This week, America was forced to take a stance on cargo shorts, we learned about how Donald Trump sees people, and Ben Carson has an interesting take on the Khan controversy.

A national conversation about cargo shorts took the internet by storm. Writers responded.

WSJ office today. Real talk. #CargoFriday pic.twitter.com/mxznn2l1Pv

— Aaron Back (@AaronBack)
August 5, 2016

Wow. Cargo Shorts Day at @wsj is absolutely chilling. What have you unleashed, @nicole_hong? pic.twitter.com/TnVrosKTH6

— Matt Murray (@murraymatt)
August 5, 2016

cargo robes > cargo shorts

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett)
August 5, 2016

The men of the Post celebrate Shorts Friday (and pose by @Goldfarb, who is anti-Shorts Friday).

Ft PS @_cingraham pic.twitter.com/vzhrOGpv4Z

— Danielle Paquette (@DPAQreport)
August 5, 2016

This is a really important White House petition.

...what was in that taco bowl?

Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: "Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."

— J.B. Wogan (@JBWogan)
August 4, 2016

Ben Carson has the hottest #HotTake of the week.

Carson: Khan Family Should Apologize to Trump https://t.co/3H8SVfn6vG via @MadeleineWeast pic.twitter.com/92fTFLOxo6

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon)
August 4, 2016

Florida Man strikes again.

FLORIDA MAN https://t.co/gXlyej1E10 pic.twitter.com/63U8N5a5xv

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana)
August 3, 2016

I bet you forgot about this guy.

That should help her in the swing state of Rhode Island.

— Neil Hansen (@njh2005)
August 3, 2016

This week in not The Onion:

Hillary Clinton Campaign Hosting 'Cybersecurity Fundraiser' https://t.co/e8su3NdYZi

🤔

— The Weekly Standard (@weeklystandard)
August 1, 2016

Finally, this 11 year old:

"I've been watching the news lately and I've been noticing lately that you've been kind of softening up on Mr. Trump's policies and words. Is this going to be your role in the administration?"