Are you one of those people who wait until the last minute to shop for Christmas? Do you never know what to get that special someone in your life? Are you tired of the same-ol'-same-ol' shirts, slacks, jewelry, socks, fruitcake, incredibly expensive yet slightly discounted consumer electronics, gift certificate routine? Well, this is a lucky day. Because according to this Wall Street Journal Washington Wire item, Mitt Romney's presidential campaign has unveiled its new "UltiMitt Holiday Gift Guide," which is ready to supply all your holiday needs. A $50 contribution buys "official Mitt Romney mugs" or a "signed Romney Christmas photo." A $100 contribution buys a "Romney for President 2007 ornament" or a signed copy of Ann Romney's winter recipes. And a $250 contribution buys the "Romney Fleece Blanket" or, for a truly special gift, a "downloadable phone message of Mitt Romney answering your voicemail using your name." There are moments in life when you say to yourself, "Okay, I'm ready for the punchline now." This is one of those moments. Except it's not a joke.