Ari Shavit: " The end of the world is starting in Damascus. If civilians can be gassed to death in 2013, we face the end of the world that purports to be moral and enlightened."

The Onion: "Obama Deeply Concerned After Syrians Gassed To Death On White House Lawn."

When Assad was a "reformer."

State Department maintains attacks on Christians are not "an example of ethnic cleansing."

The Spectator: "The Guardian didn't care when Murdoch's journalists were arrested. So why the hysteria now?"