New York Times: "The Deficit Deal That Wasn’t: Hopes Are Dashed"

USA Today: "Poll: 'Occupy' movement fails to capture Americans' interest"

The Hill: "Romney tried beer, cigarette"

Chris Moody: "By the time Herman Cain took the stage, Jesus had already been crucified, resurrected and returned to Earth to collect the faithful once that day."

Financial Times: Arianna Huffington is difficult to work for -- who knew? Oh right, everybody.