In entertainment news, Sacha Baron Cohen has decided to retire his most famous creation, Kazakh "journalist" Borat Sagdiyev. Sagdiyev was of course the eponymous star of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, in which he tried, among other things, to throw a burlap sack over Pamela Anderson. He will be missed by all, with the likely exception of the Kazakh government.