To show the world what a normal, everyday, human-like being he is, Mitt Romney took to Twitter this morning to announce that he had eaten breakfast at Subway:
Thanks @subwayfreshbuzz for breakfast. Better than the usual campaign diet of morning donuts http://twitpic.com/6eg9h0
Although I'm a former Sandwich Artist, I've never eaten Subway for breakfast nor known any other human beings who have done so. I guess I'll have to take Romney's word that it's better than donuts.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to confirm reports that Rick Perry strangled to death his breakfast this morning before eating it.