50 WAYS TO PULL A CLINTON
CANDIDATE BILL CLINTON'S RALLYING CRY was that America needed "the courage to change." After four years of George Bush, who could have argued? President Bill Clinton, apparently. Last week the White House released a 50-page manifesto listing 82 reasons for the president's veto of the GOP balanced…
Stephen Moore · Dec 25 · Stephen Moore, Magazine ALLONS, ENFANTS!
The French, always on guard for infections of Englishism on their precious corps culturel, have suffered another blow. An international study of basic literacy, conducted by the Paris-based Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, has ranked France last among seven Western…
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · The Scrapbook, Magazine BOSNIA'S MIRA IMAGE
ON THE EVENING OF DECEMBER 13, with the Senate tied in knots over the deployment of 20,000 American troops to Bosnia, Majority Leader Bob Dole shuttled back and forth from his second-floor Capitol office to the Senate floor, working to ease political tensions. Legislation that would have blocked…
Matthew Rees · Dec 25 · Matthew Rees, Magazine COCHRAN OF THE WALK
IT'S OFFICIAL. JOHNNIE COCHRAN is now a society and media darling, virtue incarnate, a double-breasted, hand-tailored Atticus Finch, having garnered the Turner Broadcasting Trumpet Award, the Black United Fund's pioneer award, and even, rumor has it, consideration for Time's Man of the Year.
Matt Labash · Dec 25 · Magazine, Matt Labash CORRUPTION IN WASHINGTON? WHERE?
If ever there was evidence that the United States is hypersensitive to political corruption, it came with the Dec. 6 announcement that a special counsel would begin examining whether House Speaker Newt Gingrich breached the tax code when he used tax-deductible contributions to underwrite his…
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · Magazine, The Scrapbook FUN WITH FEDERAL WORKERS
A week after last month's government shutdown, 200-some federal workers flew at public expense to Orlando, Florida, home of Disney World. The ostensible purpose of the junket was a (week-long) "training workshop."
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · The Scrapbook, Magazine GAG ME WITH A CANDIDATE
Democratic Rep. Robert Torricelli of New Jersey inaugurated his campaign for the Senate seat being vacated by Bill Bradley at an elementary school in his home town. But, according to the Associated Press, the sixth-grade students in the audience "became distracted when one of them threw up during…
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · The Scrapbook, Magazine HARVARD HATES US
THE WEEKLY STANDARD has obtained a Nov. 21 memorandum from Harvard University's government department chairman, Kenneth Shepsle, that attempts to answer questions about the department's use of quotas in admissions that were originally raised in Elena Neuman's Oct. 9 cover story, "Harvard's Sins of…
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · The Scrapbook, Magazine IN DEFENSE NEWT GINGRICH
The Speaker of the House finds himself in an almost unprecedented position these days. Without changing his views, his strategies, or his tactics one iota from his triumphant first hundred days; while holding fast to the principles that helped elect the first House Republican majority in four…
The Editors · Dec 25 · Magazine, Editorials JACQUES IN THE BOX
WHAT A DIFFERENCE a few months make. In June, at the G-7 summit in Halifax, incoming French president Jacques Chirac emerged as the star, convincing fellow leaders to push for a new peace initiative in Bosnia. Yet during last week's signing of the Dayton accords at the Elysee Palace in Paris,…
Kenneth R. Weinstein · Dec 25 · Magazine, Kenneth R. Weinstein NEWT DOESN'T HURT
REPUBLICAN GORDON SMITH, running for Bob Packwood's Senate seat in Oregon's special election in January, was defensive on the subject of House Speaker Newt Gingrich. Responding to charges he's an ideological twin of Gingrich, Smith emphasized his differences with the GOP leader. Then Republican Tom…
Fred Barnes · Dec 25 · Magazine, Fred Barnes P.C. ON $ 5 A DAY
Arthur Frommer laid out his "do as the Romans do" philosophy of tourism in the 1989 edition of his book New World of Travel: "[Travel] at all price ranges is scarcely worth the effort unless it is associated with people, with learning and ideas," wrote Frommer, who has published dozens of travel…
John Berlau · Dec 25 · Magazine, John Berlau SEGREGATION, 90s STYLE, AND HOW TO FIGHT IT
A December 5 House committee hearing on race and sex preferences provided a long-overdue opportunity to put egregious quota schemes on trial. Instead, the session (on the Canady-Dole bill, which would ban preferences in federal contracting) turned into an unfortunate object lesson in how not to…
Michael Greve · Dec 25 · Michael Greve, Magazine THE CLINTON-DOLE POLLS
ASKED IN A POLL TAKEN December 6-7 by Yankelovich Partners for Time and CNN how they would vote if the 1996 presidential election "were being held today," 50 percent of respondents said they would support Bill Clinton, just 32 percent Bob Dole. The average of recent polls has Clinton ahead by 10-12…
Everett Carll Ladd · Dec 25 · Everett Carll Ladd, Magazine THE READING LIST
The Reading List again hangs its head in shame. A correction in last week's issue contained a doozy of a mistake itself: It is not true, as we said, that in the last paragraph of Evelyn Waugh's Black Mischief, the hapless newspaperman Boot of the Beast gets cannibalized. In the first place, Boot of…
The Scrapbook · Dec 25 · Magazine, The Scrapbook The Unflappables
Editor's Note: We'll be on vacation this week, so I've cobbled together some of my favorite Casuals from Standard's past. Should make for good summer reading. Enjoy.
Tucker Carlson · Dec 25 · Casual, Magazine THE UNFLAPPABLES
Most people get annoyed when salesmen call during dinner. Not at my house. We love it. A call from somebody hawking burial plots or new long-distance service may interrupt the meal, but it also gives us a chance to play Scare the Solicitor, my family's favorite parlor game. The object is to say…
Tucker Carlson · Dec 25 · Casual, Magazine WHY FORBES IS NO JOKE
WHEN STEVE FORBES STARTS A SENTENCE, you now for a fact that he's going to finish it on me. The language is straight Reagan -- America is "the last best hope on earth," our "greatest days are just ahead" -- but there's no Reaganesque dallying for a lump in the throat, no misty-eyed gaze into the…
David Brooks · Dec 25 · David Brooks, Magazine JANE AUSTEN ON SCREEN
Paul A. Cantor · Dec 25 · Paul A. Cantor, Blog JONATHAN KOZOL'S CRYING GAME
Jonathan Kozol has made a career out of crying. Over the span of 30 years and nine books, the 59-year-old author has shed tears for nearly every segment of America's mistreated underclass, from illiterate welfare mothers in Boston to migrant farm workers in New Mexico. When you care as much about…
Tucker Carlson · Dec 25 · Blog, Tucker Carlson MONSTER TALENT
It's not an evening you've been looking forward to. Guests are coming in from out of town, and they want to go to the Pavarotti blow-out at the sports arena. You are fraught with dread. The last thing you want is to hear the Pay Man like this. It will pain you to see him debase himself, tossing out…
Jay Nordlinger · Dec 25 · Jay Nordlinger, Blog SPEAKING TOO FREELY
With the recent electoral triumph of conservatism, the question will increasingly be asked: What is this "conservatism"? How that question is answered is important, for it is no longer merely an academic one, fought out among out-of-power conservatives. Rather, how the question is answered will…
Adam Wolfson · Dec 25 · Adam Wolfson, Blog A LITTLE GIRL, MURDERED
IT WAS A STORY OF ALMOST UNSPEAKABLE HORROR. A bright, vivacious six-year- old was brutalized by her mother and stepfather, sexually abused, hung from a shower rod "just to see if she would die," tattooed with ring imprints that police first thought were cigarette burns, and beaten until her bones…
William Tucker · Dec 18 · William Tucker, Magazine AFTER 'BALKAN GHOSTS'
Balkan Ghosts: A Journey Through History -- a book I wrote in the late 1980s and completed in January 1991, months before the first shot was fired in ex-Yugoslavia -- seems to have become a litmus test among the policy nomenklatura in Washington. Apparently, if you like the book, it means that you…
Robert Kaplan · Dec 18 · Magazine BILL CLINTON'S PATHETIC MISQUOTATIONS
Proof positive that President Clinton isn't reading THE STANDARD came on Dec. 6, when the president addressed a White House conference on HIV and AIDS. Just weeks before (in our November 13 issue), John J. Pitney, Jr. had scolded politicians who quote Alexis de Tocqueville as saying things…
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · Magazine, The Scrapbook CULTURAL DISCONNECT
Misunderstanding is afoot in America. People are talking, which is good, but they are not understanding each other, which is bad. There is a significant divide in American culture, a divide between a certain variety of intellectual and, not to put too fine a point on it, the rest of the country.…
Scott Morris · Dec 18 · Magazine, Scott M. Morris IS 'CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION' AN OXYMORON?
Budget reform, welfare reform, Medicare reform -- this formidable combination of reforms has been proudly heralded by a new breed of conservatives as a "conservative revolution." Yet an old-fashioned conservative may find that label disquieting. Surely it is a contradiction in terms. Surely…
Gertrude Himmelfarb · Dec 18 · Magazine, Gertrude Himmelfarb LEVIATHAN IN THE SUBURBS
A new buzzword dominates the Washington political lexicon these days: devolution. It offers a one-size-fits-all solution to vexing issues ranging from welfare to health care to education: Pack it up and ship it to the states and localities.
Clint Bolick · Dec 18 · Clint Bolick, Magazine MODERATES AND GERRYMANDERS
There is much good-government mourning over the Senate retirements that will end some of Washington's most famously nonideological Republican and Democratic careers next year. They were angels, these Mark Hatfields and Sam Nunns, always rescuing the infant compromise from a legislative building…
David Tell · Dec 18 · David Tell, Magazine MYTHICAL MURPHY BROWN
THE MYTHICAL MURPHY BROWN -- the highly paid professional woman who chooses to have a child out of wedlock -- is back, courtesy of the U. S. Census Bureau. On November 8, the bureau released a Current Population Report entitled "Fertility of American Women" by Amara Bachu, which purported to have…
Michael Lynch · Dec 18 · Magazine OUTREACH -- OR DEPENDENCY?
PERHAPS NO FEDERAL PROGRAM PROVIDES more damning testimony of the law of unintended consequences, and the grotesque mockery that can be made of our best intentions, than the Supplemental Security Income (SSI) program. What began in 1973 as a modest effort to aid the aged, blind, and physically…
Sean Paige · Dec 18 · Magazine POETRY IS BACK!
Try to imagine how Norman Mailer must have pitched his ltest poem to New Yorker editor Tina Brown: "Tina, I've been trying my hand at verse, and I feel I've touched on something quite profound . . ." In any case, here, in its entirety, is Mailer's poem, which was publi;hed in last week's "Talk of…
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · Magazine, The Scrapbook POTEMKIN VOLUNTEERS
AT THE ENTRANCE TO THAISS PARK, a carefully landscaped patch of grass, trees, and Little League fields just inside the city line of Fairfax, Virginia, stands a bright enamel sign mounted on a steel pole. "AmeriCorps Adopt-a-Spot," it announces in eye-catching letters. Below is the word " LITTER,"…
Tucker Carlson · Dec 18 · Magazine, Tucker Carlson PROMISE THEM ANYTHING
THE 164 PAGES OF THE Dayton Peace Accords set forth numerous commitments by the parties. Notably absent, however, are additional commitments made by the United States and Europe to coax the parties into signing. These offcial but unwritten commitments are in many cases as important to a workable…
Paul Williams · Dec 18 · Magazine SHUT UP IN THE BELLY
In announcing his retirement, Sen. Alan Simpson said he no longer had "the old fire in the belly" for politics. The use of "fire in the belly" to describe political commitment has become a cliche more desperately in need of retirement than Simpson himself: A Nexis search reveals that the phrase has…
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · The Scrapbook, Magazine SPANKING THE NANNY STATE
THE TAX CUTS MAY BE IN PERIL, the line-item veto languishing, welfare reform at a stalemate, and the unzeroed-out National Endowment for the Arts busily preparing for its next foray into the bowels of our culture. But say this for the 104th Congress: You can drive faster.
Tod Lindberg · Dec 18 · Tod Lindberg, Magazine TALK LEFT, MOVE RIGHT
BY THE TIME PRESIDENT CLINTON returned from his trip to Europe on December 3, the struggle at the White House over forging a budget deal with Republicans was over. Those arguing for no deal -- George Stephanopoulos, various aides in Hillary Clinton's orbit, even political adviser Dick Morris for a…
Fred Barnes · Dec 18 · Magazine, Fred Barnes THE DOLE-GINGRICH SPLIT (CONT'D)
When John Boehner, the House Republican conference chief, informed a roomful of lobbyists of House speaker Newt Gingrich's plan to hang tough in budget talks with the White House, he was almost immediately contradicted by Senate GOP leader Bob Dole.
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · The Scrapbook, Magazine THE ISSUE IN BOSNIA
IS THE AMERICAN MISSION about peace in Bosnia, or is it about preventing the next European-sown world war? Neither, in truth. The real issues at stake in the Bosnia incursion are the future vitality and the future scope of NATO.
Adam Garfinkle · Dec 18 · Magazine, Adam Garfinkle THE PEOPLE HAVE A CONNIPTION
The U.S. Department of Education ruled Nov. 30 that Chief Illiniwek can stay on as the University of Illinois's Native American mascot. Some were quick to claim a reversal for Indian-rights groups. Yeah, sure. Here's what's happened in the week since:
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · Magazine, The Scrapbook THE READING LIST
The Reading List must apologize for its sloppiness in recent issues. Literate readers have written in to call attention to some gaffes and blunders, all committed in the haste brought about by deadline pressure. Peter Hansen of Walpole, N.H., writes: "Fabrizio doesn't plot to assassinate anybody in…
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · The Scrapbook, Magazine THE VINDICATION OF CHRISTINA JEFFREY
On Nov. 30, something virtually unprecedented happened in Washington: Before a battery of cameras, an elected official publicly apologized to one of his former staffers for her wrongful firing. And so, House-historian-for-a- week Christina Jeffrey, the notorious Nazi, anti-Semite, racist, and…
Elena Neuman · Dec 18 · Elena Neuman, Magazine URBAN VILLAGE
Dudley was staring at my I refrigerator. A neighbor, he had come by at the suggestion of a mutual friend to measure my small fireplace for a custom-made screen. As it turned out, my house had strong associations for him. He'd known the couple who bought it in the late 1950s and lived here until…
Claudia Winkler · Dec 18 · Claudia Winkler, Casual WALTER DURANTY LIVES!
It kind of iumps right off the page at you. There in the "Christmas Issue" of the New York Review of Books, leading the letters section, is a strongly worded complaint about a Robert Block essay on Bosnian Serb military commander Ratko Mladic. David Binder writes that Block has appropriated from…
The Scrapbook · Dec 18 · The Scrapbook, Magazine 'CALVIN AND HOBBES' AND THE MORAL SENSE
Were you a newspaper editor, imagine your reaction if a cartoonist came to you and proposed a comic strip that would offer the reader moral instruction conveyed by the antics of a self-centered six-year-old boy whom only saintly parents could love and no other child could tolerate. The strip would…
James Wilson · Dec 18 · James Q. Wilson, Blog DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH
It seems quaint now, but there was a time, during the middle 1950s and after, when critics spent a lot of their energy arguing over what was specifically "Jewish" about the Jewish writers who were beginning to dominate the American literary scene. That decade witnessed an explosion of fiction by…
Donna Rifkind · Dec 18 · Blog MEN DON'T WHINE
Finally, after waiting patiently in line behind women, blacks, gays, and countless others, men are pounding out the drumbeat of victimization. In his new book, The Masculine Mystique: The Politics of Masculinity (Ballantine, 320 pages, $ 23), Andrew Kimbrell offers a litany of male woe more…
Michael Giltz · Dec 18 · Blog YOU'RE KILLING ME!
In movie theaters across the country, audiences are increasingly being encouraged to laugh at things no sane person should find amusing -- at the sight of extreme, graphic, bloody, sickening violence. The trend began almost 30 years ago when audiences saw Bonnie and Clyde, perhaps the first…
Josh Larsen · Dec 18 · Blog A DOLE-GINGRICH SPLIT
A REPUBLICAN OFFICIAL who attended Majority Leader Bob Dole's gathering with Senate leaders, then dropped by a session of House Speaker Newt Gingrich's advisory group later the same day, experienced quite a contrast. " It was like going from ancient Greece to the planet Mars," the official said.…
Fred Barnes · Dec 11 · Magazine, Fred Barnes A TAXING PROBLEM FOR JACK KEMP
TWhat is Jack Kemp going to do with the commission on tax reform he's chairing? The commission, assembled in the spring to help unify the Republican message on taxes, holds its last session in December, and there's no consensus on what to recommend. But Kemp wants to deliver a full-fledged,…
The Scrapbook · Dec 11 · The Scrapbook, Magazine AND SPEAKING OF KEMP . . .
THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned that a major Republican polling firm surveyed New Hampshire Republicans last week on behalf of Jack Kemp. The poll found interest among New Hampshirites in the possibility of a new entrant to the GOP field, and good approval ratings for Kemp. But Kemp has informed…
The Scrapbook · Dec 11 · The Scrapbook, Magazine ARISTIDE ACTS UP AGAIN
CLINTON'S FOREIGN POLICY," says a friend of the president who discusses policy with him, "belies the idea that he's always watching the polls." Sure do es. For months, administration offIcials have been touting last year's invasion to restore Haitian president Jean-Bertrand Aristide, but all that…
Christopher Caldwell · Dec 11 · Christopher Caldwell, Magazine AWASH IN CAMPBELL'S SOUP
David Brooks · Dec 11 · David Brooks, Magazine BORAH! BORAH! BORAH!
THE CRISIS IN BOSNIA has sparked the beginning of a profound debate within the Republican party over the direction of its foreign policy, and not a moment too soon. For the past three years, the party has been drifting toward the edge of its third great transformation in this century. The first…
Robert Kagan · Dec 11 · Magazine, Robert Kagan BOSNIA
President Clinton has decided to deploy U.S. troops in Bosnia. By doing so, he tests Republicans on a yea-or-nay question concerning America's continued engagement with the rest of the world. At this point, all too many of them are flunking that test.
David Tell · Dec 11 · David Tell, Magazine DARK SCIENCE AL GORE AND THE FDA
TBill Clinton regularly touts the importance of science and technology and calls for increased government influence over research. He decries congressional budget-balancers who would trim mediocre technology programs such as those at the Department of Commerce, asserting that the federal government…
Henry Miller · Dec 11 · Henry I. Miller, Magazine DI, OPRAH, AND OUT-YEARS FAIRS
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Irwin M. Stelzer · Dec 11 · Magazine, Irwin M. Stelzer DON'T BELIEVE THE POLLS
ACCORDING TO THE RECEIVED WISDOM early in the Clinton administration, most Americans wanted the new president to concentrate on domestic matters and substantially ignore foreign policy. In the spring of 1993, for example, Clinton pollster and strategist Stanley Greenberg remarked that "America is…
Everett Carll Ladd · Dec 11 · Everett Carll Ladd, Magazine HAITI
BOSNIA WILL BE BILL CLINTON'S second military venture -- after Haiti. Fifteen months ago he sent 6,000 American troops there with the promise that they would restore democracy and then leave. What is the situation in Haiti as 1995 ends, and are there any lessons in it?
Elliott Abrams · Dec 11 · Elliott Abrams, Magazine HYPOCRITE, THY NAME IS
ON NOVEMBER 20, 1990, 45 House Democrats filed suit in federal court to prevent President Bush from taking military action against Iraq without congressional approval. "The president of the United States on his own cannot make that kind of determination," said Rep. Ron Dellums of California, who…
Matthew Rees · Dec 11 · Matthew Rees, Magazine MRS. HEINZ'S 57 CAUSES
READ ENOUGH INTERVIEWS, and you'd half expect Teresa Heinz (now Mrs. John Kerry, though she wisely refrains from using the Massachusetts senator's name) to enter Washington's Willard Hotel for the presentation of her Heinz Awards with a communal pacifier dangling from her spare yet tastefully…
Matt Labash · Dec 11 · Magazine, Matt Labash STANDARD MAILBAG
Would the anonymous seminarian who keeps offering multi-crayola'ed screeds on the outside of his envelope (the latest of which reads "Watch out!. . . POWER SEEKERS. . . . Pride. . . The Self Righteousness of the Right . . Satan Begone! ") please include a return address on your next correspondence?…
The Scrapbook · Dec 11 · The Scrapbook, Magazine WHY WE ARE IN BOSNIA
TO MY OWN SURPRISE -- maybe amazement would be a better word -- I find myself siding with Bill Clinton on the issue of sending American troops to Bosnia, and hoping against all odds that my fellow conservatives in general and the Republican party in particular will wind up doing the same. For it is…
Norman Podhoretz · Dec 11 · Magazine, Norman Podhoretz SINATRA AT 80
Frank Sinatra turns 80 on December 12, setting off one of those familiar convulsions in the vast publicity machine of American show biz. The smoke has barely cleared from the last convulsion, concluded only a week or two ago for the Beatles, on the twenty-fifth anniversary of their breakup as " the…
Andrew Ferguson · Dec 11 · Andrew Ferguson, Blog