Worship Thy Ancestor
April 6, 2018 · Dave Shiflett, Magazine
You can get arrested for spanking an unruly tot these days, but flogging the immortal bejesus out of once-revered ancestors can pay significant dividends. Pounding the Founders and other historic villains not only affirms one's purity and moral superiority but can help achieve social dominance over…
Skunk vs. Skunk
March 16, 2018 · Table of Contents, gun violence, gun control
If someone invented a television “raver filter” there would no doubt be national jubilation—until we realized that blocking the ravers would leave very little to watch. Everyone raves these days: sports announcers, politicians, airline executives, celebrities, cartoon characters, weather…
Country Music Awaits Its Messiah
September 29, 2016 · country music, Dave Shiflett, Magazine
Many an aging hack writer (ahem) regrets not having worked harder in math class, or in what was once called "shop," which would have equipped us for careers built on sturdier things than words. As the assignments dry up, we could, at the very least, make a few bucks selling wobbly bookcases and…
Lost in the Stars
September 23, 2016 · country music, Dave Shiflett, Magazine
Many an aging hack writer (ahem) regrets not having worked harder in math class, or in what was once called “shop," which would have equipped us for careers built on sturdier things than words. As the assignments dry up, we could, at the very least, make a few bucks selling wobbly bookcases and…
He Walked the Line
November 5, 2007 · Dave Shiflett, Magazine, Books and Arts
Johnny Cash
Guitar Artist
April 24, 2006 · Dave Shiflett, Magazine, Books and Arts
Clapton's Guitar
PRESIDENT QUIMBY
March 9, 1998 · Dave Shiflett, Magazine
WHILE THE TROUBLES may not be hurting the Clinton poll numbers a lick, respectable opinion has it that the scandal definitely isn't doing The Children any good at all. As a result, parents are said to be struggling on two fronts: one, to shield their kids from the fouler aspects of the allegations,…
DR. HERN AND MR. CLINTON
November 11, 1996 · Dave Shiflett, Blog
THERE'S A STRONG ELEMENT of wishful thinking in the idea that Bill Clinton is an unprincipled poll surfer; he was brought around on welfare reform, some conservatives argue, and he can probably be brought around on most anything else. This may be a misreading of the president, especially on the…
SECOND AMENDMENT BLUES
October 23, 1995 · Dave Shiflett, Magazine
Any organization that horrifies the kind of people who embrace seat belt laws and Big Mac nutritional labels has a corkscrew appeal for those who delight in tweaking liberal sensibilities. But aside from the pleasure of an alliance with a group considered positively Satanic by their common…