Political Columnist and Essayist

Noemie Emery

240 articles 1997–2018

Noemie Emery is a conservative political essayist and columnist who was one of The Weekly Standard's most prolific contributors, writing regularly for the magazine from its early years through 2018. She covered American politics, presidential campaigns, and political culture with a sharp, often witty commentary style. Her work has also appeared in The Weekly Standard's sister publications and other conservative outlets.

1968: Grisly Election

November 24, 2018 · Books & Arts, culture, Politics

Noemie Emery on the year that all the political nightmares came true.

Sympathy for the Wives of the Devilish

June 8, 2018 · Comment, Harvey Weinstein, Anthony Weiner

Poor Mrs. Weinstein, Mrs. Harvey Weinstein that is, estranged wife of the man who’s the King of the Hill atop a long list of sinners knocked off their thrones for having treated the females in their employ as slave owners once treated chattel on their plantations and lordlings once treated their…

Why Hillary Failed

September 22, 2017 · Books and Art, Table of Contents, Noemie Emery

What happened to Hillary Clinton en route to her appointment with destiny? Her new book, What Happened, portrays her as a lifelong fighter on behalf of noble causes, a woman whose quest for the power she deserved was thwarted by a cabal as vast as the one she once said had been after her husband…

Farewell to 'The Clintons'

January 20, 2017 · magazine_repost, The Clintons, Features

Picture The Clintons as a top TV series that made its debut in January 1992, as Bill and Hillary appeared on 60 Minutes on Super Bowl Sunday to refute charges that Bill had had a fling with a chanteuse called Gennifer Flowers. It peaked in 1998 with the gigantic impeachment debacle (a loser for…

The Soap Opera Comes to an End

January 20, 2017 · The Clintons, Features, Noemie Emery

Picture The Clintons as a top TV series that made its debut in January 1992, as Bill and Hillary appeared on 60 Minutes on Super Bowl Sunday to refute charges that Bill had had a fling with a chanteuse called Gennifer Flowers. It peaked in 1998 with the gigantic impeachment debacle (a loser for…

'Vogue' and the Airbrushed Crossroads of Fashion and Politics

December 18, 2016 · magazine_repost, Vogue, Noemie Emery

Vogue magazine and the drab world of politics are not much alike. They are prose vs. poetry, fact vs. fiction, words vs. music, dreams vs. the cold light of day. Politics is mundane and essential to the running of everything; Vogue is escape and essential to nothing, dealing in luxuries that would…

Always in Vogue

December 9, 2016 · Vogue, Noemie Emery, Hillary Clinton

Vogue magazine and the drab world of politics are not much alike. They are prose vs. poetry, fact vs. fiction, words vs. music, dreams vs. the cold light of day. Politics is mundane and essential to the running of everything; Vogue is escape and essential to nothing, dealing in luxuries that would…

Don't Cry For the First Woman Almost-president

November 20, 2016 · Table of Contents, 2016 Elections, Noemie Emery

Not long after the election, the front page of the Washington Post featured a wonderful piece about how Bill and Hillary Clinton lost touch with their home base and with it the White House; along with that came a number of other good stories about how and why. So far so good, as the paper's A…

Tearing Up

November 18, 2016 · Table of Contents, 2016 Elections, Noemie Emery

Not long after the election, the front page of the Washington Post featured a wonderful piece about how Bill and Hillary Clinton lost touch with their home base and with it the White House; along with that came a number of other good stories about how and why. So far so good, as the paper’s A…

A Tale of Two Towns

November 10, 2016 · 2016 Elections, Noemie Emery, Donald Trump

Far be it from a recovering ex-#NeverTrump pundit to proffer advice to our 45th president, but our leader-in-waiting could do a lot worse than to call up the American Enterprise Institute and invite Charles Murray to tea. Murray is the man who in his 2012 classic Coming Apart put a name to the…

Profiles in Self-Preservation

November 4, 2016 · 2016 Elections, John F. Kennedy, Donald Trump

Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, and Kelly Ayotte, and of all you desperate GOP candidates, threading the needle between a working class base in thrall to a demagogue and another fairly large bloc that detests him: Ike feels your pain. So does John Kennedy, and a very large group of the best and the…

The Year the 'Laws' of Politics Were Repealed

October 2, 2016 · Table of Contents, Features, 2016 Elections

A lifetime ago​—​on June 14, 2015, for example​—​people who worked in politics and elections thought that they understood with a fair sense of certainty how elections and politics worked. Politics, sort of like physics, had immutable laws, rather like gravity. Demography seemed to be one of them.…

Good Luck With Your Predictions

September 30, 2016 · Table of Contents, Features, 2016 Elections

A lifetime ago​—​on June 14, 2015, for example​—​people who worked in politics and elections thought that they understood with a fair sense of certainty how elections and politics worked. Politics, sort of like physics, had immutable laws, rather like gravity. Demography seemed to be one of them.…

The Grudge Report

August 12, 2016 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

GEORGE W. BUSH finally became the president of Blue America around four in the afternoon on Friday, September 14, standing on rubble in downtown New York, clutching a bullhorn, telling the assembled hordes and heroes around him that the world will shortly be hearing from all of us. But by then,…

New Bottle, Old Whine

July 15, 2016 · Features, Noemie Emery, Republican Party

Call it déjà vu, call it old whine in new bottles, call it a tale thrice told, perhaps by an idiot; there are a lot of things one can call this Republican political season, but new is not one of them. Been-there-done-that might be more like it.

Trump Is a Lemon, and Republicans Should Return Him

July 14, 2016 · Republican primary, 2016 Elections, Noemie Emery

"Lemon laws are American state laws that provide a remedy for purchasers of cars and other consumer goods in order to compensate for products that repeatedly fail to meet standards of quality and performance," goes the Wikipedia definition. Republican delegates should study this carefully, as it…

What Would Hamilton Do?

March 11, 2016 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

All right, Trump people, you do have a point. A number of policies pushed since the 1990s by the establishment wings of both major parties may have had bad effects on millions of people. The industrial base of this country has changed in ways that eroded the financial and moral lives of…

The Young and Restless

February 5, 2016 · Table of Contents, Features, Noemie Emery

A good-looking young senator, short on experience, is seeking the White House, after what critics say are too few years served in the job he is holding, too few accomplishments in it, and altogether too little of the experience, tempering, grooming, and seasoning they think that a president needs.…

Family Business

August 17, 2015 · Kennedy, Features, Noemie Emery

The dynasty project is not faring well. Two relatives of three of our most recent presidents have faced early woes in their succession plans, despite layers of aides, networks of backers going back generations, and extravagant levels of cash. On June 11, a front-page story in the Washington Post…

Bring in the Tapes

August 11, 2015 · Noemie Emery, Marco Rubio, planned parenthood

As our friend Mollie Hemingway explains in The Federalist, Marco Rubio mopped the floor with Chris Cuomo on CNN Friday morning, finally establishing that a very young human embryo, while not self-sustaining or visibly human, is in fact human life: It is not dead, so it has to be living, and it’s…

Are We Better Off Now?

July 6, 2015 · Features, Noemie Emery, Saddam Hussein

Is the world better off than it was eight years ago? 

Bobby Jindal, Indian Giver?

June 24, 2015 · 2016 Elections, Noemie Emery, Blog

“There’s not much Indian left in Bobby Jindal,” goes the story in the Washington Post, casting the worst of all possible lights on the steps that the two-term governor of Louisiana and current candidate for president has taken away from his immigrant past.

Alexander Hamilton, Poor Bastard

June 19, 2015 · feminism, Noemie Emery, Currency

Alexander Hamilton can’t get no respect. First, he gets born with at least four strikes against him---in the British West Indies, not exactly the hub of the universe; poor, illegitimate, dead-beat dad, and mother dead when he was eleven; then he blunders into the first great sex scandal of the…

House of the Stacked Deck of Cards

May 25, 2015 · Features, Noemie Emery, Hillary Clinton

"The deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top,” Hillary Clinton has warned us, and she ought to know. Having been “at the top,” or close enough to it, since 1976, when her husband was elected attorney general of Arkansas at age 30—not the biggest job ever, but one with a whole lot of…

Supply and Demand

April 2, 2015 · Noemie Emery, abortion, Blog

American entrepreneurship is a wonderful thing, with its emphasis on the new and exciting, so it was no surprise that the Washington Post gave a spot on page one to a creative new enterprise: an abortion clinic that seeks to present a pleasant and even soothing experience, one that looks and…

Woman’s Day

March 23, 2015 · National Security, Democrats, Features

"A matriarchy is a social organizational form in which the mother or oldest female heads the family. .  .  . It is also government or rule by a woman or women,” runs the entry in Wikipedia, adding helpfully that it can be a description for a society in which “the culture centers around values and…

Hartache

November 24, 2014 · Democrats, Features, Noemie Emery

One month short of his 78th birthday, and 27 years after his self-immolation, Gary Hart has been given a present of sorts by writer Matt Bai, who in All the Truth Is Out recasts the past as Hart wants to see it, a great man brought low by a change (for the worse) in the national zeitgeist that…

Nobody’s Fault

September 1, 2014 · President Obama, Features, Golf

All of a sudden, people have noticed that we are in trouble, and many are saying it isn’t the president’s fault. All the bad news, from Iraq to Ukraine, from Libya and Syria to the Mexican border, just seems to have happened: Obama was standing there, golfing or shaking hands with donors, and, like…

Entitled to What?

August 4, 2014 · Features, Noemie Emery, Hillary Clinton

Contrary no doubt to what she expected, Hillary Clinton has hit some serious snags in the rollout of her unannounced campaign for president. She has made Romneyesque comments about the size of her fortune, such as that she was “dead broke” when she bought her two mansions. When queried about events…

Hangover Blues

June 17, 2014 · Iraq, Military, Noemie Emery

The Big Hangover is a flopped ’50s film that is better forgotten, but it is the permanent state of Barack Obama, still in his bathrobe and feeling quite queasy, due to a headache called Bush. “Six years in, Barack Obama is still battling a Bush hangover,” says Politico. “The hangover was much, much…

Jillary’s Wars

June 9, 2014 · Features, Noemie Emery, Clinton

Call them Jillary: as in Jill Abramson plus Hillary Clinton, two women of an age, of a kind, and of a political genre, the reigning queens of modern identity politics, each rising high and becoming a model for generations of feminists who admired their guts and brashness and gall. And call him…

They Had a Dream

June 2, 2014 · Democrats, Features, Noemie Emery

They had a dream. For almost a hundred years now, the famed academic-artistic-and-punditry industrial complex has dreamed of a government run by their kind of people (i.e., nature’s noblemen), whose intelligence, wit, and refined sensibilities would bring us a heaven on earth. Their keen intellects…

A Slight Case of Bastardy

March 3, 2014 · Features, Noemie Emery, Obamacare

A number of apologists for the Obama administration declare themselves vexed at the ongoing hostility to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (which isn’t affordable, and from which many people are seeking protection), regarding resistance to its charms as a perverse and irrational…

The Crisis Arrives

November 18, 2013 · Noemie Emery, Obamacare, Magazine

In March 2010, Barack Obama placed a giant bet on the docility and stupidity of the American people, when he decided in the face of three huge electoral warnings to force his health plan down the unwilling throats of the American people. And by November 2013, it was clear he had lost. It was not…

The Scandal Society

August 26, 2013 · Features, Noemie Emery, Clinton

Remember Black Jesus? The Lightworker? The One? The next Lincoln, the Democrats’ Reagan, the neo-FDR? He is now standing next to Tricky Dick and Slick Willie, caught in a quartet of burgeoning scandals, charged with rewriting the facts when they became inconvenient, harassing the press, and using…

Gosnell Seeps into the News

May 27, 2013 · Gosnell, Noemie Emery, murder

By most accounts, Kermit Gosnell seemed stunned last week when a jury found him guilty of three counts of first-degree murder in what seemed to have been his routine killings of newborn babies at his abortion clinic in Philadelphia; he thought he was doing his job. Abortion is legal and is a…

The Talent Contest

May 13, 2013 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

The GOP may have a problem, but few seem to know what it is. Such appeal as the party had, it seems to have lost. In the later-stage Cold War, between 1968 and 1989, it won five out of six presidential elections, four of them with more than 400 votes in the Electoral College. Since the Cold War…

Terminal Dimmitude

February 1, 2013 · hearing, Noemie Emery, Richard Nixon

Vietnam veteran and ex-Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Isolation) made a stunning impression in his audition for the role of secretary of defense yesterday, though it was not quite the one that he wished. "Though he was being asked about things he had said over the course of the past 15 years, it was what…

Now and Again

November 5, 2012 · Noemie Emery, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney

They have a dream. For months now, Republicans have been nursing the hope that déjà vu may be on order, that their favorite year may be making a comeback, and that their nominee, after numerous trials, may be riding a late-breaking wave. Democrats scoff, and predict the mirage will dissipate in the…

Addicted to Race

October 22, 2012 · Features, Noemie Emery, racism

Slowly but surely, the toxin of bias is being leached out of American culture, if incrementally and by degrees. A Catholic was elected president in 1960, and since then Catholic nominees and candidates have become commonplace. A Jew was nominated in 2000 for vice president, and was a help to his…

Pathology of Power

October 8, 2012 · JFK, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Sally Bedell Smith has a thing for kings. Or, not kings quite so much as powerful people who form courts around themselves as a function of power or wealth. Her very best books all describe these arrangements: In All His Glory, about the CBS mogul William Paley; Grace and Power, about the Kennedy…

Where Does It End?

September 3, 2012 · Noemie Emery, Mitt Romney, 2012 Elections

Boy, that Mitt Romney can screw up your life. Or possibly end it. To hear the left tell it, he is not merely a vampire and/or vulture capitalist, getting rich while leaving millions of people in misery, he is also able to give people cancer, at a distance of thousands of miles and after the passage…

An Obamacare Plan B

June 21, 2012 · Domestic, Repeal, Noemie Emery

In the event the Supreme Court does not put Obamacare out of our misery next week, Mitt Romney ought be ready to roll with the punches and come out at once with Plan B. Plan A was to have the Court sever it neatly with one swing of the axe, but there was always the possibility the Court would not…

Mitt Romney’s Schooldays

May 28, 2012 · Noemie Emery, Mitt Romney, high school

There is literal truth, grounded in fact; there is poetic license, which is truth stretched a little to make it seem stronger; and then there is emotional truth, which is what some people imagine must have happened, based on their view of the world. For an example of the latter, we go to Mutual…

Authentically Yours

May 7, 2012 · Features, Noemie Emery, Mitt Romney

"Authenticity” has been all the rage in the Republican primary season, which bounced back and forth from one extreme to the other, with the field neatly split between the five or six people who were all too authentic, and one who wasn’t authentic enough. There was Mitt Romney, who was inauthentic…

Tales of Woe

March 5, 2012 · Features, Noemie Emery, Republican

Late in 2003, Charles Krauthammer coined the phrase “Bush Derangement Syndrome” to describe the rage of the left at our 43rd president, a loathing so intense that when the president was reelected his anguished opponents needed grief therapy simply to cope. This morphed in time into Palin…

Occupational Therapy

December 19, 2011 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, liberals

"God, I love ’em,” wrote Eugene Robinson in the Washington Post not long after the glorious dawning of Occupy Wall Street, saying that the protests “arise at just the right moment and are aimed at just the right target” to grow into something quite big. Apparently, the stench from McPherson Square…

Keep Fear Alive

November 21, 2011 · Features, Noemie Emery, racism

The tendency of liberals to define the Republican party, the conservative movement, and most recently the Tea Party movement as the latest iteration of the Old South has been persistent, if not always sane. It survived the failure to convince voters that Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush were…

Overrated

October 10, 2011 · Features, Noemie Emery, Barack Obama

For a success, Barack Obama is a very bad politician, the worst politician to win the presidency by an electoral landslide, to never lose a major election, or to rise to the presidency from a state legislature in little more than four years. He has gone from sterling campaigner to put-upon leader;…

Lifestyles of the Rich and Political

September 5, 2011 · John Edwards, Spending, Noemie Emery

Dear Mitt Romney: Please don’t knock down your $12 million beach house in California and replace it with a new one almost four times its size. At least not while you’re running for president and your campaign has yet to catch fire. We know it gets cramped, but a lot of other people are cramped…

It’s a Conspiracy!

August 15, 2011 · Features, Noemie Emery, Economy

It’s a conspiracy! In a stunning display of harmonic convergence, the right and the left have hit on the cause of the persistent malaise that afflicts the economy: a sinister plot to destroy the country, for selfish and partisan gain. That these plots exist is the fervent belief of the most intense…

A Fling with the Welfare State

July 25, 2011 · Features, Noemie Emery, Republican

The intentions of Democrats are only the best. They want all of the old to have lavish retirements, all of the young to have scholarships, verse-penning cowboys to have festivals funded by government, and everyone to have access to all the best health care, at no cost to himself. In the face of a…

Staying Alive

June 20, 2011 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, World War II

Unbroken

Catastrophic Success

January 3, 2011 · Democrats, Features, Noemie Emery

Once upon a time, there was success and there was failure, and one could usually tell the difference between them​​—​the first had a thousand fathers and the second was an orphan​​—​but those days are over: The Democrats of 2010 have come up with a new variant, catastrophic success. That’s what…

Fault Lines

October 25, 2010 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

A few years ago, you met a dark, handsome stranger, with a cool, remote manner and a smooth line of talk. You didn’t know him well, but he had a certain je ne sais quoi that you found irresistible. He was yourself, only better; yourself, only cooler; yourself, as you were in your dreams. You were a…

Neither Roosevelt nor Reagan

August 2, 2010 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

When he signed the health care reform bill earlier this year, Barack Obama gave progressives the prize they had aimed at for seven-plus decades, an event they compared to the passage of civil rights and of Social Security. At the same time, he destroyed the best chance the Democrats had for…

Dead Congress Walking

March 22, 2010 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

A stranger moment in politics has seldom been seen. A vast expansion of government that affects every one of the country’s 300-plus million inhabitants may be passed by a hair against fierce and fiercely repeated public opposition by a Congress that no longer speaks for its voters—most of whose…

Turning Peter

March 15, 2010 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

 

The Long War . . . Against Bush

January 25, 2010 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Hard as it seems at times to remember, Barack Obama never ran against George W. Bush. That pleasure went to Al Gore and John Kerry, who did not seem to enjoy the experience. Obama ran in 2008, and won the election, but in 2010, into his second year as president, he still thinks he is running, and…

The Massachusetts Miracle

January 20, 2010 · Noemie Emery, Blog

When Dean Barnett died at age 40 in August 2008, it was a loss of a unique voice in politics, and those who admired him could console themselves only with the thought that he had been needed for some pressing business above. Now, a year and a half after it happened, we know what it was: Only…

Secondhand Hate

January 4, 2010 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

"They have ardent supporters who are nearly hysterical at the very election of President Barack Obama," Senator Sheldon Whitehouse roared about his Republican opponents in the closing hours of the Senate health care debate on December 20. "The birthers, the fanatics, the people running around in…

The Nobel-Hollywood Complex Implodes

October 26, 2009 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Three times in the past several weeks, fortune has seemed to beam on conservatives, in unexpected and unprompted ways. Not that they've won much, but their tormentors keep losing. Three days in fall 2009 damaged or neutralized three liberal institutions, whose powers have now been curtailed.

The Trouble with Obama

October 5, 2009 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

For a talented man who ran a textbook campaign and was declared a great president before he even took office, Barack Obama has been having a rather hard time. The Midas Touch of 2008 has seemed to desert him. The famed oratory has not made a difference. The uniting president has turned into the…

Don't Go There

August 17, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Dear Mr. President, How nice to know you will summer on Martha's Vineyard at Blue Heron Farm, where the amenities are said to be fabulous. "The 28-acre estate, $20 million enclave is located in Chilmark," CBS told us. "The farm suits Obama to a tee with golf facilities, a pool, basketball court,…

Nearer, My God

June 22, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

When Gerard Baker a year ago wrote in the Times of London that Barack Obama had "Ventured Forth to Bring Light to the World," it was widely acknowledged to be a clever satire, but this past week we have broken new ground in divinity politics. Forget the comparisons to our Slain Prince (John F.…

Reagan in Opposition

June 1, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

In 1977, as in 2009, the future seemed dark for the country's conservatives, shut out of all of the conduits to power, with nary a bright spot in sight. "The result of the 1976 election was Democrats in power as far as the eye could see," wrote Michael Barone in Our Country (1992). "It was almost…

The NewNewsweek

May 19, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Newsweek, according to Howard Kurtz and Jon Meacham, has carved out a path that is totally new and totally different, breaking away from its old objectivity as a news magazine for the multitudes that runs down the middle, and recasting itself as an elite publication for the elite (and the liberal)…

Specter of Change

May 11, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

No one knows why the chicken crossed the road, but why Arlen Specter crossed the aisle to the Democrats is a matter of rather less mystery, if intense debate. The why is quite simple: Free-range Republican, he was about to lose next year's Pennsylvania primary by a large margin, a problem he solved…

Telling the Truth

May 4, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Editorials

Some Democrats, from the White House on down, are pushing the idea of a "truth commission," à la South Africa, to deal with the "harsh measures" used by the Bush administration in interrogating al Qaeda detainees. Good. Let's have lots of truthtelling. Please bring it on.

Jefferson Revised

April 27, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Mr. Jefferson's Women

Showered with Praise

March 23, 2009 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

"The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama," New York Times blogger Judith Warner wrote in a much-buzzed-about entry on February 5. "He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs." Indeed. There were stories that John F. Kennedy, while knocking on doors in his…

Caroline for Senator . . .

February 18, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Thus far, the young Obama regime has been marred by three major dust-ups relating to three different things: the tax-skipping schemes involving nominees to the Cabinet, the flap over the disposal of his Illinois seat in the Senate, and the disposal of the Senate seat of New York's Hillary Clinton,…

Caroline, We Hardly Knew Ye

February 9, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Political dynasties die in different ways, and the ends are not pretty. The Adamses eased themselves out by degrees, becoming more self-absorbed and less consequential over four generations. Theodore Roosevelt's oldest son Ted made an effort to follow his father, but was displaced early on by his…

Inherit the What?

January 5, 2009 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Seventy-six years ago, in 1932, Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. gave a timely endorsement to -Franklin D. Roosevelt, and, as a reward, was appointed chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission (and later ambassador to the Court of St. James), from which perch he launched the political careers of his…

Mother Knows Best

December 30, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

IF YOU THINK Caroline Kennedy is following her family's lead in trying to start at the top in a big job in politics (which has sometimes been referred to as show business for ugly people) with much too much chutzpah and too few credentials, you would be right, but you might also be somewhat…

Mandate for What?

December 15, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

On Monday, December 1, Barack Obama, who had kicked off his campaign a year earlier touting his opposition to the war in Iraq, introduced his national security team to the public. As secretary of state there was Hillary Clinton, his opponent in the primaries who had voted for the war in Iraq; as…

The Great Right Hope

November 19, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Campaign 2008, which went on for four years, if not for four centuries, was rich in dramatic personae with strange tales -- candidates from Alaska, the Canal Zone, and Hawaii; mavericks, moose-hunters, and multi-racial messiahs -- but none has been so bizarre as the story of Hillary Clinton, who…

Quiet, Please

November 8, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Refusing to take Ronald Reagan's famous advice--don't just do something, stand there--conservative machers are all in a swivet, reading the leaves of the 2008 verdict, plotting to pick off this or that set of voters, opining on what it all means. Actually, just standing there seems like a pretty…

Evil Under the Sun

November 3, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

"Does evil exist?" the Reverend Rick Warren asked John McCain and Barack Obama at the Saddleback Forum on August 16. "If so, should we ignore it, negotiate with it, contain it, or defeat it?"

Madly for Who?

October 31, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

For the past 20 years, it has been a given that many conservatives are deeply embedded in Reagan Nostalgia, longing for a return in new guise of their erstwhile leader, the unassailable image of noble perfection, against whom all other men must fall short. But the revolt of a coterie on the right…

Nice Try

October 3, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Nice try. Well, it wasn't that nice, but it surely was trying. From mid-day on Friday, August 29, when John McCain picked the hot governor from the cold state, the Axis of Snottiness was in full cry against her, determined to sink her not only as a blow to McCain and his chances of winning, but as…

The Palin Effect

September 29, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Now that the dust is beginning to settle from the whirlwind descent of Hurricane Sarah, it may be time to stand back a little and assess in perspective what the moose-hunting beauty from Wasilla, Alaska, has wrought. Things will change between now and November, but she has already had a sizeable…

Axis of Honor

September 15, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

As late as August 24, John McCain had reportedly not given up on the idea of putting his old friend Joe Lieberman on the Republican ticket, even though Lieberman is (a) still a Democrat, if a beleaguered one, (b) pro-choice, which would enrage and alienate some of the party's most loyal…

Forgive Me Not

September 12, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

HEADING THE LIST of a long, long, exceedingly long--we did say long, didn't we?--list of pundits, reporters, bloggers, and publications who have been suddenly been struck by a wave of nostalgia for the "old" John McCain, or the "real" John McCain, or the John McCain of 2000, Time's Joe Klein has…

Misfortunes of War

September 1, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

A funny thing happened this summer: John McCain taunted Barack Obama into making a trip to Iraq, whereupon the press looked around and finally noticed what those who were paying attention had known for some months now. The country portrayed for the last four years by the press and the Democrats as…

What Gustav Does

August 31, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

(1) Gets Bush out of St. Paul, where he would have given a speech that the media and the Democrats would have pounced on, and puts him in the eye of the storm, doing the nation's business, where he will be welcomed and greeted by friendly Republican governors.

What Gustav Does

August 31, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

(1) Gets Bush out of St. Paul, where he would have given a speech that the media and the Democrats would have pounced on, and puts him in the eye of the storm, doing the nation's business, where he will be welcomed and greeted by friendly Republican governors. (2) Puts the spotlight on those…

What Palin Does

August 29, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

1. Steps on the story of Obama's speech (and convention), and possibly the bounce coming from them, and wipes them off the news cycle. The Sunday news shows will be all-Palin, all of the time.

What Palin Does

August 29, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

1. Steps on the story of Obama's speech (and convention), and possibly the bounce coming from them, and wipes them off the news cycle. The Sunday news shows will be all-Palin, all of the time. 2. Sends Republicans into their convention on a huge head of steam. 3. Wipes out the image of McCain as…

Caught Between Iraq and a Hard Base

July 21, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Back in the heady days of late 2006--when Barack Obama decided on his run for president--Democrats had a foolproof plan to gain power: Use the "disastrous" war in Iraq to split the Republican base off from the center, force Republicans in Congress to desert the president, defund the war effort, and…

It's Not Race, It's Arugula

June 23, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

On the way to his rendezvous with destiny, Barack Obama consistently lost white voters, especially of the middle and working classes, to Hillary Clinton--voters variously known as Appalachians or Reagan Democrats, rural voters and white ethnics in the industrial states. Because of this, he lost…

The Charisma Machine

June 11, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

FIRST IT WAS Chris Matthews getting a thrill up his leg when he thought of Barack Obama; then it was Newsweek giving Obama a free pass on everything; now it is Mark Halperin over at Time warning that the Charisma Machine is going to roll right over McCain in November, with the media's hand on the…

An Exceedingly Strange New Respect

May 12, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

'Strange new respect' is the term coined by Tom Bethell, an unhappy conservative, to describe the press adulation given those who drift leftward, those who grow "mature," "wise," and "thoughtful" as they cause apoplexy in right-wingers, and leave their old allies behind. But no new respect has been…

The Magic Shrum

April 21, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

No Excuses

The Matter With What?

April 14, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

ON THE AFTERNOON OF May 25, 1984, the rising It Candidate of the current electoral season committed an unwitting faux pas at a fundraising event for le tout California that set his high-flying campaign on its heels. As recounted by Jack Germond and Jules Witcover in the book they wrote, Gary Hart…

Don't Hush, Sweet Charlotte

March 10, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

LAST SUNDAY, OUR friend Charlotte Allen wrote a gentle spoof for the Outlook section of the Washington Post on the general subject of feminine ditziness, suggesting that at times members of her and my gender could be ineffectual, overemotional, sometimes irrational, and, now and then, "dim."…

Don't Hush, Sweet Charlotte

March 10, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Last Sunday, our friend Charlotte Allen wrote a gentle spoof for the Outlook section of the Washington Post on the general subject of feminine ditziness, suggesting that at times members of her and my gender could be ineffectual, overemotional, sometimes irrational, and, now and then, "dim."…

Six Things We Don't Know

March 3, 2008 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

1. John McCain: Does his appeal to independents, centrists, and Lieberman Democrats outweigh the ennui, nausea, and revulsion he evokes among those on the right of the right? In a sense, this is a row between conservatives who are politicians, and concerned with assembling a center-right coalition…

Lose Now and Win Later?

February 12, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

FLUSHED AND AGLOW the thrill of defeat, some movement conservatives have their crystal balls out and are busily whipping off comeback scenarios in which all will be well. They will lose now to win later on; they will give the White House to Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, and get Congress back two…

William Jefferson Faubus

February 11, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

In the 1990 Senate campaign in North Carolina, there was one ad and one moment that emerged as iconic. Run by Republican Jesse Helms against Harvey Gantt, a black Democrat, it showed a pair of white hands crumpling a piece of paper. "You needed that job," said the voice-over ominously, "but they…

Emery: Of Senators and Presidents, Cont.

February 7, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

The comparison between senators and governors as national candidates goes only so far. John Kennedy was a senator, but he was an executive type, who went into Congress instead of running for Lt. Governor because domestic issues bored him into a coma, and his real passion was foreign affairs. The…

Emery: Of Senators and Presidents, Cont.

February 7, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

The comparison between senators and governors as national candidates goes only so far. John Kennedy was a senator, but he was an executive type, who went into Congress instead of running for Lt. Governor because domestic issues bored him into a coma, and his real passion was foreign affairs. The…

Emery: Let's Talk

February 7, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Our friend John Hinderaker over at Powerline is no longer listening to his favorite radio talk show. He is not a McCainiac, but "I can no longer listen to her bash McCain day after day." Over at National Review Online, our friend Byron York talks to two pro-life conservatives who back McCain on the…

Emery: Let's Talk

February 7, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Our friend John Hinderaker over at Powerline is no longer listening to his favorite radio talk show. He is not a McCainiac, but "I can no longer listen to her bash McCain day after day." Over at National Review Online, our friend Byron York talks to two pro-life conservatives who back McCain on the…

Conspiracy of What?

February 5, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

THERE IS A LEFT-WING conspiracy at loose in the world, dedicated to undoing conservative governance, only the people who see it aren't sure what it is. John McCain is in it, of course, in fact he is the cause of it, as making him president is the ultimate goal. He is blamed for running, (and…

Lead Time

January 29, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Blog

A FEW WEEKS ago, in the New York Post, our friend Peter Wehner had some innocent fun with a book by Jacob Heilbrun titled They Knew They Were Right, the theme of which was the damage done by the neo-conservatives in driving their besotted party and country into a calamitous loss in Iraq. The tone…

The Wages of Sensitivity

January 28, 2008 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Sometime back in the 1990s, when the culture wars were the only ones we thought we had going, a cartoon showed three coworkers viewing each other with narrowed and questioning eyes. "Those whites don't know how to deal with a competent black man," the black man is thinking. "Those guys don't know…

The Stab That Failed

December 3, 2007 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Eagerly anticipating the defeat in Iraq to which they are so much attached, some on the left have also been preparing for another contingency: the assault that they think they see coming, a drive to pin the whole wretched failure on them. Apparently, this will be "stab in the back" redux, a new…

Emery: Horton Meets a Who

November 28, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Blog

"Mitt Romney, meet Willie Horton!" enthused Chris Matthews on Hardball, about the commotion created by the news that Romney, when governor, appointed a judge who let a murderer out of jail without supervision, a murderer who went on to kill, in this case two people, again. And there is the end of a…

Emery: Horton Meets a Who

November 28, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Blog

"Mitt Romney, meet Willie Horton!" enthused Chris Matthews on Hardball, about the commotion created by the news that Romney, when governor, appointed a judge who let a murderer out of jail without supervision, a murderer who went on to kill, in this case two people, again. And there is the end of a…

Disparate Housewives

October 15, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

The presidential campaign is young, yet in the lives of the candidates we already have the makings of a full season's run of Desperate Housewives. We have the ex-mayor who once held a press conference to announce to his second wife and the world that their marriage was over; his social-climbing…

The Horror! The Horror!

September 3, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

The fascists are coming! Or rather, they're already here, installed in the White House, planning like mad to subvert the Constitution and extend their reign in perpetuity, having first suppressed and eviscerated all opposition and put all of their critics in jail. Thus goes the rant of America's…

Days of Their Lives

June 4, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

First there was Dallas and then there was Dynasty, family tales of intrigue in high places, guilty pleasures that kept us couch-bound each week in the 1980s, dazed by the money, the jets, the power, the houses, not to mention the rows and affairs. Then, just as these were reaching the end of their…

Time Present, Time Past

April 2, 2007 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Ronald Reagan is weeping. There, on the cover of the March 26 Time magazine, under the headline "How the Right Went Wrong," we see the old lion, a tear rolling out of his eye and snaking down sadly over the contours of his aging, but still good-looking, once-was-a-movie-star face. And what is he…

Let's Make a Deal

March 12, 2007 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Next year may see the party of the Sunbelt and Reagan, based in the South and in Protestant churches, nominate its first presidential candidate who is Catholic, urban, and ethnic--and socially liberal on a cluster of issues that set him at odds with the party's base. As a result, it may also see…

Father Knows Best

March 7, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Blog

WOULD SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES accept a candidate who was semi-estranged from two of his children? The question arises because of reports that Rudy Giuliani is not on the best of terms with his son Andrew and daughter Caroline.

Bonnie Prince Al

March 2, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Blog

DEMOCRATS have Kennedy nostalgia, great gusts of longing for their last president who was not a public embarrassment of one kind or another, and their last burst of mid-century glory, before the ceiling fell in on the party. Republicans have Reagan nostalgia, pangs for what seems, at least in the…

The Rise of the Metro Republicans

February 19, 2007 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Here are the three leading candidates for president in the Republican party, a party based in the South and in the interior, rural in nature, and backed in large part by social conservatives: the senior senator from Arizona, a congenital maverick with friends in the press and a habit of dissing the…

Irresolution

February 12, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Giddy with joy at their sudden good fortune, the Democrats have set out to embarrass the president, pushing resolutions of less-than-no-confidence, clubbing his Iraq surge plan as it lies in its cradle, and declaring defeat in advance. In some sense, they have achieved their objectives: They have…

Party of Petulance

February 8, 2007 · Noemie Emery, Blog

THERE IS THE PARTY OF WAR, which thinks the Iraq war is important and justified, and the party of peace, which thinks it is neither. And then again, there is the party of petulance, a bi-partisan caucus which seems to believe that the most important thing about the Iraqi invasion is the harm it can…

Dear John,

November 1, 2006 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Dear Senator Kerry, We have not yet met, but I feel moved now to write you, in view of the latest assault on your honor, and the cruel blows being dealt you by fate. Your life has been hell since the last election, when those hanging chads in Ohio tricked all those people into voting for Buchanan,…

The Sixth Year Slump

October 16, 2006 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Now in the sixth year of his crisis-wracked presidency, George W. Bush is perceived as being in desperate trouble, having spent the two years since his reelection falling all over his feet. His democracy project looks stalled, his drive to reform Social Security seems to have been a huge waste of…

The Inconvenient Truth About Truman

July 17, 2006 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

At the time he left office in January 1953, so toxic that most of his party had shunned him, no one could imagine that Harry S. Truman, common-man heir to a great wartime president, would one day be claimed by both major parties, each of them longing to be just like him. For years, Republicans…

Profile in What?

March 20, 2006 · Noemie Emery, Blog

IT IS AXIOMATIC that political families end up in time turning into their opposites, and quite often both eerie and sad. The Adamses began with John, blunt, out-spoken, middle-class, bursting with energy and fiercely ambitious, and ended, three generations and many drunks later, with Brooks and…

Operation Iraqi Children

December 23, 2005 · Noemie Emery, Blog

BEYOND THE IRAQ of political news and of counterinsurgency is a population and a civil society, trying to right itself after decades of dictatorship, followed by war. Two Americans helping them do it are actor Gary Sinise and Laura Hillenbrand, author of Seabiscuit, who found an imaginative way to…

The Genius of Karl Rove, Cont.

December 21, 2005 · Noemie Emery, Blog

KARL ROVE clearly is at it again. First, back in late August, the wily presidential counselor planted explosives in the New Orleans levees, so as to flood the poor and black neighborhoods just before the advent of the storm of the century. Then, he persuaded George W. Bush to react to the flooding…

Noemie Emery

September 19, 2005 · Features, Magazine

The first issue of this magazine appeared in September 1995, part way through the Clinton administration, and less than a year after the Republican victory in the congressional elections of 1994. The pressing foreign policy issue of the day was Bosnia. The world seems a very different place today.…

A Two-City Tale

September 6, 2005 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Late last week, as New Orleans was sliding into savage conditions, some talking heads were glowing with pleasure at the idea of a moral meltdown of such immense proportions that it would not only bury George Bush in its rubble, but erode forever the country's self confidence. Or, as Robert Scheer…

Speak of the Dead

August 29, 2005 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

IN THE FOUR YEARS OR so since September 11, liberals have found a new weapon of preference, and that weapon is martyrdom. They have discovered grief as a tactical weapon. They tend to like grief they can use. They use it to arouse guilt and sympathy to cover a highly partisan message, in the hope…

If at First You Don't Succeed . . .

May 9, 2005 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

THERE THEY GO AGAIN, our friends the Democrats, eager to use the social issues as low roads to power, isolating the right as religious fanatics, outside of the mainstream of American life. "We're going to use Terri Schiavo," vowed Howard Dean at a breakfast in Hollywood, pledging to exploit the…

Vanity of Vanities

April 4, 2005 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

ON MARCH 6, THE Drudge Report noted the fact that newsstand sales for the magazine Vanity Fair had plummeted by 22.5 percent during the last half of 2004, attributed by the editor to three successive covers that showed pictures of . . . men. What Drudge did not cite is the parallel fact that this…

Election Shock Treatment

February 28, 2005 · Noemie Emery, Blog

WITH THINGS LOOKING UP for a change, this has been a rough patch of time for the Democrats. They have been suffering from Election Shock Treatment; which means the success of the Iraqi elections has shocked them into the realization that they may have to seek treatment, because of the trauma…

Blowout

February 25, 2005 · Noemie Emery, Blog

ONE OF THE PROBLEMS with being the son of a president with a political future is the strange sort of friends you attract.

The Dems' Week from Hell

February 14, 2005 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

THE DEMOCRATS' WORST WEEK AND a half since Black Tuesday (November 2, 2004, when the U.S. election returns came in) began on January 18, when Barbara Boxer took on Condi Rice in the Senate, and ended on Black Sunday (January 30, 2005, when Iraq held its first free election). In one comparatively…

President Seabiscuit

November 3, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Blog

AFTER JOHN KERRY'S come-from-behind win in the Iowa caucus, after Howard Dean flagged in the stretch, and continuing through much of the 2004 campaign, Kerry's fans had the temerity to compare him to Seabiscuit, the great racehorse of the mid-1930's. But one win does not make a champion, and to…

The Myth of the War Room

October 11, 2004 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

WHEN DEMOCRATS dream of the perfect presidential campaign, they dream of the war room--the magic rapid-response operation that with its targeted rage and its lethal objections turns every Republican attack back on the attackers. If only Democrats were quicker, they say; if only they were nastier;…

Rather Bad

September 14, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Blog

JUST IN TIME to brighten our Sunday, the Washington Post broke with precedent and ran a hilarious piece of satire on its op-ed page, all about the "end of network news." The crisis, it appears, is that the networks have gone too commercial and ceded coverage of the political conventions to . . .…

Oh Albert, Where Art Thou?

September 9, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Blog

EVERY DAY, it becomes more and more obvious that a dreadful wrong has been done to Al Gore. No, not the outcome of the 2000 election, though that would have been gruesome for anyone. The election was a tie, each side had grounds to complain about one court or another, and each had reason to believe…

A Conspiracy Too Vast

September 6, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

THE MINUTE the ads of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth had begun to draw blood, the Democrats attacked them as a giant, malevolent plot. The same plot, drawn up by a diabolical genius of unsurpassed malice and cunning, that has been causing Democrats trouble for so many years now, always unwarranted,…

The End of the Affair

September 2, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Blog

IT'S OVER. The love affair of the left with John McCain is now ending, as these things do so often, in tears. Of course, liberals' hearts have been broken before, usually as the result of some cherished illusion that a maverick Republican, who seems to them "better," will blow the whistle on the…

John Kerry Is Different from You and Me

August 2, 2004 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

POOR PRESIDENT BUSH. It's not often a man with a net worth in the low eight figures is made to feel destitute. But compared with the other three men atop the national tickets, Bush seems almost indigent. This year, both ends of both tickets are rolling in lucre. Taken together, their net worth…

The Kerry -McCain Fantasy

May 31, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

AT LONG LAST, after a grueling primary season attacking president George W. Bush as pro-life and too bellicose, the Democrats have come up with their dream candidate. And wouldn't you know, he's a pro-life Republican who's keen on the war in Iraq. Just what they wanted, you might say sarcastically,…

Ads Hominem

March 22, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

LOOKING BACK, there is nothing surprising about the carefully plotted spasms of outrage at the reference, in a Bush campaign ad, to the terrorist attacks of September 11 through the fleeting shot of a flag-covered stretcher, and the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center in downtown New York.…

The Battle of the Biographies

March 15, 2004 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

BRING IT ON! And there they stand, thumbs in their belts, snorting at each other from opposite corners--the Vietnam vet with three Purple Hearts and numerous medals, and the commander in chief, architect of two wars, with one bad guy's scalp on his belt. Are they tough? Are you kidding? But wait.…

The Bush Dynasty

March 1, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

American Dynasty

Back to 1984

February 9, 2004 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

CLOSE YOUR EYES on some days, and you can almost believe it: You're back somewhere in the mid-1980s, 1984 to be precise. At least from the Democrats' side of the aisle. There it all is: The Republican president denounced as a dunce and a dangerous cowboy; the left on a tear against corporations and…

The Book on Laura Bush

February 6, 2004 · Noemie Emery, Blog

ONE OF THE TOUGHER DAYS in the life of a book section editor must come when he or she receives a review of a book by one of the paper's own writers that the reviewer finds not up to par. Thus, it was especially brave of the Washington Post last Sunday to run a review of "The Perfect Wife," a book…

The Gore Curse

December 29, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

IN RETROSPECT, it should have been apparent that once Al Gore endorsed Howard Dean and his antiwar platform, and made an impassioned speech excoriating the war and the president, something big would go right in Iraq for the president, and Gore's stock would go down. After all, the last time Al Gore…

Mythical Georgetown

December 8, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Georgetown Ladies' Social Club

Womb with a View

November 24, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

WITH ITS UNERRING EYE for what fails to matter, the Femintern seized on a PR mistake on the part of the White House to ram home a defense of its favorite project: unfettered abortion, any kind, any time. The mistake (duly noted and criticized on many conservative websites) was that the people shown…

An Armey of One

November 17, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Armey's Axioms

Loving the Bush Haters

November 7, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH. I worship the man. I wake up every morning glad he is president. When annoyed by small things--traffic, the weather, an overcharge--I say to myself, "President Bush," and at once feel better. I like his worldview. I like his dogs and his wife and his mother. I think he looks…

The Out-of-Touch Party

October 20, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

GOVERNOR ARNOLD is bad news for the Democrats. Republicans now hold the statehouses in the four largest states. But the really bad news is that the Democrats running for the honor of contesting George W. Bush in the 2004 showdown are being picked by a primary audience that is so out of sync with…

Conan the Resuscitator

September 15, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

HAVING SAVED THE WORLD many times over in one hit movie after another, Arnold Schwarzenegger now has the chance to breathe life into two real-world but comatose bodies: the Republican party of California and the Kennedy machine. Both once were fountains of power and energy. Both now are flat on…

Founding Rogue

July 28, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Gentleman Revolutionary

First Dad

June 16, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

All the Presidents' Children

And a Pinch Shall Lead Them

June 5, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

IN 1988, in the course of a trip to America, Prince Charles of Britain asked to meet not the sons of the country's leading political families, but Arthur "Pinch" Sulzberger Jr.--heir to the New York Times newspaper complex--and Donald Graham of the Washington Post. "The forty-year-old heir to the…

Too Much History

June 2, 2003 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

ALL THROUGH the Clinton administration and into the 2000 election, some said we had run out of history. It had been tapped out, like an overused resource. It had run dry, like a well. Then came September 11, and history came flooding back with a vengeance, swamping us all in a torrent of crisis and…

Holes

May 9, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

GIDDY WITH FAILURE, Democrats are breaking new ground in political strategy. Deep in a hole, they are digging still deeper. They have found a new method of dealing with setbacks: They find out what caused them, and do it again. Having unexpectedly lost four Senate seats in the 2002 midterms because…

Say Uncle, Walter

April 23, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

SOME TIME in the morning of April 9, 2003, as the statue of Saddam Hussein was being hauled down in Baghdad, another statue--of Walter Cronkite, famed CBS newsman--hacked at with hammers by various bloggers, also came crashing down. Cronkite, once called "the most trusted man in America," was…

John Kerry's Hari-Kari

April 21, 2003 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

IT'S NOT OFTEN that you see an American commit hari-kari in public, but that's what John Kerry appears to have done. In one thrill-packed day--April 2--in New Hampshire, he managed to (1) blame George W. Bush for the train wreck in the U.N. Security Council, (2) take his stand with this country's…

See No Good

April 16, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

IN AMERICAN HISTORY, there are three dire dates--December 7, 1941; November 22, 1963; and September 11, 2001--that send a collective shudder through our memory. The left also has its own special roster of days not to cherish: December 12, 2000, when George W. Bush became president; November 7,…

Like Father, Like Son

February 17, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

POLITICAL NATURES do not always descend in straight lines, or according to party. As a politician and president, George W. Bush is being compared less to his father than to Ronald Reagan and John F. Kennedy. Since September 11, Bush has been governing along the lines of the Kennedy inaugural…

The Patron Saint of Pro-War Poetry

February 13, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

AT THIS LATE DATE, are there things left to say of the Poets' Revolt, the literati's defense of Saddam and bin Laden? (See J. Bottum's The Poets vs. The First Lady.) Well, yes--that poets weren't always this puerile and dotty, and sometimes could tell right from wrong. Exhibit A in this instance is…

1984, All Over Again

January 27, 2003 · Noemie Emery, Blog

SOMETIME SOON--say, around Spring 2004, when George W. Bush begins spending his money--whoever becomes the Democratic nominee may have second thoughts about his attendance at the NARAL dinner in Washington on January 21, 2003. Or at least he may wish that cameras hadn't been present, for the images…

Greed, Oppression, Patriarchy

January 20, 2003 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

FINALLY THE DEMOCRATS have found their hot issue: The Confederate heart of George Bush, and of Bill Frist, who by virtue of their membership in the Republican party have indicated their desire to live in a slaveholding past. Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi--to name just three…

A New GOP

December 18, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Blog

ANY DAY NOW, the Democrats may come to regret deeply the moment the Trent Lott disturbance caught media fire. It is now a great mess for the Republican party, but one that has the potential to turn into a great opportunity, and one the party should eagerly seize. It is a chance for the GOP to clean…

Al Gore's Scarred Psyche

December 16, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

HAVING A FAMILY that rears you for greatness can be a mixed blessing at best. Now and then a George W. Bush or a John Kennedy will exceed expectations, but often the outcome is grim. John Adams and his wife Abigail desperately wanted their three sons to be famous lawyers--and president. One of them…

Losers for the American Way

November 25, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

A BIG THING HAPPENED in the elections that you won't read about much in the papers, and the fact that you won't be reading about it is one of the reasons it did. The big story is that the pro-choice extremists took a widespread whipping, which is the one thing the press doesn't want to acknowledge,…

The Seemliness Issue

November 18, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

CHALK UP A BIG ONE for Priscilla Owen, an unsung winner of last Tuesday's election, and a partial architect of the Republican victory. Owen is the Texas judge who was a Bush nominee for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit. She was described by the American Bar Association as "highly…

Quagmire Nostalgia

November 11, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

"THE PAST IS NEVER DEAD, it's not even past," William Faulkner once said. He would have been right at home in the antiwar movement, where the past is now more present than ever, or at least more present than it has been since 1991. Every time war, or the threat of war, or the idea of war presents…

Reality Fiction

November 4, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

No Way to Treat a First Lady by Christopher Buckley Random House, 320 pp., $24.95 A WASHINGTON NOVEL by Christopher Buckley is cause for rejoicing. So are his non-fiction essays, of course--but then, his novels are much like his essays: not novels so much as tweaks on reality, which come out much…

Why He Drives Them Crazy

October 14, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

WHEN IT ALL boiled over that day in September--with a red-faced Tom Daschle denouncing the president from the Senate floor--George W. Bush had already given the Democrats two very bad years. Two years of predictions that never quite happened. Two years of gotchas that never came through. Two years…

Present at the Re-creation

September 30, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

LIKE THE COLD WAR, the War on Terror is being defined even as it is fought, by a president who didn't expect it. In 1945, Harry Truman finished a hot war and stepped into a postwar world that seemed stable and certified: The United States, Britain, France, Russia, and China, the victorious Big Five…

The Washingtons

September 9, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Martha Washington First Lady of Liberty by Helen Bryan John Wiley, 432 pp., $30 MEN COME AND GO, but spin is forever. Like all good first couples, George and Martha Washington spun incessantly throughout their lives, and were spun by others after their deaths. The first kind of spin made them…

George W. Bush, Man of Mystery

June 3, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

PEOPLE AND PRESIDENTS do not come without weaknesses, which differ in nature and kind. Richard M. Nixon's persecution fixation, which surfaced famously in 1962 when he lost the governorship of California to Pat Brown--"you won't have Nixon to kick around anymore"--led in a straight line to…

Let's Fight About Judges

May 13, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

FACED WITH A Democratic Senate that obstinately blocks his judicial nominations, George W. Bush and his allies have two options: They can sit around and wait for the next blow to fall (meanwhile praying that Republicans recover control of the Senate in November). Or they can fight back. Those they…

Clinton Misunderstood

April 1, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Natural The Misunderstood Presidency of Bill Clinton by Joe Klein Doubleday, 230 pp., $22.95 PERHAPS the only thing worse than a really bad love affair is a love affair that isn't quite bad enough--that strings one along with hopes, promises much while delivering little, and ends in confusion…

Bush, Then and Now

March 11, 2002 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Ambling Into History The Unlikely Odyssey of George W. Bush by Frank Bruni HarperCollins, 224 pp., $23.95 The Big Enchilada Campaign Adventures with the Cockeyed Optimists from Texas Who Won the Biggest Prize in Politics by Stuart Stevens Free Press, 298 pp., $25 SOMETHING STRANGE has happened to…

The State of the Presidency

February 11, 2002 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

A NEW George W. Bush last Tuesday addressed a transformed country, wholly unlike the one he campaigned in, and as not quite the man who campaigned. Gone is the political dynamic of the past dozen years, gone the small presidency, gone the politics of minor entitlements, gone the burden of the…

The Crybaby Left

December 17, 2001 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

MORE THAN TWO MONTHS after the terrorist attacks that took the lives of 4,000 people, and ripped up the lives of ten times that number, leftists in this country have found victims to cry for: themselves. It seems they are being suppressed, by a reign of terror. Exhibit A in the tale of this great…

Look Who's Waving the Flag Now

October 15, 2001 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

THE EVENTS OF SEPTEMBER 11 in New York and at the Pentagon fell like an axe across old political groupings, threatening alliances of many years standing, as people realized, perhaps for the first time, how strange their bedfellows were. Conservatives discovered that there are other conservatives…

An Imperfect Tie

July 30, 2001 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

TAKE AN ELECTION—a tie in the Senate, a near tie in the House, a near tie in the popular vote, a near tie in the Electoral College. Three states too close to call days after the polls closed, other states decided with minuscule margins. Then, when it all comes down to the vote of one state, give…

Where were the adults?

July 23, 2001 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

TAKE AN ELECTION—a tie in the Senate, a near tie in the House, a near tie in the popular vote, a near tie in the Electoral College. Three states too close to call days after the polls closed, other states decided with minuscule margins. Then, when it all comes down to the vote of one state, give…

Where Were the Adults?

July 23, 2001 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

MONICA LEWINSKY IS ALIVE AND WELL, and Chandra Levy, one must now fear, is most likely neither, but these two young women seem to have a lot in common. What most stands out is that neither seems to have benefited from any controlling moral authority, or to have been well served by the adults in her…

Old Dominion

June 18, 2001 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

FAMILIES ARE NOT WHAT THEY ONCE WERE—but this may not be entirely a bad thing. Cinderella, after all, had a family. So too did Hamlet, King Lear, Oedipus, and Antigone. So did Anne Cary Randolph, better known as "Nancy," the prime mover in our first great American scandal and now the heroine of…

Thank You, Mr. Jeffords

June 11, 2001 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

DON’T LOOK NOW, but Senator James M. Jeffords, denounced in some circles as a cad and a turncoat, may have secured a second term for George W. Bush. He has saved Bush from his friends; taken key issues away from the Democrats; and given Bush the chance to focus on long-term objectives, instead of…

The Use and Abuse of Heroes

May 7, 2001 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

It is our goal at the Reagan Legacy Project to preserve his legacy by encouraging governors, state legislators and the general public to become involved in the process of naming at least one significant landmark or institution after Reagan in all 50 states and 3,067 countries as well as in former…

First Principles in Florida

December 11, 2000 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Al Gore and Joe Lieberman know they won Florida. Can they prove this? Of course not. So how can they know this? They just know. They know, because more people wanted to vote for them, even if somehow they didn't. And how do they know this? Because of some ballots that were double-punched and other…

Our Aaron Burr

December 4, 2000 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Every two hundred years, we tend to have a small problem. A glitch appears in the electoral system; a deadlock ensues; a loophole presents itself; an unscrupulous figure bursts through the breach, calmly creating incredible havoc. In 2000, this figure is Albert Gore Jr., trying to make up new rules…

Decline and Fall

October 2, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Robert Kennedy

The Real Key to the Presidency

September 18, 2000 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Presidents are an odd lot, sometimes too much so, ranging from the heroic to the reprehensible, and from the ridiculous to the sublime. But most, at least lately, have had one thing in common. In picking a president, voters have chosen the left and the right, the poor and the rich, the pious and…

Mr. Big Mouth

August 21, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

EVER IN SEARCH OF HIS PLACE in the history books, Bill Clinton hit a home run during the Republican convention: first sitting president to say people were mean to me; first sitting president to say nyah nyah to rivals; first sitting president to accuse an opponent of being too close to his dad. He…

The Gore Disconnect

August 7, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

The World According to Gore

An Appeal to GOP Pro-Choicers

July 3, 2000 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Some time ago, I had a dream: that the pro-life wing of the Republican party would become just a little less rigid, and seek common ground with the pro-choice wing of the party. Now that seems to have happened, and I have a new dream: that GOP pro-choicers will reciprocate.

Rodham in Gomorrah

May 22, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Hillary Clinton has been good for business. Exceedingly good. Whole segments of large industries rest on her being. No pundit need want for a topic while she is among us. The cable news channels are much in her debt. Magazines sell out, as do books about her. A Washington think tank sponsored a…

The Lessons of Insurgency

March 20, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

IN THIS HIGH SEASON of political battles, three different wars have gone on. There was the faux contest on the Democrats' side, where Al Gore mopped up Bill Bradley. There was the battle royal on the Republicans' side, where John McCain and George W. Bush locked antlers. And there has been, under…

A New Majority?

March 6, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

"CAN YOU CALL your campaign a hostile takeover of the Republican party?" one of the boys on the bus asked John McCain in South Carolina. Yes, said the candidate cheerfully, adding that the party would learn to love it later on.

Ask Not

February 21, 2000 · Features, Noemie Emery, Magazine

Who is John McCain, and what is his magic? Traditional terms don't explain the stampede. He does not fit neatly in the right-to-left spectrum, but is de facto head of the Patriot party -- a dominant force in American politics, though one that is not easy to explain. It is an idea, but not an…

Lonely Eagle

January 24, 2000 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Wishful Thinking

November 1, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Heterophobia

Lives and Times

October 11, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

In the late 1980s, when Prince Charles visited the United States, he asked to meet his American counterparts -- the people who shared his pressures and problems. And so he dined with the blood heirs of publishers: Donald Graham, the son of Philip and Katharine Graham and the grandson of Eugene…

From the Streets of Chicago to the Court of St. James

August 2, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Picture this: A hungry young man of ethnic and immigrant background, a lone wolf and in some ways a predator, rises by means fair and foul, marries a religious and serious woman, settles over one million dollars on each of his numerous children, ends his public career in a battle with Franklin D.…

Betting on Bill

May 31, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

"When a woman with servants spends the weekend cleaning out her closets, it usually is not a good sign," Joyce Milton begins her new biography, The First Partner: Hillary Rodham Clinton, the first in what promises to be a torrent of post-Monica Hillary books. The woman, of course, is Hillary…

Hamilton Then and Now

March 29, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Alexander Hamilton has had a very good year. Not only has he been frequently cited as the leading authority on impeachable offenses, but his conduct in explaining his relations with Maria Reynolds and her blackmailing husband has been justly hailed as befitting a gentleman caught, out in a tawdry…

JUST RAPE

March 15, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Once upon a time, it is now hard to believe, feminists thought that rape could be serious. Very serious. Exceedingly serious. One of the most serious accusations you could make. It was not only grim in itself, it was also a metaphor, a symbol for the whole sorry state of sexual matters that…

The Rise and Fall of the Roosevelts

March 1, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Political families, similar in some ways, differ in the politicians they produce. The Adamses gave us two indifferent presidents and three brilliant diplomats. The Kennedys gave us one president, three senators, and two martyred icons. The Bushes have given us, so far, one senator, one president,…

Our Half-President

February 22, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Blog

In light of the conclusion of the Senate trial of the president, the editors of THE WEEKLY STANDARD asked 22 writers, thinkers, and political actors the following questions: "President William Jefferson Clinton has been impeached and acquitted. What have we learned? What should we do now?"

THE PRESIDENT AND THE POLLS

February 15, 1999 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Polls tell the truth -- if you look closely enough. And Bill Clinton's poll numbers over the past year have been impressive indeed. At the time he was impeached his job approval rating had reached a staggering 72 percent. But there is a striking gap between polls and feelings at the heart of the…

JACKIE LIVES

December 21, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, first lady of the United States for two years and ten months some thirty-five years ago, has been the subject of more attention than all the other first ladies put together.

THE DAYS OF MARY MEYER

November 23, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Blog

Back in the middle years of the Cold War, when Georgetown was the center of the universe, there was a woman named Mary Meyer who always seemed to be in the thick of things.

BILL CLINTON, MORAL EXHIBITIONIST

October 5, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

"I intend to reclaim my family life for my family," Bill Clinton said, petulantly, in his nonapology of August 17, explaining further, "Even presidents have private lives." And so some may, but not this one. This man, who has long since surpassed even Richard M. Nixon as our strangest president…

BILL CLINTON'S QUIZ SHOW

September 7, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Richard Goodwin, a liberal light little seen since the Johnson era, emerged recently to lecture us about sex and mendacity, defending President Clinton from the sex-crazed hordes bearing down on him. Sex, he told us in a Los Angeles Times op-ed piece, is never an issue, and lies are lies only…

THE CLINTON LEGACY

August 10, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Linda Tripp, says Margaret Carlson, when she pressed the "on" button of her little tape recorder, "lost membership in the family of man." Read herself out of the human community. Lost contact with the whole human race. And for what crime? Not murder, not larceny, not even lying; but for recording…

THE CLINTON LEGACY

August 10, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine

Linda Tripp, says Margaret Carlson, when she pressed the "on" button of her little tape recorder, "lost membership in the family of man." Read herself out of the human community. Lost contact with the whole human race. And for what crime? Not murder, not larceny, not even lying; but for recording…

FINNEGAN'S SLEEP

July 27, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Just when you think the Left may have learned something -- how to think, how to see, how to gain from experience -- along comes a book like William Finnegan's Cold New World to show how wrong you can be. A prime example of the feeling-good-about-feeling-bad book, Cold New World is a long, messy…

ALL THAT MONEY CAN BUY

July 6, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Gerald and Sara Murphy, born wealthy well before the turn of the twentieth century, lived long and richly varied lives: Gerald dying at age seventy-six in 1964, Sara eleven years later at ninety-two. But the reason for their fame rests almost wholly on the years from 1921 to 1929 that they lived in…

NIXON AND HIS MONICA

June 29, 1998 · Noemie Emery, Magazine, Books and Arts

Once upon a time, there was a scandal-plagued president with an intern named Monica -- but it was a blonde Monica, Monica Crowley, the girl whose interest in international politics led her in 1990 to Richard Nixon, then the King Lear of Saddle River, New Jersey.