The Millennium Dome that Britain is constructing to celebrate the year 2000 is intended as a big World's-Fair-type space, dripping with uplifting sentimentality. The central feature, as David Brooks reported in April, was to be a huge statue of a person sitting in the middle of the dome, through which 3,500 visitors could walk each hour, learning about human anatomy. But the designers couldn't figure out whether the statue should depict a man or a woman. Well, the philosophy of prime minister Tony Blair is that you should try to please everyone, so the Brits have designed a statue that would be a Siamese twin, half man, half woman. According to the Times of London, the creature will have only one pair of legs and no public features, but it will have two torsos. One torso will be muscular and male and the other torso will have enormous breasts (in proportion to her 300-foot height) and be female. The initial plans called for a 75- foot baby that would crawl toward the hermaphrodite, but the baby has been scrapped, no doubt scared off by the genetic mutation that would be its parent.