Correction of the week, from the Washington Post: "In yesterday's paper, reviewer Peter Carlson kvetched that Jackie Mason's performance at the Kennedy Center was too short. The schlemiel! He left when the lights came up -- the program said there would be no intermission -- and missed the second half, which was apparently just as funny as the first. The Post regrets the error and Carlson regrets having missed the rest of the show. It's so hard to get good help these days."