Literary Critic and Book Reviewer

Stefan Beck

24 articles 2007–2018

Stefan Beck is a literary critic and essayist who contributed book reviews and cultural criticism to The Weekly Standard from 2007 to 2018. His wide-ranging pieces covered topics in literature, education, and contemporary culture. He has also written for publications including the New Criterion and the Wall Street Journal.

Time on the Inside

June 29, 2018 · Books & Arts, Fiction, novel

Stefan Beck reviews Rachel Kushner’s ‘The Mars Room,’ a novel that probes the soul-warping effects of prison life.

Kiddie Con Man

December 8, 2017 · Books, Books and Art, children

Of the many things that a young fellow, barely knee-high to a grasshopper, might aspire to be when he grows up, one that doesn’t often come to mind is “grifter.” Yet in my early 20s, intoxicated by the demimonde allure of pulp novels by Jim Thompson and Charles Willeford, I was reminded of a time…

Camo Criminals

September 8, 2017 · Books and Art, Stefan Beck, Criminal Justice

Every schoolboy ought to know—but probably doesn’t—the famous couplet from Rudyard Kipling’s “Tommy”: “Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep / Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap.” George Orwell, though he held that Kipling did not “understand the…

Out of Harm's Way

March 31, 2017 · Stefan Beck, book reviews, Magazine

In 1860, during the Second Opium War, the British and French armies sacked the Chinese Summer Palace (Yuanmingyuan), looting it of what the Chinese government today estimates to have been 150 million objects. The British effort was led by James Bruce, the eighth Earl of Elgin, and with his blessing…

Hatred for Thee

December 9, 2016 · Stefan Beck, Paris, Magazine

"I bear the creature no ill-will,” William Hazlitt wrote of a spider in his 1826 essay, "On the Pleasure of Hating."

The Existential Charms of Getting Up and Going

September 13, 2016 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Blog

For years, a friend and I have been engaged in an informal contest (so informal, in fact, that it may exist only in my mind) to see who will be first to visit all 50 states. With only Alaska, Idaho, and Montana remaining on my list, it looks as if I'll win. In the spirit of sportsmanship, I will…

Hello, Sucker

September 9, 2016 · Stefan Beck, book reviews, Magazine

The first time I fell victim to a prop bet (not to be confused with the sports bet) was in New Orleans in 2000. I was on spring break with some fellow greenhorns from my Jesuit high school. We were weaving through the French Quarter, loaded on Hand Grenades and freedom, wearing bull’s-eyes on our…

Hitting the Road

September 9, 2016 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

For years, a friend and I have been engaged in an informal contest (so informal, in fact, that it may exist only in my mind) to see who will be first to visit all 50 states. With only Alaska, Idaho, and Montana remaining on my list, it looks as if I’ll win. In the spirit of sportsmanship, I will…

Pokémon Go Pound Sand

July 18, 2016 · Stefan Beck, culture, Pokemon

As grounds either for having children or for having an irreversible vasectomy, these words from Christopher Hitchens have remained with me a long time: "Nothing can make one so happily exhilarated or so frightened" as fatherhood, he wrote. "[I]t's a solid lesson in the limitations of self to…

Who’s Sorry Now?

October 19, 2015 · Stefan Beck, book reviews, Magazine

When Jennifer Jacquet, an assistant professor in the department of environmental studies at New York University, was a child, she persuaded her mother to buy her a book called 50 Simple Things Kids Can Do to Save the Earth. One of the simple things that the book induced her to do was to shame her…

Crime Pays Off

June 15, 2015 · Stefan Beck, book reviews, Magazine

A character in Elmore Leonard’s 1976 novel Swag devises and swears by “ten rules for success and happiness.” He carries them on his person, scrawled “in blue ink on ten different cocktail napkins from the Club Bouzouki, the Lafayette Bar, Edjo’s, and a place called The Lindell AC.” This budding…

Imaginary Novelist

February 3, 2014 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

"Thomas Pynchon is up to his usual business,” promised a blurb written by Pynchon himself for his previous novel Against the Day (2006). Promised, that is, or warned, depending on whether the reader is a free and accepted 33rd-degree Pynchonian or a hopeless “normal” who finds the author’s “usual…

Rage for Fame

November 18, 2013 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

The line that opens Charles Jackson’s The Lost Weekend (1944), a minor novel but a masterpiece of addiction literature, is bracing and unforgettable: “The barometer of his emotional nature was set for a spell of riot.” That the line is not Jackson’s own—his protagonist and surrogate, Don Birnam,…

The Fandom Tollbooth

October 15, 2012 · Stefan Beck, movies, Magazine

"What really matters,” said Rob (John Cusack) in High Fidelity, “is what you like, not what you are like. Books, records, films—these things matter.” 

Viennese Waltz

May 28, 2012 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Graham Greene famously divided his books into two categories: novels, and what he called “entertainments.” He wished from time to time to indulge an appetite for pulp, and it was only fair to let his readers know what they were getting into. The joke, of course, is that, being Graham Greene, he…

Night Vision

April 9, 2012 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean​ — ​armed with nothing more than a camera, a flashbulb, and a police-band receiver. Before Law & Order, HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR, and the “eight million stories” of Jules Dassin’s Naked City, there was the wandering eye of Usher…

Inside the Whale

November 7, 2011 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Near the end of Moby-Dick is an indelible description of two boats lost to the White Whale: “The odorous cedar chips of the wrecks danced round and round, like the grated nutmeg in a swiftly stirred bowl of punch.” Reality rears its ugly, barnacle-encrusted head, and the mind retreats to cheerful…

Password, Please

September 7, 2009 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies

How to Write

November 3, 2008 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

A traveler passing through the Mid-Ohio Valley might see little incentive to stop in Parkersburg, West Virginia, with its landscape dominated by strip malls, windowless gambling parlors (deceptively styled "cafés"), and billboards advertising the hazards of copper wire theft and crystal meth. But…

Unholy Thoughts

July 7, 2008 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Second Plane

Seafood Chatter

February 4, 2008 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Last Night at the Lobster

Out of the Past

November 19, 2007 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox

Lust Down East

September 3, 2007 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

Summer People

Harvard or Bust

May 7, 2007 · Stefan Beck, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Overachievers