Gorbachev to "tear down this wall"?…

McCain and The Google

June 16, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Politico, Senator Barack Obama will mention "Google" three times in a speech in Michigan today. Why? Writes Jonathan Martin, "Last week, discussing how easy it is to find information on people these days, [Senator John] McCain said, ‘You know, basically it's a Google.' He meant to…

Miss Scarlett

June 10, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Jeffrey Ressner of the Politico reports that actress Scarlett Johansson has a crush on Senator Barack Obama. "My heart belongs to Barack," she is quoted as saying. After the last ABC debate, the star of Lost in Translation emailed the candidate, praising him for his performance. Believe it or not,…

The Hot Stays Hot...

June 9, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to the Associated Press, "McDonald's said Monday it has stopped serving sliced tomatoes in its U.S. restaurants over concerns about salmonella food poisoning linked to some uncooked varieties." Hold on a second. There were tomatoes at McDonald's? I think the last time I had a tomato at…

Toilet Humor

June 3, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Agence Free Press: Toilet troubles on the International Space Station (ISS) could force Russian cosmonauts to return to Earth early, a Russian official told Interfax news agency Tuesday. "It's true, we have a problem with the flushing system. This is a serious matter," warned Vladimir…

Express Yourself

May 26, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

It's not often people have anything nice to say about their department of motor vehicles. On The Simpsons, sisters Patty and Selma, who both work at Springfield's DMV, tell their nephew Bart that some days they don't let the line move at all. "We call those days weekdays."

The Case Against Indy

May 22, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

BEFORE YOU SEND ME IRATE emails, allow me preface this by stating how thoroughly I enjoy the Indiana Jones films, most notably Raiders of the Lost Ark. But at the end of the day, does our beloved archaeologist actually "save the day"? Does he truly prevent the armies of darkness from taking over…

Numb Skulls

May 20, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Sunday night, in advance of the theatrical release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the Sci Fi Channel aired its special, Mystery of the Crystal Skulls, hosted by NBC's Lester Holt. Not knowing much about this occult subject (unlike, say, Big Foot or the Amityville Horror), I…

Exciting Investment Opportunity

May 13, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to the Financial Times, "Lycos Europe, a vestige of one of the first internet search engines, is touting itself as a possible acquisition target for a US media or telecoms group seeking scale in Europe's fragmented online markets." Note to the company that buys Lycos: I just found an…

Rethinking the War on Terror

May 6, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Philip Bobbitt, author of The Shield of Achilles, has just written a new book, Terror and Consent: The Wars for the Twenty-First Century. In it, he talks of the need to rethink our approach to the war on terror, our concept of conventional warfare, and our understanding of victory (i.e., the Geneva…

The Height of Tastelessness

April 30, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to Nedra Pickler of the Associated Press, despite the recent controversy over Barack Obama's former pastor Jeremiah Wright, the Illinois senator continues to gain on Senator Clinton in the super-delegate count. At the moment, Obama has 243 while Clinton has 263. But overall, Obama leads…

Explaining the Appeal of CNN's Election Coverage

April 23, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Do you find yourself somehow inexplicably drawn to CNN's coverage of the primaries? I do, but for months I didn't know precisely why. There was something so comforting about the format, something so familiar. Then it dawned on me: The studio set-up, the double panel of guests, the host going to…

My Bertelsmann Complex

April 18, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

According to plan, the Bertelsmann Foundation has landed in Washington and has partially taken over the ninth floor of an ultramodern office building in the heart of downtown. It's actually hard to explain the precise location of the foundation. It is technically on I Street, NW, but Mapquest will…

About Schmidt

February 25, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A good way to measure how far apart the Americans (particularly the current administration) and the Europeans are these days is by reading Helmut Schmidt's "twelve questions for the candidates" in the current Atlantic Times. The former German chancellor simply wants to know where the contenders…

Restraining Orders

February 11, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

According to A.J. Liebling, "the primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite. Without this, it is impossible to accumulate, within the allotted span, enough experience of eating to have anything worth setting down. Each day brings only two opportunities for field work, and they…

Matus: Of Senators and Presidents

February 7, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Food for thought: We've all heard before that senators don't make good presidential candidates. Think Kerry, Dole, and McGovern (not to mention those who didn't make it past the primaries like Joe Biden, Ted Kennedy, John Glenn). Governors tend to do much better (Bush, Clinton, Reagan). In fact, as…

Matus: Of Senators and Presidents

February 7, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Food for thought: We've all heard before that senators don't make good presidential candidates. Think Kerry, Dole, and McGovern (not to mention those who didn't make it past the primaries like Joe Biden, Ted Kennedy, John Glenn). Governors tend to do much better (Bush, Clinton, Reagan). In fact, as…

Matus: Man of Steele?

February 1, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At a lunch yesterday sponsored by the Hoover Institution, bestselling author and Emmy winner Shelby Steele talked about his latest book, A Bound Man: Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can't Win. When it comes to relations with whites, according to Steele, blacks can either be "bargainers"…

Matus: Man of Steele?

February 1, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

At a lunch yesterday sponsored by the Hoover Institution, bestselling author and Emmy winner Shelby Steele talked about his latest book, A Bound Man: Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can't Win. When it comes to relations with whites, according to Steele, blacks can either be "bargainers"…

Larger Than Life

January 25, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

BEGINNING THIS WEEK at the Smithsonian and elsewhere around the country, the biggest band in the world can now be seen in 3-D. At a screening last week, I took in the experience, known as U23D, at the National Museum of Natural History's IMAX theater, with a screen height of more than 60 feet.

Matus: Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose!

January 18, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the current New Republic, the editors have this to say about Mitt Romney: "He's unbearably unctuous - the Arnold Horseshack of the race, furiously waving his hand to grab the teacher's attention." An intriguing reference to the suckup student on one of my favorite sitcoms from the 1970s, Welcome…

Matus: Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose!

January 18, 2008 · Victorino Matus, Blog

In the current New Republic, the editors have this to say about Mitt Romney: "He's unbearably unctuous - the Arnold Horseshack of the race, furiously waving his hand to grab the teacher's attention." An intriguing reference to the suckup student on one of my favorite sitcoms from the 1970s, Welcome…

Crate Expectations

December 17, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Since we moved into our home last year, a secret has resided in our basement. It is a blue and black steamer trunk, and I'd never gotten around to opening it, for two reasons. One, there's a lock and no key. I've picked a few locks in my time (two, to be precise, and they were on luggage), but this…

Matus: Rick Pitino Sleeps with the Fishes

October 25, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino is in a state about the new schedule for the Big East conference, which forces his team to play Georgetown and Marquette twice and away games at Pittsburgh and Connecticut. When asked by the Washington Post's Camille Powell about his feelings toward Big…

Matus: Rick Pitino Sleeps with the Fishes

October 25, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino is in a state about the new schedule for the Big East conference, which forces his team to play Georgetown and Marquette twice and away games at Pittsburgh and Connecticut. When asked by the Washington Post's Camille Powell about his feelings toward Big…

Matus: Hollywood and the GOP

October 19, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Before we get carried away with exactly how much money Hollywoood has given to the Democratic presidential candidates, it also should be noted that H-wood gives to Republican contenders as well. Actors Kelsey Grammer and Adam Sandler have donated to the Giuliani campaign and Robert Duvall has…

Matus: Hollywood and the GOP

October 19, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Before we get carried away with exactly how much money Hollywoood has given to the Democratic presidential candidates, it also should be noted that H-wood gives to Republican contenders as well. Actors Kelsey Grammer and Adam Sandler have donated to the Giuliani campaign and Robert Duvall has…

Ajami on Iraq

October 11, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

Earlier today, Arab scholar Fouad Ajami spoke in very candid terms about the situation in Iraq, which he's visited eight times. He is also one of the few Westerners to meet with Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani. The lunch, sponsored by the Hoover Institution, allowed members of the media, including the…

The Truth Is Out There

October 8, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Every now and then, when I pause to reflect on our ever-changing world, I wonder whatever happened to Bigfoot. Weren't we supposed to have found him by now? A television series from the late 1970s claimed that man's continual expansion into the wilderness would eventually bring us face to face with…

A Game of Inches

September 27, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's not even 2008, but for John McCain's presidential campaign, you get the sense that it's already the fourth quarter. McCain is near the endzone but time is running out. Can he make it to overtime or will the senator get sacked at the one yard line? Why all the football metaphors? It must be…

A Game of Inches

September 27, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

It's not even 2008, but for John McCain's presidential campaign, you get the sense that it's already the fourth quarter. McCain is near the endzone but time is running out. Can he make it to overtime or will the senator get sacked at the one yard line? Why all the football metaphors? It must be…

Bam!

August 20, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

At almost any given hour on any given day, a food show is being aired on your television. It could be a reality-based series in which very qualified executive and sous-chefs compete for $100,000, or a reality-based series in which mildly talented cooks vie for the prize of their own cooking show,…

La Neo-Cosa Nostra

May 7, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

So my colleague Mike Goldfarb calls me this afternoon and the first thing he asks is what do I make of Carmela Soprano reading Rebel-in-Chief by THE WEEKLY STANDARD's own Fred Barnes. I warned him not to read too much into this--some of us are still trying to understand the deeper significance of…

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

May 7, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Finally joining the high-definition television community, I've come to enjoy several channels in HD, including HBO, ESPN, Discovery, and National Geographic. Not that everything in HD is ideal, mind you. (Here, I am thinking of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Joakim Noah, and anything on Cinemax…

Family Ties

April 5, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THANKS TO THE kind folks at HBO, I was able to get a sneak peek at the first two episodes of The Sopranos' final season. By the end of the second episode, "Stage 5," I could hardly believe what had transpired. Who would have guessed that Tony would cooperate with the feds after the untimely death…

Fred Thompson:A Presidential Primer

March 22, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IF FRED THOMPSON were to become our next president, what would he be like? Where would he stand on the issues? Although the former Tennessee senator has yet to declare, support for a Thompson candidacy is steadily growing. The Draft Fred Thompson President '08 website (fred08.com) is already up and…

I'll Take Manhattan

March 12, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

A coworker once gave me a cartoon featuring two guys at a bar, one saying to the other: "When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Civilization' and Its Contents

February 26, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

If you think the first videogame ever made was Pong in 1972, guess again. If you think it was Spacewar!, a 1962 concoction of the MIT Tech Model Railroad Club, you are also wrong. The answer is Tennis for Two, designed by William A. Higinbotham, a physicist at the Brookhaven National Laboratory on…

Dead and Buried

January 4, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Blog

RELATIVELY SPEAKING, Saddam got off easy. The execution of the former Iraqi dictator was carried out with little fanfare. He was defiant to the end, saying, "Iraq without me is nothing," though he did look frightened. He refused a hood, which was then wrapped around his neck like a scarf. There…

Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood

January 1, 2007 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

In 1926, the Michelin guide to restaurants began using star ratings to separate exceptional eateries from the mediocre. That system is still in use today. One star merits a drop-in, provided it is on your way. Two stars, according to the guide, denotes "excellent cooking and worth a detour." And…

Here's the beef

November 20, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

Putting Meat on the

Don't Have a Cow

November 17, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THOSE OF US WHO ENJOY a thick, juicy steak know full well how it got to our plate. We know that at some point in time, a cow was fed, then slaughtered, and finally shipped to our local grocer or restaurant. But how often do we think about the process by which that cow is turned into a steak or…

And They Said It Wouldn't Last

November 13, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

AFTER GERMANY'S election debacle in September 2005, when none of the major parties had enough support to govern alone or with a junior partner, the Christian Democrats and Social Democrats agreed to work together for only the second time in postwar history. That such a Grand Coalition occurs rarely…

What Are Friends For?

July 24, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Blog

FIRST CAME THE INFORMALITIES: After spending some 30 minutes alone with Germany's new chancellor Angela Merkel last January, President Bush announced to a delegation that from now on, "I'm George and she's Angela." Then came more hugs and kisses in Washington this past May and, two weeks ago, in…

Terminal Case

July 17, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Standing by the baggage carousel at Dulles airport the other week, I started to get that sinking feeling. Only a few pieces of luggage remained unclaimed. The passengers I recognized from my flight had disappeared. New people stood next to me, but eventually they, too, left. Then the carousel…

Man About the House

May 29, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

AS A RECENT COLLEGE GRADUATE, I had the typical young-male fantasy of what my first adult residence should be like. But even I knew that living upstairs from a bar could have lethal consequences. So I decided my first apartment should merely be located near a good bar, within walking (or crawling)…

Baghdad ER

May 19, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Blog

WHEN WATCHING Baghdad ER, it is important to remind yourself that it's been worse. For every soldier instantly killed in combat during the Civil War, two died in the hospital from battlefield injuries. It is also important to put into perspective the number of fatalities suffered by the United…

One Shining Moment

April 10, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

LAST WEEK I CAUGHT UP with my old college housemates. It had been several months since I'd spoken with them, and, as it turns out, much is going on in their lives. One is dating a girl he plans to marry. The wife of another is about to give birth to their second child. And a third just got engaged…

Future Shock

February 23, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE has given millions of dollars to a company you've never heard of in order to fund something called Project M, whose aim is "The Use of Modern Sensing and Actuation Technologies Coupled With High Speed Processing to Control Complex Dynamic Systems." In English, this means…

Angela in America

January 30, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

THE PLAN WAS THIS: When the visiting German delegation arrived at the White House on January 13, Chancellor Angela Merkel and President Bush would spend the first 30 minutes alone, sans interpreter, in the Oval Office. "Her English is just okay," said one European diplomat. Afterward, the remaining…

Managing Expectations

January 6, 2006 · Victorino Matus, Blog

NEXT WEEK, Angela Merkel arrives in Washington to meet with President Bush for the first time in her new role as chancellor of Germany. As the Atlantic Times put it, she is "the most powerful woman in the German-speaking region since Maria Theresa (1717-1780)." The visit is long overdue.

Fat Chance

November 14, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

YEARS AGO I WAS UTTERLY despondent over the state of American cuisine. A diet frenzy gripped the nation. Supermarket aisles were chock-full of low-fat variants of all that was good and pure--namely, foods made with butter. But then the pendulum began to swing, thanks in part to the late Dr. Robert…

A Not-so-grand Coalition

October 24, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

THESE ARE HISTORIC TIMES FOR Germany. Angela Merkel is set to become the nation's first female chancellor. She'll also be the first chancellor from the former East Germany. So how excited are her constituents? "She's a cold fish," says one of her fellow Christian Democrats (who asked to remain…

Dutch Treat

July 25, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

YEARS AGO, A SCIENTIFIC study of the Eskimos of Greenland concluded that a diet rich in fish oils could help reduce the risk of heart disease. This, in turn, led to a surge in demand for fatty fish like wild salmon. It's a shame scientists haven't done a separate study on the people of the…

The Merkel Manual

June 13, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

FRIEDBERT PFLÜGER COULD BARELY CONTAIN himself. It was last April when I asked the foreign policy spokesman for Germany's Christian Democratic/Christian Social Union opposition alliance about elections taking place the following month in North Rhine-Westphalia. "The Social Democrats have governed…

Und so weiter

June 10, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Blog

HERE ARE A FEW THOUGHTS to ponder regarding Germany's descent into political kaos:

Clash of Civilization

May 2, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

I RECENTLY ADMITTED TO MY wife that I'm battling an addiction. The terrible irony of it is that she was the one who put me in temptation's path. Ever since she introduced me to Sid Meier, I've been hooked on Civilization, a computer game he created in 1991.

Fischer Weighs In

April 25, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

ACCORDING TO WELL-PLACED German sources, the rumors swirling around foreign minister Joschka Fischer are true. He has, in fact, gained a lot of weight. "Have you seen him lately?" asked one German politician. "He is huge!"

Bunker Mentality

March 11, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IMAGINE WHAT A FILM about the fall of Berlin would look like if it were produced by Roland Emmerich (Godzilla) and directed by Michael Bay (Armageddon). Maybe Liv Tyler could play the secretary, Traudl Junge. Ben Affleck could be SS doctor Ernst-Günther Schenck, trying to save the lives of hundreds…

Spinning Marine One

February 7, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE'S SOMETHING ALLURING about flying in a private jet, even if you're sitting backwards, crammed alongside other reporters. Maybe it's because you walk directly onto the tarmac, up the stairs to the Lear, no lines and no need to remove your shoes. Maybe it's the leather chairs and wood paneling.…

Welcome to the Jungle

January 14, 2005 · Victorino Matus, Blog

REALITY SHOWS regularly feature contestants eating maggots, swimming with snakes, and jumping off cliffs. But none has ended in people tearing one another apart, limb from limb, the victors feasting on the flesh of the losers. This might happen next season but in the meantime, there's the National…

Satellite Saved the Radio Star

November 15, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

IT WAS ONCE BELIEVED that the rise of television would lead to the demise of radio. True, you no longer see families gathered around an oversized wood-paneled box, eagerly awaiting the next episode of Amos 'n' Andy. (And a good thing too.) But radio nevertheless survived, and even thrived, by…

The Battle for New Jersey

October 18, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

YOU MIGHT THINK with more electoral votes than Wisconsin, Iowa, or Missouri, and with local polls showing the president narrowly trailing his Democratic opponent, that New Jersey would by now have played host to both George W. Bush and John Kerry. In fact, neither man has stumped there, or even…

From Good to Great

September 20, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

AS FAR BACK as I can remember, I always wondered why there was no remastered DVD of Goodfellas. It was bad enough knowing there exists a special edition of The Godfather Part III. And yet the only version available of Martin Scorsese's mob masterpiece was a disc so primitive you had to flip it over…

Take Me to Your Agent

August 16, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

EVERY TIME I pass my lefty neighbors' car, there seems to be a new bumper sticker plastered on the back of it. There are anti-Bush slogans like "Hail to the Thief," "The Emperor Has No Brains," "John Ashcroft: The Best Attorney General the NRA Can Buy," and "Dump Dubya," as well as "Boycott Kraft"…

Garden Stateof Mind

August 6, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

ASK ANYONE not from New Jersey what they know about the state, and you're bound to hear of the Sopranos, the Turnpike (what exit?), and pollution. Listen to anyone from New Jersey and you will hear the same response: There's more to it than that. Why, there are the over one million acres of natural…

Bruce Almighty

July 14, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IN GOLF, there are two chronic afflictions. One is the yips and the other the shanks. I occasionally suffer from the latter when the extreme heel of my club sends the ball off on a 90 degree angle, placing whoever is standing to the right of me in jeopardy. My father recently escaped one of my…

The Truth Behind "LSD"

June 9, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE'S NO QUESTIONING the importance of covering the passing of Ronald Reagan--a man whose impact on America and the world was profound. Plus it's been more than 30 years since the capital has seen a presidential funeral. But such historic moments have a habit of overshadowing news that, under…

Mandate in Manila

May 19, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A WEEK since the election for president of the Philippines was held and the results are nowhere near official. Not that anyone has demanded a recount (yet) or there's any dispute over chads. And it's not because the courts have intervened. In fact, this waiting game is perfectly…

Big Mac Attacked

May 7, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE'S NO QUESTION that America is getting fatter by the day. According to the Centers for Disease Control, next to smoking, poor diet and physical inactivity are the leading causes of preventable death in this country. Two out of three adults and 37 percent of children are considered to be…

Things Fall Apart

May 3, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

APRIL 24 WAS WITHOUT DOUBT the closest the island of Cyprus has come to being one nation in the last thirty years. Turkish and Greek Cypriots voted on a proposal by U.N. secretary general Kofi Annan designed to reunify the Turkish Republic of North Cyprus (recognized only by Turkey) with the rest…

Potpourri

April 21, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

JUST WHEN MCDONALD'S finally gets its act together--its stock price went from $16 to $30 and same-store sales experienced positive earnings for 11 consecutive months--the man responsible for the miraculous turnaround, 60-year-old CEO Jim Cantalupo, died of an apparent and sudden heart attack on…

Are You Loving It?

March 31, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A BLOCK FROM MY APARTMENT BUILDING in northwest Washington, there was a McDonald's restaurant that catered to the elderly, a few homeless, and tourists from the nearby zoo. The wait was long and the service slow. There might have been only two or three employees in the kitchen putting all the…

Schily Season

March 29, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

"Terrorism is a propagandistic stereotype and nothing else. . . . 'Terrorists' are what Goebbels called the Russian partisans and the French resistance. . . . 'Terrorists' are what one calls the Iranians who fight against an authoritarian regime in Iran, the Vietnamese who fought against the French…

Hoya Liberation Day

March 18, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

JUST STOP. IT'S OVER. FORGET ABOUT IT. There's always next year. For college basketball fanatics, today is when it all ends. The beauty of your brackets marred by upsets or upsets that never happened. Will Mississippi State beat Duke? Probably. Georgia Tech over Kentucky? Maybe. Connecticut over…

Go East!

February 27, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THESE DAYS IT IS HARD TO TELL that Berlin was a divided city. There's hardly a trace of the Wall left, save for a block strip. On Potsdamer Platz, once known as a no-man's-land with concrete barriers and barbed wire, there's a Starbucks, McDonald's, and an Eddie Bauer. In the heart of the platz is…

Save Our Steak

February 23, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

EVERY SO OFTEN, an item on a menu that has been a constant for years will suddenly vanish. You might still be able to order it by special request, but sooner or later you will ask yourself, Whatever happened to the Waldorf salad? What happened is it became extinct. In "Kitchen Confidential," chef…

Springtime for Friedrich

February 6, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

SAY THIS about John Kerry: At least his grandfather wasn't a Nazi. For all the oppo research that will be done on him, having a Fascist relative is something that probably won't come up. Which is not the case for some politicians in Germany, where 60 years later, questions about a family's past…

It's All in Your Head

February 2, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

EVERY SO OFTEN I engage in an exercise in futility known as The Search for New Eyeglasses. It's not that I'm picky or that I have a hard-to-fill prescription. Rather, I just can't seem to find a pair that fits. Even before resting the glasses on my nose, I'll notice myself stretching the frame to…

"Undesirable Aliens"

January 7, 2004 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LAST MONTH two American brothers, Michael Ray Stubbs, 55, and Jamil Daud Mujahid, 56, were arrested by Philippine authorities just south of Manila in the town of Tanza. Philippine Naval intelligence had been tracking their movements and allegedly caught the two interacting with "known leaders of…

Al Qaeda in Asia

November 10, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LITTLE MENTIONED in recent reports on the war on terror were the arrests last September of two men linked to al Qaeda. What makes these arrests particularly interesting is that they happened in Mindanao, an island in the southern Philippines. Jasem Alhasan, a Kuwaiti, was detained along with a…

Terror in the Aisles

October 23, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"WE'VE COME TO RUSSIA'S CAPITAL CITY to stop the war or die here for Allah. . . . I swear to Allah, we desire death more than you want life." These words, spoken by Chechen terrorist Movsar Barayev, open "Terror in Moscow," a grim and stomach-churning look at the Moscow theater hostage crisis of…

What Europe Really Thinks of Us

October 20, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN nor heat nor gloom of a hurricane can keep me away from a press breakfast at the Ritz-Carlton. And so it was, on the morning of the day Hurricane Isabel was poised to strike our nation's capital, that I found myself alone in an oak-paneled room waiting to meet Wolfgang…

Brothers of the Disappeared

September 25, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IT WAS A YEAR AGO this month that North Korea, in the midst of normalization talks with Japan, dropped a major bombshell: During the late 1970s, North Korean agents infiltrated Japan's west coast and abducted 11 men and women--though Kim Jong Il claims he knew nothing about it at the time. "I…

I'm Just Wild About Gary

August 13, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

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Hit Me Again

August 6, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR since my last trip to Sin City, which featured high-stakes blackjack, Wayne Newton, and a bachelor party for a friend who later broke off his engagement (what a deal for him!). But it's been an even longer spell since my last visit to that shining city by the sea known as…

Bringing Out the Dead

July 31, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

GIVE THE UNITED STATES military some credit. After wiping out Saddam Hussein's sons, Uday and Qusay, with a barrage of small-arms fire and TOW missiles, they not only put their bodies on display--they made them look presentable (after those initial photos that could have appeared in Fangoria). No,…

Metal Storm: Rise of the Machines

July 16, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A FEW WEEKS AGO, in between segments about a robot that helps dig through rubble and a mosquito-zapper made by a high schooler at a science fair, CNN's Fredricka Whitfield had this tidbit to offer: "An Australian inventor has come up with a gun that fires a million rounds per minute. It's called…

Scenes from an Italian Conference

June 18, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, last week was "Transatlantic Week," in which several conferences devoted to U.S.-European relations occurred simultaneously. The Washington Post's David Ignatius covered one in Berlin where the presence of Richard Perle, aka The Prince of Darkness, probably led some to…

Shoulder to Shoulder

June 2, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

WHILE DOZENS of world leaders have come to Washington to meet President Bush, only three have been accorded all the ruffles and flourishes of an official state visit--Mexico's Vicente Fox, Aleksander Kwasniewski of Poland, and, just last week, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines. Besides the…

Holocaust Soldiers

May 28, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

NOT THAT WE BASE OUR IMPRESSIONS on life in a German POW camp entirely on "Hogan's Heroes," but there is an understanding that life in a stalag wasn't nearly as bad as life, say, under the Japanese. Roughly 4 percent of Americans died in German and Italian camps while a staggering 27 percent died…

The GROM Factor

May 8, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IT CAME AS A SURPRISE to many when the U.S. postwar plans for Iraq were finally revealed. Like Gaul, Iraq would be divided into three parts: an American zone, a British zone, and a Polish zone. But what role did Poland play during the war? It turns out a very important one--albeit one that was kept…

The Horse I Rode in on

May 5, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

THE FIRST LEG of my trip to Costa Rica was exactly as I'd envisioned it: I ate a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, and gallo pinto (black beans and rice), followed by nine holes of golf at one of the premier courses in Central America. My friends and I then lunched poolside and returned to the…

Evil on the Run

April 13, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I'm not talking about the future of Iraqi democracy, the state of Iraq's economy, or who will be its next leader. But rather, what happens to the old leader and the 54 other thugs now listed on a deck of cards to assist coalition troops in the manhunt? Where do they go, what…

Return of the Gurkhas

April 8, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

YOU WOULDN'T WANT to be a defender of Saddam's regime right about now. Not only is the country teeming with coalition regulars, but also a vast and deadly array of the world's elite special forces. We're not just talking about the Green Berets. There's the Delta Force, Navy SEALs, and the…

On Supply Lines

March 28, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"THE HISTORY OF WAR proves that nine out of ten times an army has been destroyed because its supply lines have been cut off." General Douglas MacArthur said this in 1950 before his landing at Inchon during the Korean War. It's a thought that is definitely on the minds of Tommy Franks, Richard…

Happy Trials

March 24, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM when I had the chance. Now I'm f--d!" said the man as he was driven away in a squad car. He used to spend his mornings at a methadone clinic, but not any more. Not after being charged with stabbing a man in the thigh. He claims the reason he was carrying a knife in his…

Gone, But Not Forgotten

March 12, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

TERUAKI MASUMOTO is a 48-year-old tuna department manager at the Tohto Suisan Company in Tokyo, Japan. He's soft-spoken and was a bit weary-eyed from traveling when I met him in Washington last week. For more than 20 years, Masumoto has had to live without knowing what happened to his sister the…

The Decline and Fall of the Hoya Nation

February 20, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

CALL IT wishful thinking (or the fact that I attended the school), but I was sort of hoping that the Georgetown Hoyas would do to Pittsburgh, Notre Dame, and Syracuse what they did to a foreign team in an exhibition game last November. Back then, the mighty Hoyas crushed Latvia Select like the Red…

Dropping the E-bomb

February 5, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

AS MARK THOMPSON of Time magazine writes, "Every war has its wonder weapon." And in an upcoming war against Iraq, we are told to "get ready to meet the high-power microwave." The way Thompson describes it, the "HPM" sounds almost too good to be true: They "fry the sophisticated computers and…

The Thin Green Line

January 16, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Blog

[img nocaption float="right" width="738" height="377" render="<%photoRenderType%>"]8834[/img] WITH NORTH KOREA AND IRAQ dominating the headlines, you might have missed the news from Cyprus. Now before you hit that back button let me explain why this matters, and not just to Greeks and Turks.

What Are the Odds?

January 13, 2003 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

LAST WEEK, my favorite ailing team, the Washington Redskins, finally defeated the Dallas Cowboys, their most hated rival in the NFC. Not that you can call it a rivalry--Dallas had beaten the Redskins ten times in a row over the last five years. But still there was much to celebrate. Retiring…

Ganged Up

December 20, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THE FIRST THING you need to remember when going into a Martin Scorsese film is that it'll probably be long. Get food and drink. Go to the bathroom. Wear comfortable clothing. In fact, the last movie Scorsese made under 2 hours was released in 1986 ("The Color of Money," at 119 minutes). Ever since…

All The Wrong Moves

December 16, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

THREE YEARS AGO, I wrote in this space about a post-Thanksgiving football game my high school friends and I play every year. I bragged about how we ruthlessly tackled each other to the ground without any padding or protection, and scoffed at the idea of one day switching to two-hand touch or even…

Blazing Saddles

December 12, 2002 · Pop Culture, Victorino Matus, Blog

MARVEL COMICS IS ON A ROLL. First there was the blockbuster "X-Men" movie that generated almost $300 million worldwide. Then came "Spider-Man," which grossed more than $800 million. Coming in February, Ben Affleck will star in "Daredevil." In that same month, Marvel will be bringing back to comic…

Dollar-Menu Death Wish

December 3, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE ARE MANY REASONS to be mad at fast food giant McDonald's. For starters, there was the decision, in the early 90s, to switch from deep frying its french fries in tasty beef tallow to 100 percent vegetable oil (something I've lamented before). Then there was the more recent switch from its…

Pal Joey

November 20, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

YOU REMEMBER HIM for a sleazy character he played on screen. Or the street tough with the wise-ass attitude. Or the weasel you never trusted. He's always "that guy."

Who Lost New Jersey?

November 6, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

EXACTLY TWENTY YEARS AGO, Frank Lautenberg first ran for public office. He was a sprightly 58 at the time, a successful businessman who came to the rescue of a Democratic party whose senior senator was embroiled in controversy and forced to step down. Back then, it was Senator Harrison Williams's…

Children of a Lesser Godfather

November 4, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

THERE WAS A GENUINE Kodak moment last week in Game 3 of the World Series. Baseball great Willie Mays threw out the opening pitch to Barry Bonds. What made it so special was that Mays is Bonds's godfather. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, seeing them play catch together and afterwards fondly…

Rack Focus

November 1, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

BEFORE I EVEN BEGIN my review, let me preface it by saying there's no way I can avoid the occasional use of explicit sexual language that may make some readers uncomfortable or upset. "Auto Focus" is, after all, about Bob Crane, and it doesn't exactly focus on the man's acting career, but rather on…

Bad Attitude Baraka

October 10, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

MAYBE it's all Christie Whitman's fault. After all, it was under her stewardship as governor of New Jersey that the idea of a state poet laureate was first hatched. But how could she have known in April 2000 that the innocuous role of poet laureate would fall under intense scrutiny? Back then, the…

The Best of Times, the Wurst of Times

September 24, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I REMEMBER the last election party I attended, two years ago. It was at the home of a colleague. When news came that Florida went to Gore, I knew it was over and asked the host (a serious mixologist) to fix me one of his classic martinis. But suddenly, news came that Florida had swung back to Bush.…

Wild Kabul

September 13, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

EVER WONDER what happens to a zoo during a war? Probably not, which makes National Geographic Channel's "Kabul Zoo Rescue" so intriguing. Media coverage of a war tends to focus, naturally, on human suffering. But it doesn't make the plight of animals--especially those in cages who depend on humans…

An "Apparent" Suicide

September 10, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LAST SUNDAY on "Meet the Press," as Vice President Dick Cheney answered Tim Russert's questions about Iraq, Halliburton, and his political future, one thing was mentioned that deserves further exploration:

Live and Let Sing

August 27, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LAST JUNE, I wrote about how it seemed wrong for Paul McCartney to perform Beatles songs in concert. Herewith are a few reader responses, clarifications, and an update.

Sign Me Up

August 2, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

WHY DO WE want to scare ourselves? Why do we drag ourselves to a theater, first wanting to be frightened, and then acting as if someone had kidnapped us, strapped us in, and forced our eyelids open, a la "Clockwork Orange"? It's strange that the definition of "entertainment" includes being…

No, We're Not That Family

July 29, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

ITALIAN-AMERICANS are speaking out. They are complaining about a stereotype they just can't stand. One that they find inaccurate and misleading. One that is constantly shown on television, much to their disgust. They are unhappy. They are at their wit's end. They are fed up.

The Scharping Image

July 23, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LAST APRIL I was going to write a story about German defense minister Rudolf Scharping after hearing him speak at the New Atlantic Initiative here in Washington. Scharping, a former chairman of the SPD (the German Socialist party), talked about the war against terrorism, cooperation between the…

Whither the Fry?

July 11, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

BACK IN THE '70s and '80s, the only thing that could stop me from eating those delicious McDonald's french fries was the Hamburglar (while his accomplice Grimace was out stealing shakes). But in the early '90s, health concerns led to a switch from frying with hearty beef tallow to vegetable oil,…

Offside with the Germans

June 21, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THURSDAY, JUNE 20--It is National Day at the embassy of Luxembourg. I wouldn't miss it for the world. For those of you who may not know, Luxembourg is a country less than a thousand square miles in area (slightly smaller than Rhode Island) with a population of roughly 440,000. It's wedged in…

The Last Don

June 12, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THE MOST MEMORABLE SCENE in "Goodfellas" is the brutal killing of Billy Batts. It starts in 1970 at the Suite Nite Club where Batts, a "made" guy in the Gambino family, is celebrating his return from prison. Everyone seems to be having a grand time when Tommy DeVito struts in with his girl. DeVito…

War Crimes

June 10, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

Nuremberg The Reckoning by William F. Buckley Jr. Harcourt, 366 pp., $25 William F. Buckley Jr. A Bibliography edited by William F. Meehan III ISI, 250 pp., $29.95 EVEN THE NAME of Nuremberg has a frightening ring. The medieval city was home to princes, painters, and the Meistersingers. But in the…

All You Need Is Paul

June 6, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

TOPPING OFF FESTIVITIES at Buckingham Palace this past weekend in celebration of Queen Elizabeth II's fifty years on the throne was a rock 'n' roll extravaganza featuring the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Ricky Martin, and Aretha Franklin, just to name a few. But no doubt the…

Hit Me

May 22, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

ONE REASON to visit Las Vegas: cheap tables. At dozens of casinos on and off the Strip you can find blackjack with $5 minimums. At Casino Royale (which looks nothing like the casino in the movie), there are even dollar tables. More astounding, there are a few casinos like the Rio that offer $5…

Cyprus and the Turks

May 14, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

RADEK SIKORSKI, the former deputy foreign minister of Poland and now head of the New Atlantic Initiative, recently pointed out to me that "there are no more contentious subjects in the world than the Middle East, Kashmir, Northern Ireland, and Cyprus." Unfortunately, he told me too late.

Breakfast mit Joschka

May 2, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

I'M ABOUT to make a stereotypical remark, so bear with me: I was running late to a press breakfast yesterday morning--by five minutes. Normally, this isn't a big deal since there's a ten minute lag time for late-comers and media-types who love gabbing in the foyers before getting dragged into a…

Selling Cyprus

April 24, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IT ALL STARTED with an invitation to a dinner at the home of the Cypriot ambassador. It's not everyday one gets to go to an ambassador's house, so how could I refuse? Of course, I'm not one to pass up on fine dining no matter where or for what reason. In fact, I supped at the Iraqi mission last…

The Prussians Are Coming!

April 10, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS, there's been talk in Germany about merging the state of Brandenburg with the city-state of Berlin (imagine a merging of Maryland and the District of Columbia, but not as bad). Most estimates expect the "fusion" of the two entities to take place by 2006. It's a reasonable…

Confessions of a Carnivore

March 26, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

SIX YEARS AGO, I lamented the fact that, because of the pressures exerted by the dieting community, McDonald's had changed the recipe for its apple pie. What once was a deep-fried, golden crust containing generous chunks of apple in a molten-hot, syrupy sweet filling became a dried-up, baked casket…

Shear Agony

March 25, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

A GOOD BARBER is hard to find. Sometimes when you do find the right guy, one of you ends up moving away. Other times, you decide the person just isn't that good and so you look for someone new. This is where it gets tricky. When you get your hair cut by the same person every few weeks, you don't…

Sucking the Oxygen Out of a Cave

March 12, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

LAST NOVEMBER, during the heady days of Operation Enduring Freedom, the U.S. military dropped a 15,000-pound bomb known as a Daisy Cutter on Taliban positions in Afghanistan. The bomb flattened everything in sight for roughly 600 yards. But while the Daisy Cutter's blast occurred above ground,…

Our Allies in Asia

February 28, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A CONSTANT WORRY about American forces overseas is that we will overstay our welcome, that the host country will tire of us, that eventually, with enough protests and demonstrations and effigies burned, we will be forced out. It's happened plenty of times in countries from Europe to the Middle East…

Eating the World

February 25, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

"DISGUSTING." "Obscene." "Gross." Those are just a few words people have used to describe "Glutton Bowl #1: The World's Greatest Eating Competition," which aired on Fox last Thursday. Contestants were challenged to eat bowls of mayonnaise, sticks of butter, and "Rocky Mountain Oysters," and the…

Taking Dictation to a Whole New Level

February 15, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

TRAUDL JUNGE had a solid resume. She was a journalist at Quick magazine, a freelance writer and editor, and even a technical adviser for a movie. But most of all, she was a secretary with almost superhuman skills at typing and dictation. And she was very good at following orders--a boss's dream…

The Real McBain

February 6, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE WAS a time once when I wouldn't miss an Arnold Schwarzenegger film for all the world. I loved his narrow escapes from the jaws of death: diving into a pool as flames chased after him, or jumping out of a plane and pulling the ripcord at the very last second. I loved his self-deprecation. But…

Making Terrorists Talk

January 29, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IN A STUNNING article in the Washington Post magazine entitled "Bust and Boom," Matt Brzezinski reports on a terrorist plot in the Philippines that was foiled by Manila police in January 1995. Authorities had been notified about a fire alarm going off in an apartment complex and decided to check it…

The President, the Pretzel, and Mama Cass

January 22, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THERE ARE a great many obvious reasons to be thankful the president is alive and well and not another victim of death-by-choking. But one lesser reason to rejoice is that, had things taken a turn for the worse, we would never have heard the end of it from conspiracy buffs. Think about it. Even with…

The Philippine Front

January 14, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

WHILE MANY OF US were enjoying our Christmas turkeys and toasting the New Year, two Americans spent the holidays deep in the jungles of the Philippines, their bodies malnourished, their mouths covered with sores, on the verge of mental breakdown, and led around on leashes by terrorists. It is now…

O Gurkha, Where Art Thou?

January 8, 2002 · Victorino Matus, Blog

WHEN I LAST reported on the Gurkhas, the elite Nepalese warriors in the service of the British army, there was much anticipation that they would be unleashed on the Taliban. After all, about 150 Gurkhas happened to be in nearby Oman performing joint military exercises at the time of the September…

They'll Be Home for Christmas

December 17, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS, the Philippine military has intensified its campaign against Abu Sayyaf, the Islamic separatist group holding three hostages, two of them American, deep in the jungles of Basilan island. There are currently 7,000 soldiers on Basilan, roughly 600 miles south of Manila, and…

Oceans Apart

December 7, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

IF YOU'RE WONDERING just how cool "Ocean's Eleven," Warner Brothers' remake of the 1960 Rat Pack film, is, simply go to their website. Everything you need to know before watching the movie (or writing a review) can be found here. You can spend hours going through videos, trailers, interviews, and…

Al Qaeda's Filipino Branch Office

November 26, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

LAST MAY IN THE PHILIPPINES, a terrorist group with links to Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda network abducted 20 people from a hotel resort on Palawan island. Three of them were Americans. In June, one of the Americans, Guillermo Sobero of California, was blindfolded and led away with his hands tied.…

Where Terrorists Go to "Lie Low"

November 20, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

YESTERDAY MORNING on the island of Jolo in the southern Philippines, 200 Muslim separatists laid siege to an army outpost. The attackers, however, were not part of Abu Sayyaf, the terrorist group currently holding two Americans hostage. They were supporters of the much larger Moro National…

Big Bombs Are Best

November 9, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

THIS PAST WEEK during a massive nighttime aerial bombardment near Kabul, the Al Jazeera network caught on video an enormous, fiery-red mushroom cloud with flames reaching 1,000 feet into the air.

Killing Massoud

November 5, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

WITH ANTI-TALIBAN FORCES still unable to rally behind one leader, the death of Ahmed Shah Massoud becomes all the more lamentable. Massoud, known as the Lion of the Panjshir, headed the Northern Alliance until his murder nearly two months ago. By now, the Alliance and its struggle against the…

Nostradamus: The True Hollywood Story

October 24, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

BY NOW YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD the e-mail hoax about the Arab who warned his girlfriend not to be in New York on September 11 and not to be in a mall on Halloween. You've heard about the thousands of Jews who did not show up to work at the World Trade Center on the day of the attacks (thus pointing…

Unleash the Gurkhas

October 12, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS, the British army and navy have been conducting joint exercises in the sultanate of Oman. The operation is called Swift Sword II, and by happy coincidence, it happens to put 23,000 British soldiers in the vicinity of Afghanistan. Many of them are now expecting to take part…

Just When You Thought You Were Out...

October 2, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Blog

OCTOBER 9, 2001, is a day many Americans are waiting for with bated breath. No, it isn't the date for an attack against Afghanistan (some of us hope that would come sooner). It is, instead, the DVD release of one of the greatest movies of all time: The Godfather Part II. (Oh, the joy of finding an…

JUNKET SCIENCE

February 19, 2001 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Last week, I was on assignment in Berlin, courtesy of the German Marshall Fund of the United States. I'd agreed to write a piece on Berlin ten years after the fall of communism, a serious investigation into the identity crisis Berliners are suffering as they enter the 21st century.

IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE

December 25, 2000 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

Most people's idea of getting away from it all is to vacation on some Caribbean island, go on a cruise, get a tan. But my favorite getaway is upstate New York in the bitter cold of December. In Schoharie County, way up in the Catskill Mountains, sits a log cabin my friend Steve's grandfather built…

The Media Mob vs. Cuban-Americans

May 8, 2000 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

THE SAGA OF ELIAN GONZALEZ has been a gripping one for everyone, it would seem, except members of the press. They have almost universally loathed the story, reserving special contempt for Cuban-Americans. Thomas Friedman, for one, could barely contain himself last week. In fact, he didn't: "Yup, I…

The Slanderers of Cuban-Americans

April 17, 2000 · Victorino Matus, Magazine

THE AGE WHEN politicians and journalists publicly denounced entire ethnic groups as "a bunch of wackos" or "crazies" or possessing a "mob" mentality is long gone, right? Not if the group in question is Cuban-Americans. It's been open season on Cuban-Americans ever since they took the lead in trying…

TEAM MCDONALD'S

November 29, 1999 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

For most people, New Year's and birthdays are the annual events that remind us we're getting older. Another year, another birthday. But for me, that prompting comes in the form of football. Not the kind you watch, the kind you play.

Cold Warriors

November 15, 1999 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

The end of the century has been a good thing for the publishing industry. Indeed, 1999 could be called the Year of Lists, bombarding us with catalogues of the century's best books, best movies, best advertisements, and so on -- and on and on.

OLD KING KOHL

July 19, 1999 · Victorino Matus, Blog

A journalist once asked Helmut Kohl if he ever spent sleepless nights thinking about history, and the German chancellor responded, "When I get up at night, I'm not thinking about history, but about plundering the refrigerator." At six feet four and over three hundred pounds, he gave an answer that…

JANE'S LOVERS

May 17, 1999 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

All military buffs start innocently enough. Once upon a time, for instance, there was a boy who loved toy sailboats:

THE POOR MAN'S VIAGRA

April 26, 1999 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

At Bar Betico Mata in Turrialba, the beer is cheap, the cuisine is hearty, and the service is congenial. But I don't think they take American Express. Actually, I don't think they take Visa either. They might not even take U.S. dollars. At Bar Betico Mata, you won't find too many people speaking…

SAVED BY THE BEASTS

September 21, 1998 · Victorino Matus, Casual, Magazine

When people from my state are asked where we're from, we always answer, "Jersey." A cab driver once tried to pin me down on this. Bostonians, Chicagoans, and New Yorkers all name their city proudly, he said, even if they're really from Brookline or Libertyville or Westchester Country. What's wrong…

DEAR DAUGHTER, DEAR DAD

September 7, 1998 · Victorino Matus, Magazine, Books and Arts

When it comes to American Catholics now in their twenties and thirties, the words "well grounded in the faith" do not spring immediately to mind. We are, for the most part, an astonishingly undereducated generation, calling ourselves Catholic -- or "culturally Catholic," or "raised Catholic," or…