From The Onion, an article entitled "Thousands March on Washington For a Little Fresh Air, Exercise":
'Are people just going to storm the Vietnam Memorial and the Smithsonian every time we have a nice day in the capital area?' said D.C. Metrobus driver Jeff Paulsen, who was some eight minutes behind schedule due to the slow-moving crowds. 'I was a supporter of recreational activities in college, but these kids today will use any excuse to get outdoors and walk around.' Added Paulsen: 'For God's sake, get a job.'
Also worth reading in The Onion: This interview with Malcolm McDowell.