Last Tuesday, Jan. 4, the Clinton moving van (left) pulled up in Chappaqua, N.Y., at the new official residence of Hillary Clinton, Senate candidate, bringing to an end the "buy one, get one free" era. As is customary with the Clintons, the event was heavily spun. Everyone officially referred to it as "the Clintons'" new house. A press availability was hastily arranged with both Clintons, lest anyone get the idea that Mrs. Clinton was, in a sense, leaving. The president waxed expansive on the joys of unpacking "their" furniture. "We've been boxing things up," he said, "and figuring out what to leave here, what to move there. It's been a rather interesting challenge over the holidays, but I've enjoyed it very much."

Yes, THE SCRAPBOOK imagines that he has.