This week, we learned about Senator Mitch McConnell's childhood bully, we give our new robot overlords a big hearty welcome, and Donald Trump steals a line from Huggies.

John Kasich signed a bill legalizing medical marijuana in Ohio, that may explain some things...

“John Kasich Signs Law Legalizing Medical Marijuana” pic.twitter.com/sl7n5d8pHj

— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1)
June 8, 2016

Aw :(

BREAKING: @MartinOMalley endorses Hillary Clinton. Martin O'Malley was a candidate for the 2016 Democratic nomination.

— Sam Frizell (@Sam_Frizell)
June 9, 2016

Apparently Senator McConnell had a childhood bully...

Mitch McConnell says his childhood bully was named Dickey McGrew and Mitch beat him up and "bent his glasses" what is happening

— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone)
June 7, 2016

Here's something nobody needed:

I'm sexually attracted to Bernie, and even I want him to pull out! #TBT pic.twitter.com/RqQIGQMb7e

— Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar)
June 9, 2016

The same is true of this:

Trump reminiscing about watching Paris Hilton's sex tape. Includes a vomitous aside: "At 12, I wasn’t interested" https://t.co/GLQLBWoYkJ

— EricaGrieder (@EricaGrieder)
June 9, 2016

Trump discussed criticism he received from Speaker Paul Ryan and Senator McConnell on his comments about Judge Curiel. He said, "I'm a big boy." Someone loves his Huggies!

"I didn't think it was necessary. But you know, they have to say what they have to say. I'm a big boy. They have to say what they have to say."

Those of you familiar with the pain D.C.'s WMATA brings will appreciate this:

Is he saying same-sex marriages are delayed and on fire? https://t.co/YvHCTUMMQC

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana)
June 8, 2016

Always be proud. -- PJW #wmata #metropride #MakeMagicHappen @CapitalPrideDC pic.twitter.com/cJNLOWzcWB

— Metro (@wmata)
June 8, 2016

Tuesday night, the world received a new "It's Happening" gif.

So this is the new Ron Paul "Its Happening" GIF, right? pic.twitter.com/MTndQzXaz6

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp)
June 8, 2016

No PPP?

Trump used a teleprompter tonight, except when he went off script and did this https://t.co/PQOlppd7CC

— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone)
June 8, 2016

The Onion is a parody publication, but not sure what part of this is a parody:

Campaign Announces Clinton Has Entered Incubation Period After Securing Nomination https://t.co/2cLVIJSLW5 pic.twitter.com/WlPU95O8sN

— The Onion (@TheOnion)
June 7, 2016

Another profile in government idiocy:

In Texas, wind-energy subsidies can actually exceed the wholesale price of electricity. https://t.co/NgECqod2d1 pic.twitter.com/6yL3buJ3HH

— Manhattan Institute (@ManhattanInst)
June 6, 2016

Finally, I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

D.C. Council Approves $15 Minimum Wage The District of Columbia council has unanimously approved a $15/hour minimum wage. The wage will be phased in gradually and finally reach $15 in the year 2020.

As McDonald's former CEO noted, "It's cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to hire an employee who's inefficient making $15 an hour bagging french fries."