Literary Critic and Essayist

Barton Swaim

79 articles 1970–2018

Barton Swaim is a writer and literary critic who was a prolific contributor to The Weekly Standard, writing extensively on books, language, politics, and culture. He contributed nearly 80 pieces to the magazine over the course of its run, with a particular focus on literary criticism and the intersections of rhetoric and public life. Swaim is also the author of 'The Speechwriter,' a memoir about working for a political figure, and has written for The Wall Street Journal and other publications.

The ‘Blue Wave’ and the Problem With Metaphors

November 16, 2018 · Comment, Magazine, Politics

For a full year, maybe more, Americans who follow national politics were subjected to the unabating use of a single metaphor: the “blue wave.” Would there be a blue wave? If so, how big? What would the blue wave, if it turned out to be a wave, mean for the Trump administration?

The Madness Returns

October 23, 2018 · Cover, Features, Magazine

The ferocious incivility Americans have witnessed for decades has arisen largely from the left—and for good reason

In Defense Of Lindsey Graham’s Righteous Rage

October 5, 2018 · Comment, Magazine, Politics

For anybody who wasn’t totally committed to the proposition that Christine Blasey Ford spoke only the literal truth about Brett Kavanaugh during her testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee, there were long stretches during Kavanaugh’s testimony that felt like a show trial. For hours we watched…

The Sexual Revolution Is Over

September 29, 2018 · Comment, Magazine, Politics

At some point in the fall of 2017, when nearly every day brought news of another famous man disgraced as a result of allegations of sexual misconduct, I remarked flippantly to a liberal friend that the sexual revolution had not worked out the way we were told it would. “Oh, come on,” he responded.…

The Virtues of Concentrating the Mind

August 16, 2018 · Magazine, Comment, Politics

The news that Pope Francis has revised the Catechism of the Catholic Church to designate the death penalty “inadmissible” was greeted in the American media as evidence that the church is at last catching up with the times. That assessment, superficial though many Catholics will consider it, isn’t…

Donald Trump and the Return of Prescriptivism

July 13, 2018 · Comment, Magazine, Politics

On June 3, at 6:13 p.m., President Trump was evidently in a bad mood. He had heard or read one too many times that he uses bad grammar and eccentric capitalization. He tweeted:

Deem Them Not Useless

June 8, 2018 · Comment, Down Syndrome, children

One of the last laws in Europe banning abortion, Ireland’s eighth amendment, was decisively rejected by voters on May 25. The plebiscite’s result allows the amendment to be struck from the country’s constitution. Once that happens later this year, Irish women will no longer have to smuggle in…

There's No Easy Cure For What Ails Higher Education

May 4, 2018 · Comment, higher education, College

Every week brings news of some fresh campus absurdity—tenured professors saying and doing idiotic things, students cursing and attacking speakers while college authorities do nothing about it, schools proudly denying students due process. When news circulated recently that Penn State has forbidden…

Chick-fil-A and the Christian Infiltration

April 20, 2018 · Comment, Chick-fil-A, New York City

Even the headline of the short essay in the New Yorker was meant to offend, and it did: “Chick-fil-A’s Creepy Infiltration of New York City.” The piece, by Dan Piepenbring, has been read, attacked, defended, and ridiculed by far more people than ordinarily read the New Yorker. If the editors’ goal…

The School Walkout: A Conformist Rebellion

March 16, 2018 · Protestantism, Protests, Kids

The school walkout—or to speak correctly, the Enough! National School Walkout—took place on March 14. The point of the event was to call attention to the need for gun-control legislation. Students were to walk out of their classrooms at 10:00 a.m. for 17 minutes to remember the 17 people killed at…

Rogue Rage

March 9, 2018 · Table of Contents, teenagers, Family

"I don’t agree with him on that one," my stepmother said. “It was wrong, and I don’t think he should have done it.” Usually she took my father’s side in these discussions. Not this time.

Georgia's Gesture Politics

March 2, 2018 · Parkland, Sit In, gun control

We live in an era of gesture politics: walkouts, die-ins, marches, boycotts, hashtags, retweets. Our most strident political debates often aren’t debates at all but volleys of symbolic or metaphorical gestures. The point of these national pantomimes is not to make a rational case but to proclaim…

An Evangelical Saint

February 23, 2018 · Evangelicals, Table of Contents, Billy Graham

At the height of his influence in the 1960s and ’70s, Billy Graham was a man about whom nearly every adult in America had an opinion. He was everywhere—his weeklong evangelistic “crusades” packed stadiums around the globe; innumerable books and articles carried his byline; his face appeared on the…

An Evangelical Saint

February 22, 2018 · Billy Graham, Christianity, Today's Blogs

At the height of his influence in the 1960s and ’70s, Billy Graham was a man about whom nearly every adult in America had an opinion. He was everywhere—his weeklong evangelistic “crusades” packed stadiums around the globe; innumerable books and articles carried his byline; his face appeared on the…

The Venezuela Airlift?

January 30, 2018 · Nicolas Maduro, Today's Blogs, Conservative Newsstand

In this week’s magazine’s editorial, “Night Falls on Venezuela,” we took 1,200 words or so to describe the desperate state into which the country has fallen. To sum up: The people of Venezuela are starving to death. Bands of hungry looters roam the streets of its cities, the currency is worthless,…

Swaim: A Nurturing Minstrel

January 19, 2018 · bible, Licensing, therapy

On January 16, the New York Times ran a lovely piece on music therapy for the elderly. Kaitlyn Kelly, a music therapist at the Hebrew Home at Riverdale in the Bronx, teaches residents, most of whom suffer from dementia, to write and sing their own songs.

Artisanal Sex?

January 12, 2018 · Millennials, restaurants, hippies

Recently I visited a small university town. A friend recommended I visit a certain downtown coffee shop known for its exquisite espressos and Americanos. “It’s pretty hipster,” my friend warned, and it was. Everyone present was between the ages of, I guessed, 17 and 35. The men wore clothes that…

Stupid Phrase Alert: 'Upending Decades of U.S. Policy'

December 27, 2017 · Today's Blogs, Barton Swaim, Magazine

After the Trump administration announced it would recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, almost every news report I read contained some version of the phrase “upending decades of U.S. policy.” The night before the announcement, on December 5, the AFP News Agency tweeted: “#BREAKING President…

Murray Kempton at 100

December 15, 2017 · Writing, biographies, Celebrities

The occasion of Murray Kempton’s centenary​—​he was born December 16, 1917—​has attracted little attention. As a columnist for the New York Post and later Newsday he wrote more about New York than Washington or national politics, but one had a right to expect a biography or maybe a few essays or a…

The Conflicting Dogmas of the Liberal Clerisy

November 24, 2017 · liberalism, Table of Contents, conservatism

In The Cultural Contradictions of Capitalism (1976) Daniel Bell argued that modern capitalism abetted two conflicting tendencies: It encouraged hedonistic self-gratification in the cultural sphere while needing sober hard-working adults in the economic sphere. A defect in the thesis is that there…

The Reformation at 500

October 31, 2017 · magazine_repost, Protestantism, Christianity

On October 31, exactly 500 years will have passed since a German monk named Martin Luther posted his 95 theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg. That’s at least the tradition, but certainly Luther circulated his collection of brief contentions. Mainly he intended to provoke a debate…

The Reformation at 500

October 27, 2017 · Protestantism, Christianity, Religion

On October 31, exactly 500 years will have passed since a German monk named Martin Luther posted his 95 theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg. That’s at least the tradition, but certainly Luther circulated his collection of brief contentions. Mainly he intended to provoke a debate…

Good Writer's Disease?

September 29, 2017 · Ronald Reagan, Books and Art, Writing

I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed reading a collection of speeches. This may be due to the fact that most or maybe all I’ve read are political, and political speeches, even those authored by literate and capable politicians, lose their significance almost immediately. But perhaps the more important…

The Plight of Dreamers With Educational Ambitions

September 9, 2017 · magazine_repost, Immigration, Dream Act

In June 2012, when President Obama issued the executive order known as DACA—“deferred action on childhood arrivals”—he had a good moral case but a bad legal one. The order allowed illegal immigrants who had entered the country as minors—people who hadn’t come to America of their own will—to apply…

Did You Ever See a Dreamer Walking?

September 8, 2017 · Immigration, Dream Act, Barton Swaim

In June 2012, when President Obama issued the executive order known as DACA—“deferred action on childhood arrivals”—he had a good moral case but a bad legal one. The order allowed illegal immigrants who had entered the country as minors—people who hadn’t come to America of their own will—to apply…

It Can't Happen Here

September 1, 2017 · Nazis, antifa, Donald Trump

For several days in mid-August, Donald Trump found himself ensnared in a bizarre controversy over the “very fine people” marching alongside neo-Nazis in Charlottesville, Va. It was a stupid thing to say—he said it several times, of course—and he was roundly criticized for his failure to condemn…

How Trump's Turning Liberals into Burkeans

August 25, 2017 · Donald Trump, Today's Blogs, Barton Swaim

Most conservatives find the Trump presidency highly distressing for a variety of totally valid reasons—the ideological mishmash, the dysfunction, the lack of any political principle guiding the nation’s chief executive. But there is one part of the present era I can’t help enjoying, and that’s the…

Through Glasses, Darkly

August 25, 2017 · Eclipse, Casual, Barton Swaim

Columbia, South Carolina, is known for its excessive heat, and that’s about it. The place has its benefits, and the weather is splendid for nine months out of the year, but like some other state capitals—Harrisburg, say—it’s not a destination. When I’m in Washington and tell someone I live in…

Bill de Blasio, Culture-meister

August 4, 2017 · Arab League, New York City, Bill de Blasio

Last month, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio unveiled the city’s first-ever “cultural plan.” Although the details are murky, he hopes to tie funding for arts organizations to the “diversity” of their staffs and boards of directors. The city’s commissioner of cultural affairs, Tom Finkelpearl,…

The Meaning of Stupid

August 3, 2017 · magazine_repost, Liar, policy

I once worked in a small state agency that, among other things, analyzed legislation. At one point the agency’s head hired three new analysts. One of them was a woman in her early thirties​—​call her Leena. Her job was to brief other staffers on budget-related bills. When she first took the job,…

The Meaning of Stupid

July 28, 2017 · Liar, policy, Casual

I once worked in a small state agency that, among other things, analyzed legislation. At one point the agency’s head hired three new analysts. One of them was a woman in her early thirties​—​call her Leena. Her job was to brief other staffers on budget-related bills. When she first took the job,…

The Expertocracy

May 12, 2017 · Features, Barton Swaim

It's constantly surprising to me how promiscuously Americans use the term "expert." An expert is someone who has comprehensive knowledge of a subject or total mastery of a skill. We all recognize such people—the guy who repaired my roof last year is an expert, I think, because you can't perform the…

Beyond the Cross

December 16, 2016 · Table of Contents, book reviews, Barton Swaim

It’s a commonplace observation, and yet somehow still a shocking one: In all of human civilization, no subject has been written and talked about more than the death of Jesus Christ. A typical subject you might study in graduate school—presidential politics, say, or the poetry of William…

The Masculine Case

October 26, 2016 · Writing, Barton Swaim, Magazine

Occasionally a younger person will ask me for counsel on getting an essay published. Usually, I have two suggestions.

The Masculine Case

October 21, 2016 · Writing, Barton Swaim, Magazine

Occasionally a younger person will ask me for counsel on getting an essay published. Usually, I have two suggestions.

Losses and Wins

December 31, 2015 · book reviews, Barton Swaim, Football

Stuart Stevens was Mitt Romney’s top political strategist during the 2012 campaign. He knows what it feels like to lose, and he can hardly talk about that loss with anyone who hasn't experienced a campaign from the inside:

Same Difference

March 16, 2015 · book reviews, Barton Swaim, Magazine

There is something magical about saying a thing is something that it obviously is not. Children know this instinctively. Calling a shoebox a castle, or a pencil a scepter, can elicit momentary raptures of delight in a child: not primarily for the functional reason that it allows him to immerse…

Take Your Medicine

September 1, 2014 · book reviews, Barton Swaim, Magazine

In 2007, I went to work as a speechwriter in a political office. Although my boss didn’t care much for my writing, the rest of the staff considered me an authority on grammar and usage. I was the writer, they seemed to reason, so I must understand the deep magic of the English language. Nearly…

Infamous Creoles

June 10, 2013 · Louisiana, Barton Swaim, Magazine

The great thing about this account of the artists and intellectuals in and around New Orleans’s French Quarter during the 1920s is that it upends nearly every assumption commonly made about the American South—even the true ones. The early-20th-century South may have produced the odd isolated…

All in Good Time

February 4, 2013 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Before reading it, I had already decided to dislike this book. I had assumed, incorrectly, that it must be another clever panegyric on something traditionally thought of as a vice. I’ve grown weary of volumes purporting to reveal the hidden virtues of (to recall a few works from the last decade or…

Smart Writing

September 3, 2012 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Academia

Modern academics are not celebrated for the clarity and felicity of their writing. One of the most important lessons a postgraduate student can learn—and if he doesn’t learn it soon, he’s doomed—is that academics generally do not write books and articles for the purpose of expressing their ideas as…

Scot on the Rocks

October 24, 2011 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

As recently as a century ago, Sir Walter Scott was known all over Europe and America. In life he had been the original literary celebrity, called “the Great Unknown” because his novels were published anonymously, although everybody knew their author’s identity. By the time of his death in 1832 his…

Eminent Victorian

September 26, 2011 · England, Barton Swaim, Magazine

"David Brown’s multi-faceted Palmerston,” says a blurb on the back of this volume, “in its archival mastery, scope and insight, outdistances any other.” I thought I detected a note of ambiguity in that verb “outdistances,” and I was right. Brown knows everything it’s humanly possible to know about…

Oh the Profanity!

October 13, 2010 · Barton Swaim, Blog

Recently I watched a 10-minute YouTube video purporting to be the “100 Greatest Movie Insults.” It’s a pretty diverse collection, though as you’d expect it favors American films from the 1980s and later.

Memento Muriel

September 27, 2010 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Muriel Spark

Scourge of Phonies

February 15, 2010 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Driving home from work one night last week, I heard somebody on the radio talking about The Catcher in the Rye. I guessed—correctly as it turned out—that the author had died. What I couldn’t remember, momentarily, was whether his name was J. D. Salinger or Holden Caulfield. 

Literary Minority

December 21, 2009 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Every writer, when young, expects to achieve greatness and notoriety. We hear our names taught in undergraduate classrooms and see our works--even before we've written them--bound in "classic" editions long after we're gone. The melancholy fact that success in writing is rarer than success in…

Great Reformer

November 9, 2009 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Calvin

The Good Book

October 5, 2009 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Pilgrim's Progress

Mill of the Gods

June 15, 2009 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

For the liberal, using that term in the American sense, political freedom isn't freedom from governmental coercion but freedom from moral and social convention.

Bleak House

January 26, 2009 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Kieron Smith, boy

A Laugh Supreme

September 22, 2008 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Supreme Courtship

One Hit Wonder

August 25, 2008 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Man Who Created Sherlock Holmes

The Right Stuff

April 21, 2008 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Lectures in the History of Political Thought

Speaking of Politics

October 29, 2007 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

George Orwell was the greatest political essayist since William Hazlitt, and like Hazlitt's, his essays delight even when they're wrong. Probably Orwell's most famous essay is "Politics and the English Language" (1946), a rambling and deliciously witty attack on writers who allow political clichés…

Metaphor Madness

July 16, 2007 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Browsing the children's books at Barnes & Noble the other day, I was exasperated to find so many books based on, or otherwise employing, metaphors.

Talking Freely

April 9, 2007 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

The Inner Vision

The Talking Cure

October 30, 2006 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

Conversation

The Poet on Poetry

January 20, 2003 · Barton Swaim, Magazine, Books and Arts

An Introduction to English Poetry by James Fenton Farrar Strauss & Giroux, 144 pp., $20 IN 1798 A SLIM VOLUME OF POEMS appeared in Bristol, England, entitled "Lyrical Ballads," the anonymous work of two young and little-known poets, William Wordsworth and Samuel Taylor Coleridge. It sold well,…

Philosopher and King

January 1, 1970 · Richard Nixon, Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Barton Swaim

Newly elected presidents, their staffs flush with optimism and bursting with fresh ideas, sometimes invite a member of the opposing party, or at least an adherent of an opposing ideology, to join the administration. Maybe it’s a political gesture; maybe it's an expression of magnanimity or of…