With le tout Washington caught up in the fight over Chas Freeman, Rush Limbaugh, the spending bill, the earmarks, and the teleprompter-addicted president, Eliot " Spanky-Spanky" Spitzer, disgraced former governor of New York, has slipped back into town. In partnership with his father, Bernard " I Will Not Let My Son Beat Me At Monopoly No Matter How Hard He Cries" Spitzer, he has bought a building on L Street, a block away from the Mayflower Hotel, where, as Client 9, he held the high-priced hooker sessions--at $4300 plus mini-bar a pop, for those who have forgotten--that led to his political demise. Housed in the building, among others, is the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries. Exactly.