Essayist and Book Reviewer

David Guaspari

30 articles 2002–2018

David Guaspari is a writer and essayist who contributed reviews and cultural commentary to The Weekly Standard from 2002 to 2018. His pieces frequently explored books on mathematics, philosophy, and intellectual life, with titles suggesting a recurring interest in ideas at the intersection of science and the humanities. He is also known as a software engineer and researcher with interests in formal methods and mathematical logic.

Outsmarting the Average Bear

November 10, 2017 · Books and Art, animal cruelty, Animals

The generic, everyday name is “bear can.” The original model of the bear-resistant food container, pioneered by Garcia Machine Inc., is a black cylinder with countersunk lid, unsmashable, too large to be carried off in a bear’s mouth, with a blank surface that offers no purchase for paws or claws.…

Room at the Top

January 27, 2017 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Narsarsuaq, Greenland

Confronting the Keyboard, and Reality

October 6, 2016 · Music, Keyboard, Magazine

I can't remember not being a mediocre piano player, though there must have been a time when I was worse. I wasn't born vamping through the easy movements of Best Loved Classics and burying their tricky parts in clouds of pedal. (Take that, Moonlight Sonata!) No, my kind of musician is made—by going…

Resolved to Play

September 30, 2016 · Music, Keyboard, Magazine

I can’t remember not being a mediocre piano player, though there must have been a time when I was worse. I wasn't born vamping through the easy movements of Best Loved Classics and burying their tricky parts in clouds of pedal. (Take that, Moonlight Sonata!) No, my kind of musician is made—by going…

Wizard of Princeton

November 30, 2015 · book reviews, Magazine, David Guaspari

This is an unusual biography of a highly unusual man, the prodigiously gifted mathematician and professional eccentric John Horton Conway—creative scientist, teacher, showman, and cult figure. His third ex-wife told the author, Siobhan Roberts, that he was both “the most interesting person I have…

To Everest and Back

May 11, 2015 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

The short plane ride from Kathmandu to Lukla, through the front range of the Himalayas, is famous not just for scenery but for thrills. The tricky part is landing, at which the pilot gets one shot: Skim over a pass, bank, and drop sharply onto a short runway sloped upward at nearly 10 degrees to…

Bird Brains

October 21, 2013 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

"What is it like,” asks Tim Birkhead, “for an emperor penguin diving in the inky blackness of the Antarctic seas at depths of up to 400 m[eters]?” And what is it like “to feel a sudden urge to eat incessantly, and over a week or so become hugely obese, then fly relentlessly—pulled by some invisible…

Here's Looking at Euclid

February 18, 2013 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Many ancient societies knew important mathematical facts, but only one discovered mathematics—which is not a collection of accurate rules of thumb, but a body of knowledge organized deductively, by the radical notion of proof. And Euclid is its prophet. 

Yanks Are Coming

July 23, 2012 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Damn Yankees is a bathroom book, which I mean in the nicest way: short, generally entertaining, with essays from authors often better known as writers than as sportswriters. Most would engage a nonfan and none presupposes warm feelings for the Yankee imperium.  

Hee Hee=MC2

April 9, 2012 · humor, Magazine, David Guaspari

Humor plays an extraordinary role in everyday life. The traditional Martian observer might marvel at our craving for the incapacitating, nonproductive seizures known as laughter. Many major philosophers have proposed an account of it—an expression of superiority (Plato, Aristotle, Hobbes), the…

SpongeBob 101

November 14, 2011 · culture, Philosophy, Magazine

Superheroes: The Best of Philosophy and Pop Culture expounds Immanuel Kant’s defense of retribution as a duty intimately related to “respect, honor, and what it means to be a valuable person living a worthwhile life in a community of other moral persons. When,” on the other hand, “Rorschach…

Rough Diamonds

July 26, 2010 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

It’s What’s Inside the Lines That Counts

Homage to Patagonia

January 25, 2010 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

Ushuaia, Tierra del Fuego

Sacred Division

September 14, 2009 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Is God a Mathematician?

We're Not Laughing

January 19, 2009 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

Aristotle and an Aardvark Go to Washington

Light on the Subject

October 6, 2008 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Best of All Possible Worlds

Balancing Act

May 12, 2008 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Symmetry

Numbers of Sides

February 25, 2008 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

The Pythagorean Theorem

Where the Auction Is

December 24, 2007 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

The Backwash Squeeze and Other Improbable Feats

Balancing Act

March 19, 2007 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

Symmetry and the Monster

Life Scrutonized

April 3, 2006 · David Guaspari, Magazine, Books and Arts

Gentle Regrets

"Picture" Perfect

December 5, 2005 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

If Benton had had an administration building with pillars it could have carved over the pillars: Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you feel guilty. . . . Many a Benton girl went back to her nice home, married her rich husband, and carried a fox in her bosom for the rest of her…

Fighting for Philosophy

April 15, 2002 · Magazine, David Guaspari, Books and Arts

Wittgenstein's Poker The Story of a Ten-Minute Argument Between Two Great Philosophers by David Edmonds and John Eidinow Ecco, 352 pp., $24 LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN and Karl Popper met only once--just after World War II, when Popper addressed the Cambridge University Moral Sciences Club. Popper…