North Korean despot Kim Jong Il to South Korean president Roh Moo-hyun:
I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired."
If only Roh had had the courage to point out that a lack of Internet access is the least of North Korea's problems. Kim is its biggest. Of course, at least Kim didn't claim that he invented the Internet.