Here's video of Obama's opening day pitch:

As much as I feel it is my bloggerly duty to snark about how Obama throws like a Democrat, I must confess that the one time I took the mound (in third grade), I walked at least five batters.

“I was a little disappointed by the pitch,” Obama said. It's okay Mr. President, I know how you feel.

(Though I do retain my right to mock John Kerry's attempts to catch a football.)