Are you concerned that your child is too happy? Do you want him to enjoy beatings from his classmates because he lectures them on the evils of their Styrofoam cups? Are you desperate for your progeny to become a tedious pedant? Then I have good news for you. Al Gore is releasing "the first ever Children's Book on Climate Change!" According to the publisher:
This concise and informative series, printed on recycled paper, introduces children to the critical issue of climate change and offers information on clean, green solutions to the problem. Beautiful photographs, detailed illustrative work, and natty designs make this series a visual delight.
It's a good thing the book has "natty designs." Kids love natty designs! And lest you feel some of that enviro-guilt beginning to well just at the prospect of exploiting our natural resources even for a purpose so noble as boring your child to tears, worry not - the book is printed on recycled paper.