Presumably, the Democratic Congress will have giant-fake-sounding-number envy and deliver unto us a new health care bill that costs in the quadrillions:

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN'-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number - a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Hey, inflation and tobacco taxes are a killer, huh? The man was spared his $15 overdraft fee after the bank figured out its mistake.