Rahm wins Chicago mayoral race -- handily.

' I won't pay' movement spreads across Greece.

Pirates kill four Americans.

Muammar Qaddafi vows to "fight until the last drop of my blood," and/or last remaining ounce of sanity is depleted -- whichever comes first.

North Korea begs for food.

" Reid to Nevada pols: time has come 'to outlaw prostitution'" -- if that happens, I guess the Senate Majority Leader is out of a job.

Think Stupidity.

Jack Daniels Explains The Deficit: