A riveting clipping from the April 23 Fresno Bee: A marriage-counseling session in that city's St. James Episcopal Cathedral turned into a shootout between husband and wife, both of whom, it turned out, had armed themselves before therapy. Luckily, neither of them was a very good shot. The two ended up in the hospital in fair condition. The Rev. Bud Searcy caught THE SCRAPBOOK's eye with this original bit of theology: "It's a good thing [the husband] was drinking because he could have hit her more." Even better was the anonymous friend of the couple, who must be auditioning for Jerry Springer: "I know [the wife] loves him. I think she was trying to help him."