Novelist and Cultural Commentator

James Thayer

14 articles 2005–2006

James Thayer is a novelist and writer who contributed essays and cultural commentary to The Weekly Standard during 2005 and 2006. His articles for the magazine spanned a range of topics, reflecting broad interests in culture, entertainment, and public life. He is also known as the author of several thriller and historical fiction novels.

Fatty and Duke

July 21, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

The man is bantam thin, and he enters the store carrying a metal bucket. The expression on his face is a mix of naiveté and determination. He is wearing a flat porkpie hat which, in a few years, will become famous. He fiddles with several brooms, flips a coin several times, then tastes a drop of…

Down Mexico Way

June 21, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

EDUARDO had just graduated from the police academy and had been sent to a station on the outskirts of Mexico City. On his first day as a patrolman he was assigned to a senior beat cop, José, who seemed delighted to act as the tutor.

Fire on the Mountain

May 25, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

The Imperial Japanese Navy tried to burn down Oregon. It failed. Sixty years later, radical environmentalists almost succeeded.

Star Wars Now

May 7, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

HIGH ABOVE THE EARTH, the Aries missile streaked toward its target, creasing the thermosphere at two miles a second. Launched at 8:12 a.m. Hawaiian Standard Time, the 30-foot long solid-fuel rocket had weighed in at more than six tons and had generated 200 kilonewtons of thrust. But now, high…

The War on Snakeheads

April 19, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

THE DOG LEAPT FOR JOY, scratching the corrugated steel with his front paws, tail wagging wildly. Then, remembering the protocol, the dog--mostly German shepherd, but maybe some lab thrown in--dutifully lowered itself to its haunches and stared fixedly at the steel container's doors.

Four and Out?

April 6, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

THE SOLDIER LAY ON THE GROUND, his cheek pressed into the dirt. Thick ropes of fog hid the low trees and scrub brush and the dangers on the ridge ahead. No matter how he squinted, he couldn't see through the blind white. The soldier's name was Henry Gunther, and he was from Baltimore.

The Next Big Dig?

March 22, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

IT'S THE UGLIEST THING north of Los Angeles and south of Juneau. Dirty, noisy, homely from every angle, and so massive it is visible from space. For 50 years it has ruined the downtown waterfront. Seattleites now have an excuse to be rid of the cursed thing, and many are desperate to do so.

Shooting Down the Ace

March 1, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

Perhaps the students had never heard of the Ofuna crouch. The guards made the prisoner put his hands over his head, bend into a crouch, then stand on the balls of his feet. After five minutes it was excruciating. Sometimes it would last 30 minutes, sometimes several hours. If the prisoner fell…

Build It, Or Else

February 22, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

EVEN GANGSTERS ARE MORE SUBTLE. In Mario Puzo's The Godfather, consigliore Tom Hagen says, "You've got some labor trouble coming up."

Dark Elves

February 2, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

IT WAS TO HAVE BEEN the perfect crime. A recon of the target had already been accomplished, and a staging area selected, where a hole had been dug to later bury the evidence. All was ready: timer, dark clothing, two-way radios and police scanner, masks and gloves, a drill, and the acid. Night was…

Recycle This!

January 26, 2006 · Blog, James Thayer

ELIAS ROHAS is a garbage hauler in Seattle. He works for Rabanco/Allied Waste Industries and his beat is Magnolia, the city's tony westernmost neighborhood. According to the Seattle Times, Rohas has been on the job 14 years. He slowly cruises Magnolia streets, using his truck's mechanical arm to…

Flying High

December 15, 2005 · Blog, James Thayer

EUROPE WAS CROWING, and it could be heard all the way across the ocean.

Soft Wood, Hard Dispute

November 18, 2005 · Blog, James Thayer

THE REPORTER called out, "Did you bring a check for $3.5 billion?"

Monorail!

October 7, 2005 · Blog, James Thayer

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN a Jetsons future for Seattle. A gleaming new monorail would silently skim along above the rooftops, whisking contented commuters into the city so smoothly that not a ripple would mar the surfaces of their $4 Tully's mint mochas. Seattle was so in love with this…