Articles 2000 June

June 2000

75 articles

Al Gore, Still a Slumlord

As Matt Labash detailed in these pages last week, for the past 13 months Al Gore has effectively served as slumlord to the Mayberry family of Carthage, Tennessee, his tenants in a decrepit four-bedroom rambler roughly 150 yards from the Gore family farmhouse.

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

British PC Twits

On the website for Stockport College in northwest England, an article about the school's "very caring" tutorial system and its many study groups carries the headline "Individualism Reigns." Which is almost as funny as the article describing the school's recent Diversity Day celebration, featuring…

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

Bush's Missile Defense Triumph

Much to his credit, George W. Bush has made national missile defense the central plank in his foreign policy platform. This may or may not prove to be good for Bush's electoral prospects (though we suspect it will help him). But there is no question that Bush has done the nation a real service by…

Robert Kagan · Jun 26

Congratulations

The second annual Eric Breindel Award for Excellence in Opinion Journalism, named in memory of the late, great New York Post editor and columnist (and occasional WEEKLY STANDARD contributor), has been won by essayist Tom Flannery of the Pennsylvania weekly Carbondale News.

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

Even Slower on the Uptake

Thomas L. Friedman, the actual foreign affairs expert at the New York Times, in his June 12 column: "If Syria were in Asia, it would be called North Korea." Syria is in Asia.

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

FATHER OF THE GRAD

The difference between a good high school commencement address and a bad one is very simple: The good one is shorter. There's an additional requirement, however, if your own child is one of the graduates and sitting among friends in the audience. In that case, a good commencement address is both…

Fred Barnes · Jun 26

Hafez al-Assad, Murderer

HAFEZ AL-ASSAD was not a diplomat, he was not a peacemaker, he was not a great leader. He was a murderer. In his three decades in power, the Syrian dictator terrorized his own nation, the people of Lebanon, and countless others.

Jesse Helms · Jun 26

Heavy Weather

The American Bar Association has found some freelance work for Bernardine Dohrn, the former Weather Underground terrorist and fugitive. Ms. Dohrn, who now heads the Children and Family Justice Center at Northwestern University, is scheduled to lecture a roomful of lawyers at the ABA's annual…

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

Let's Chat

Tim Graham, director of media analysis at the Media Research Center, writes to explain "the mystery of why Greg Craig received no hostile questions" during a Washington Post online chat session about Craig's legal service to Fidel Castro. Turns out Craig's easy time of it, reported a couple of…

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

New Troubles for New Labour

THE BRITISH have a joke about the curse of Hello!, a glossy magazine that specializes in sucking up to international celebrities. No sooner does the latest issue hit newsstands than the "perfect marriage" falls apart or the "brilliant businessman" turns out to be a serial embezzler. Perhaps…

Adrian Wooldridge · Jun 26

Pat Buchanan Loses a Press Secretary

PAT BUCHANAN likes to fight. But only on TV. Off the air, the bellicose talk-show-host-turned-third-party-presidential-candidate can be surprisingly meek, even timid, the sort of person who structures his life to avoid the mildest confrontation. This spring, Buchanan was booked for a live interview…

Tucker Carlson · Jun 26

Slow on the Uptake

David Talbot, CEO of Salon.com, an actual company trading shares on an actual stock exchange, as quoted in Mediaweek: "Profits are a major mantra right now."

The Scrapbook · Jun 26

The Civil Truth About &quotCivil Unions";

Starting July 1, any two adults not closely related by blood can enter into a "civil union" in Vermont. They must apply for a license and recruit a member of the clergy or a justice of the peace to conduct a ceremony and sign their license, whereupon the town clerk will duly register their union.

David Orgon Coolidge · Jun 26

The New Vermont

Before I moved to Vermont in the late 1970s, everything I knew about the state could be summed up in three names: Ethan Allen, Calvin Coolidge, and George Aiken.

Geoffrey Norman · Jun 26

This Court Would Be Criminal

AT UNITED NATIONS headquarters in New York last week, diplomats from around the world were trying to work out remaining details for the proposed International Criminal Court. U.S. ambassador David Scheffer tried to persuade other nations to include, among these details, some assurance that no…

Jeremy Rabkin · Jun 26

A Judge the Senate Should Reject

Senate Republicans took conservative fire last month for initially accepting the nomination of Bruce Lindsey's attorney, Allen Snyder, to a federal appeals court. That criticism stalled Snyder's judgeship. But an even loopier White House nomination remains alive. Bonnie Campbell is up for an…

The Scrapbook · Jun 19

A Yuppie Courts the Unions

EDITOR'S NOTE: Owing to a production error in last week's issue, an article by Tucker Carlson was mistakenly printed in place of this piece by Christopher Caldwell. Our abject apologies.

Christopher Caldwell · Jun 19

Absolutely Fabiani

AL GORE and the reporters who tail him have a strained relationship. He feels the coverage of his campaign has been excessively negative; they resent his seldom making himself available for their questions. The solution may be Gore's new deputy campaign manager for communications, Mark Fabiani, who…

Matthew Rees · Jun 19

Against the Wet Foot/Dry Foot Test

Two Cuban baseball players -- the star Andy Morales, the record-holding slugger who helped Cuba defeat the Baltimore Orioles with a dramatic three-run homer in an exhibition game last year; and Carlos Borrego, whose only record consists in his having been caught nine times by the Cuban Coast Guard…

Christopher Caldwell · Jun 19

Al Gore's Favorite Newspaper

Last year, Frank Sutherland, editor of Nashville's Tennessean, paid personal tribute to Al Gore in a film produced by Gore's presidential campaign. Newsmen aren't supposed to behave that way, and Sutherland later apologized. "If I breached the credibility of my readers by appearing on that video I…

The Scrapbook · Jun 19

Boy, Interrupted

Editor's Note: The death of psychologist and sexologist John Money, on July 7, 2006, prompted us to reread this review, published in The Weekly Standard six years ago. We should note also a relevant development since the essay first appeared: Dr. Money's former patient, David Reimer, committed…

Claudia Winkler · Jun 19

Hope Springs Eternal

Every American over the age of fifteen remembers Bob Hope, and I suppose everyone under the age of fifty remembers him in a particular way. We might see him in army helmet and flak jacket, waggling his golf club at the troops from a massive outdoor stage in Khe Sahn. Or maybe we can unspool a few…

Andrew Ferguson · Jun 19

Isikoff on Clinton and Lippo

The paperback edition of Michael Isikoff's bestseller on the Lewinsky saga, Uncovering Clinton, has just hit the bookstores. It includes a freshly penned "Afterword" wherein interested readers can find the following remarkable account of how exactly Bill Clinton got elected president in the first…

The Scrapbook · Jun 19

John Rocker's Latest Punishment

Since we published Dennis Prager's essay on John Rocker two weeks ago ("Hating John Rocker: A Case Study in Liberal Hysteria"), the Atlanta Braves reliever has been demoted to the minors -- ostensibly to regain his control. But his 3.85 ERA is better than the major league average, and it seems the…

The Scrapbook · Jun 19

MAN OF THE HOUSE

Though I own my house and have made certain commitments to it, I've begun sneaking out and seeing other houses on Sunday afternoons. The homes I spend time with are flashier and younger than the one I live in. They put ads in the Sunday paper announcing their availability and thrusting their charms…

David Brooks · Jun 19

Reporters Don't Get Religion

ACCORDING TO a just-released study by the Center for Media & Public Affairs, the American news media have performed a minor miracle: They have managed to cover religion without actually discussing religious doctrines.

Don Feder · Jun 19

What If All Schools Were Schools of Choice?

Where is the charter school movement headed? Although these independent public schools of choice were once seen as release valves for disgruntled families or safe havens for kids with problems, in urban America, they're looking like a possible alternative to the system itself, foreshadowing a far…

Chester Finn · Jun 19

DOWN AND OUT AT THE BEVERLY HILTON

A recent Wednesday night, on a business trip to Los Angeles, a colleague and I had a bite to eat at the hotel restaurant. I returned to my room about 10:15 -- to find it ransacked. My laptop was the first thing whose absence I noticed. "I must have put it somewhere else," I said to myself, though…

David Bass · Jun 12

Help Wanted

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The Scrapbook · Jun 12

I Edited the Unabomber

ACCORDING TO a news report, the Unabomber has a 548-page book on the list of a small publisher, who's quoted as saying that parts of the book are "disarming, even funny."

Martin Levin · Jun 12

Picking a Winner, After the Fact

THE LATEST JOURNALIST to fall for the academic pseudo-science of election predicting is the Washington Post's Robert Kaiser. In a dramatic front-page article on May 26 headlined "To Researchers, Election Is All Over but the Voting," he writes: "You didn't realize that Gore has won the election? A…

Ira Carnahan · Jun 12

Playing Softball with Greg Craig

Over the course of the Elian saga, Gregory Craig, the attorney for Juan Miguel Gonzalez, has stayed extremely busy not returning phone calls from skeptical reporters. So it seemed rather sporting of him to subject himself last week to pointed inquiries during an on-line chat hosted by the…

The Scrapbook · Jun 12

Prince of Plymouth

John Derbyshire, an occasional contributor to these pages, writes to alert THE SCRAPBOOK to the death of John Coolidge, son of the twentieth century's most conservative president.

The Scrapbook · Jun 12

Stupid and Cruel, but Not Illegal

Last week's 11th Circuit opinion, which effectively resolves the Elian Gonzalez case and clears the way for young Elian to be sent back to Cuba, leaves us feeling a sickening sort of vindication.

Christopher Caldwell · Jun 12

The Auditing of Juanita Broaddrick

When Juanita Broaddrick came forward with her allegations last year that Bill Clinton had raped her in a hotel room in the late 1970s, she was prepared for the worst: public incredulity, Clintonista attacks, even, she used to joke with her family, "an IRS audit." Having suffered the two former, she…

The Scrapbook · Jun 12

The Bush-Clinton Missile Defense

Congratulations to presumptive GOP presidential nominee George W. Bush, whose proposal for a global missile defense system to protect American allies -- coupled with dramatic reductions in offensive ballistic weapons -- won a partial endorsement last week from . . . Bill Clinton. Vice President Al…

The Scrapbook · Jun 12

The Candidates' Foreign Policies

GEORGE W. BUSH sparked the first foreign policy skirmish of the 2000 campaign with his surprise announcement that, as president, he would consider making unilateral cuts in the U.S. nuclear arsenal, coupled with deployment of a national missile defense -- whether or not other nations followed suit.

Marc Thiessen · Jun 12

The Courts and Abortion

After an eight-year hiatus from the abortion controversy, the Supreme Court will decide later this month in Stenberg v. Carhart whether Nebraska may outlaw partial-birth abortion, a practice that even so resolute an abortion-rights supporter as Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan says cannot be…

Richard Garnett · Jun 12

Why Didn't Bacon Get Fried?

It's just a small matter, in all the Clinton grossness, but it counts. Linda Tripp was the victim of a dirty, and illegal, trick. It was played on her by her own bosses at the Pentagon. And now those men -- Kenneth Bacon and Clifford Bernath -- have escaped with the wispiest slaps on the wrist.…

Jay Nordlinger · Jun 12

A Better FEC

Bradley A. Smith, the First Amendment and election law expert whose persecution by various campaign finance "reformers" has been chronicled in these pages over the past year, was confirmed to a seat on the Federal Election Commission May 24. The Senate vote in favor of Smith's nomination was 64-35.…

The Scrapbook · Jun 5

A Choice, Not an Echo

A recurring theme in the mainstream press is that the presidential race doesn't offer much of a choice. George W. Bush and Al Gore aren't quite two peas in a pod, the story goes, but as candidates struggling to occupy the political center, they aren't that far apart either. In truth, there's some…

Fred Barnes · Jun 5

Al's Risky Scheme

LAST WEEK, George W. Bush finally came out and said it: "Leave the Cold War behind," he implored. Let us "build effective missile defenses" designed to protect "all 50 states and our friends and allies and deployed forces overseas."

Alexander Rose · Jun 5

Bill Murray's Polonius

In the fall of 1975, Saturday Night Live premiered on NBC and instantly worked like a fibrillator on moribund American comedy. The show had a crazed energy made up of equal parts countercultural rage and sophomoric high spirits: full of itself, gleefully mean-spirited, and dripping with irony. It…

John Podhoretz · Jun 5

H. M. S. PUNAFOR

Aristotle, in The Rhetoric, describes the metaphor as the joining of dissimilars to show their similarity. He offers a number of examples from Homer, the franchise player of Greek literature, at one point noting his choice of the dawn as "rosy-fingered" as so much better than "crimson-fingered" or,…

Joseph Epstein · Jun 5

Hating John Rocker

It has been said that while comic books may be nonsense, the history of comic books is scholarship. That is the spirit in which to approach the John Rocker controversy. A pitcher for the Atlanta Braves baseball team, Rocker made disparaging remarks about minorities and New York City that merit as…

Dennis Prager · Jun 5

Help Wanted

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The Scrapbook · Jun 5

Hitting the Great Wall of China

HE QINGLIAN is a Chinese journalist, famous in her own country for fearless criticism of her government's policies. Her book, The Pitfalls of Modernization, is currently being translated by Lawrence Sullivan of Adelphi University. She has been visiting the United States to meet with other…

John Derbyshire · Jun 5

Leave It to Lazio

THE NEW YORK TIMES has described Rick Lazio, the 42-year-old Republican congressman running for the Senate against Hillary Rodham Clinton, as someone who "looks more like Beaver Cleaver than most other members of Congress." The paper is not alone in making light of his appearance. The New York Post…

Matthew Rees · Jun 5

Lowering the Bar

May was a bad month for presidential historians of the James Carville school. By majority vote, a six-member committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court -- at least three of whom appear to be Democrats -- recommended that Bill Clinton be disbarred for his various violations of legal ethics during the…

The Scrapbook · Jun 5

Now They Tell Us

Two of America's leading newspapers ran important stories on China last week. The Wall Street Journal's Helene Cooper and Ian Johnson, in a front-page piece, laid out in minute detail the fact that many of the American corporations most eager for access to China's market actually have little…

The Scrapbook · Jun 5

Patrick Kennedy, Legal Genius

OVER THE YEARS, Tom DeLay has suffered an impressive array of insults. Former senator Al D'Amato called him a "crazy right-wing wack-job," while George magazine deemed him "The Meanest Man in Congress." Columnist Molly Ivins suggested he bore the "air of a small-town car dealer." And during a spat…

Matt Labash · Jun 5

Recidivist Mudslinging from Al Gore

Add sloppy opposition research to the list of problems plaguing Al Gore's listless presidential campaign. In the course of a May 2 speech on crime, Gore launched a crude complaint about the criminal justice policies of Texas governor George W. Bush. It's really quite simple, Gore contended. Bush…

The Scrapbook · Jun 5

Spin Control at Columbine

THE RECENT RELEASE of the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office report on the Columbine High School murders provides a great deal of horrifying detail about the tragedy -- but carefully finesses the police inaction that gave the killers a free hand inside the school building.

David Kopel · Jun 5

The Lebanon Debacle

ALL THAT WAS MISSING FROM the scene were the helicopters lifting people off the embassy roof. Otherwise, Israel's panicked evacuation from Lebanon last week looked eerily like America's last hours in Vietnam.

Charles Krauthammer · Jun 5

The Real Gulf War Blunder

Seymour Hersh's allegation in the May 22 New Yorker that then-Major General Barry McCaffrey unleashed his 24th Infantry Division in an unnecessary attack that mercilessly pummeled retreating Iraqi soldiers two days after the Gulf War cease-fire in 1991 has created the usual furor. Even though the…

Mackubin Thomas Owens · Jun 5

Will Keyes Go Fifth Party?

IN MARCH, the chairman of the Constitution party, a little-known but very conservative political party based in suburban Virginia, wrote a letter to Alan Keyes urging him to leave the GOP. "We encourage you to come and join with us," the letter said, "in firm reliance on God's divine providence and…

Tucker Carlson · Jun 5