Hillary Clinton is hosting her first fundraiser for Obama, and it will be next week at the Mayflower Hotel. Has anyone yet forgotten the Mayflower was Eliot Spitzer's hooker hang-out? If Democratic big-wigs go through with this affair, I encourage them to consult my handy drink guide. Alas, the Mayflower was once known for its epic martini menu--not the hypocrisy of New York's former governor.